Little Tonto - Lead Vocals and masturbating and smelling fingers.
Wee Snicker - Lead and Ryth Guitar and singing nude and jerking off in the port-o-potties behing the mall.
Pee Pee Smalls - Lead and Rythm Guitar Gay pornstar shopping cart banshee.
Influences
Milli Vanlli
Capt. Kangoroo
Mr. Rogers
Umpa Lumpas
Bananas in Pajamas
FraggleRock
David the Gnome
We fucking rock and we get mad pussy. Our dicks are massive compared to you motherfucking tall guys. Third leg leg bitch.
Three brothers and all little people. But our hearts are big and into this music we make. This music is for all the little mother fuckers out there that never made it. This is the staple! This is the new.
Pee Pee Smalls baby sits and works every other month as a pornstar. It is bigger than a horse (so I've been told")
Little Tonto was involed in the North American Hippie Middget Fuck Fest 2005. It's well known that he has never made love.
Wee Snicker has been eating uncooked food for the last month or two. His music is getting sharper.
The Band
The band members are not from Marion, they were born and raised in the heart of New York.
I'm pissed!!! U guys cancelled your gig @ the "MIDDGET FEST 2006" After I fucking drove 6 hours just to see you!!!!!!Fuck that! You guys better "GROW UP"!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have a bone to pick with you guys..i waited 4 hours out in the cold rain to see you guys...i got to hear you play...but why is it you're mouths dont move to the words of the songs...and why is it you're live shit has different words then the CD i bought?, what the fuck...
when are you guys coming out with your cd?..ill be honest i want to send you $20 to reserve a copy of it..where do i send the money? which one of you guys gets the most ladys?
you guys fucking rock..damn i can't believe you guys wasn't signed before now!!!!!!! i love you guys...yeahhhhh shit i can't wait to see you guys live again...
