ROCKIN' THE RANDOM IS BACK!!! AND IT'S BIGGER AND BADDER THAN EVER! LOUDER! DIRTIER!! AND SLEAZIER!!! OOOH!!!! THE LINE UPS ENOUGH TO GET ANYONE'S MOTOR RUNNING!
PETER PAN SPEED ROCK FROM HOLLAND PLAYING THEIR ONE AND ONLY SHOW IN SYDNEY WHILE ON THEIR NATIONAL TOUR WITH BUGGIRL, FAST N MEAN ROCK 'N' ROLL!, JUST THINK MOTORHEAD, EAT YA HEART OUT!...HOT!...CHANELLING THE GODS OF OZ ROCK (AC/DC, ROSE TATTOO), BUGGIRL WILL DELIVER THEIR USUAL DOSE OF HIGH OCTANE ROCK 'N' ROLL...CAPTAIN RECKLESS AND THE LOST SOULS, PLAYING THE SWINGINGEST & LOW DOWN SWAMP GROOVES IN TOWN...LAST BUT FAR FROM LEAST, NOBODY KNEW THEY WERE ROBOTS, WHO IN THEIR OWN WORDS SOUND LIKE CALCULATORS ORCHESTRATING A TRAIN WRECK! CHAOS!!
THE NIGHT WILL BE MC'D BY THE GLAMOUROUS CELIA CURTIS, WHO WILL ALSO BE PERFORMING A COUPLE OF HER NEW SONGS WITH WHITE KNUCKLE FEVER. MATT BYLETT DESIGNS WILL TANTALISE WITH HIS KOOKY COUTOURE JOINED WITH POLYMORPH MODIFIED SOULS. CABARET PERFORMANCE BY THE FABULOUSLY DERANGED APOCALYSTIK. SEXY POLE WRANGLING BY BABY FALCOR AND CO RAUNCY CAGE DANCERS.
DIRTY DJ ACTION FROM: DJ IVY (BLINK/TRASH); ANDY ARSE CANDY (CHERRY2000); DJ LADY A (BLACKLIST) VS DJ SNAGGLETOOTH; INTENSE ROCK DEATH SENARIO.
SO CLUTH YA CRUTCH AND GREASE YA GEARS! FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS AND GET READY TO PUT YOUR STILLETTOS TO THE METAL! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE ROCKIN' THE RANDOM STYLE! GET ON DOWN TO TALBOT ST FOR ANOTHER DOSE OF PURE RENNEGADE ROCK N ROLL!!!
BURN RUBBER BABY!!!!
SAT APRIL 18. 8 TIL LATE. $16.
4 TALBOT ST (1ST LEFT AFTER HUNGRY JACKS, HEADING SOUTH ON THE PRICESS HWY)
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8:00 – 10:00 – DJ Ivy
10:10 – 10:20 – Matt Bylett / Polymorph
10:25 – 11:10 – Nobody Knew They Were Robots
11:15 – 11:25 – Apocolypstik
11:30 – 11:40 – White Knuckle Fever
11:40 – 12:25– Buggirl
12:40 – 1:25 – Peter Pan Speed Rock
1:40 – 2:25 – Capt Reckless
2:25 – 3:25 – DJ Andy Arse Candy
3:25 – 4:25 – DJ Lady a. & DJ Snaggletooth
4:25 – Dawn – DJ intense Rock Death Scenario
Music
The Damned, Guns n Roses, The Ramones, New York Dolls, The Slits, Blondie, Motley Crue, The Detroit Cobras, Misfits, My Silent Hell, Supa Moist, Nina Hagen, Cramps, Depeche Mode, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, The B-52’s, Stray Cats, BRMC, The Rolling Stones, Sex Pistols, The Specials, Anal Discharge, Motorhead, Faith no More, Billy Idol, Tiger Army, Joan Jett, The Jam, siouxsie and the Banshees, The Pixies, Johnny Cash, Dead Kennedys, Eagles of death Metal, Beastie Boys, Thundamentals, The Smiths, Elvis, Kiss, Suicidal Tendencies, Dropkick Murphy’s, Hard-Ons, Nancy Sinatra, Danzig, Hed PE, Hole, Bikkini Kill, Bodycount, Ministry, Pantera, Buthole Surfers, Slayer, The Distillers, The Meteors, Demented Are Go, NWA, Dimmu Borgir, Machine Head, Rob Zombie, NIN, The Expolited, Rancid, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, Clutch, L7, NOFX, Dillinger Escape Plan, Fear Factory, As I lay Dieing, Kilswitch Engage, Guttermouth, Dolly Parton, Joan Jett, Patti Smith.
Movies
Horror. Porn.
Heroes
THE RANDOM GIRLS:
Miss S. Random
Miss A. Random
Miss B. Random
HOUSE DJS:
Andyarsecandy
DJ Ivy
Intense Rock Death Senario
lady.a & Snaggletooth
HEY SYDNEY! ROCKIN THE RANDOM IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU'VE BEEN CHUCKED OUT OF A VENUE FOR DANCING ON THE TABLES, GOING WILD, OR LOOKING DRUNK (AS IF THAT WASN'T HALF THE POINT), FOR ALL THE WAREHOUSES THAT AREN'T ALLOWED TO ROCK OUT ANYMORE BECAUSE OF NOISE COMPLAINTS!!! WE SAY FUCK YOU TO ALL THE ARSEHOLES THAT MOVE INTO THE CITY AND THINK THAT WE SHOULD ALL BE QUIET!!! THIS IS FOR EVERY GIG YOU EVER WENT TO FULL OF LAME MOTHERFUCKERS LOOKING SO SLICK BUT NOT BLOODY DANCING!!!!! FOR ALL THE TIMES WHEN YOU WERE JUST GETTING INTO IT AND THE PUB FUCKING SHUTS!! AND FOR ANY TIME A BOUNCER, COP OR OTHER CUNT TRIED TO CURB YOUR FUN - FUCK 'EM!
SO
IF WANNA GET DOWN AND DIRTY THIS IS THE FUCKIN ANSWER!!! GET YOUR SLEAZE ON AND COME AND GET BENT TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN AT ROCKIN THE RANDOM!!!!! SEEDY!!! TRASHY!!! OUT OF CONTROL!!! YEEEEHAAAAH!!!!
DJS ALL NIGHT LONG
100% DEBAUCHERY
BANDS, BROADS AND BOOZE (ALL CHEAP)!!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Dirty rotten caners, crotch sniffers, kinky motherfuckers, pussy cat lovers, ball crackers n minge breakers .... Any fucker that can bring their minge down to mongrel town!!!
This show will be the first Australian east coast performance by The Amenta's
recently announced new lineup, with the addition of Cain Cressall on
vocals and Dan Quinlan on bass and one of the final shows before THE
AMENTA embark on a six week tour of North America with VADER, DECREPIT
BIRTH, AUGURY, WARBRINGER and SUCCESS WILL WRITE APOKALYPSE ACROSS THE
SKY.
We Lost The Sea - Awesome progressive, post-metal to soothe your hungover head
Thedowngoing - violent, godless 2-piece grind to trigger your relapse
Code Of Lies - Orange grind freaks with increased fire-power.
It's FREE, ALL AGES, and we're giving away comp. cds...
so if you're not a pretentious fuck who only pays exorbitant amounts of dosh to see international acts past their prime play songs from 20 years ago, then come check it out...
The Surgical Sideshow Epic opens Thursday, next week, at the PACT Theatre in Erskineville.
The product of the fevered imaginations contained within those entities known as Bonedaddy and Black Paul makes its debut.
Imagine a live theatrical production attempting to blend a cartoon version of the 1932 film "Metropolis" with a pantomime version of "Night of the Living Dead". Imagine that this same theatrical production stars two giant skeletons as rival surgeons.
Doors open at 7pm. Show starts 8pm. Thursday 1st of October to Friday 9th of October 2009. 107 Railway Parade, Erskineville, Sydney. Advance tickets through www.tenderloins.com.au Further information at www.thesurgicalsideshow.com Special matinée times on Sunday. No show Monday.
In just two weeks, arguably the
strangest theatre experience ever begins its nine day run at the PACT Theatre
in Erskineville.
**The Surgical Sideshow presents
The Surgical Sideshow Epic!**
Opening night: Thursday, 1st of
October. Final night: Friday, 9th of October. Bookings through www.tenderloins.com.au Further information is to be found
at www.thesurgicalsideshow.com
Not to be missed!
Online Now!
