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Ira Elliot
Ira Elliot the gato is out of the bolsa

Male
46 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 10/6/2009
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Generalwaving to the imaginary crowd when i get on and off airplanes, style, philly cheese steaks, giving hippies a hard time, giant beats, trying to get my band to appear on don kirschner's rock concert, gil elvgren, the wake and bake, indian food, dogs, girls in heels and seamed stockings (boys if it gets late enough), using whatever means neccessary to extract a confession, spending money unwisely, anything green sparkle, modern pop/rock theory and analysis based on a 70s rock/pop paradigm rooted in a 60's post-elvis aesthetic, zablozki's and the sweetwater, winding up republicans jocks and golfers, photobooths, speaking with a bad british accent, stella artois, slot car racing, nanotechnology, defeat of the regime, world peace through a combination of music, art, and civilized drug policy, keeping it moderately real, a nice pastrami and corned beef on rye with mustard, vulcanization, and i would be remiss if i didn't mention pants.
Musiccar alarms, hair dryers, washing machines, vibrators, neighbors, passing taxis, glasses of beer, laughing
Movieshard day's night, team america, bonnie & clyde, secretary, taking of pelham 123, sleeper, the kids are alright, supersize me, decasia, help!, don't look back, little big man, big lebowsky, last picture show, taxi driver, the filth and the fury, buffalo 66, after hours, fail-safe, breaking away, clockwork orange, badlands, duck soup, requiem for a dream, the bank dick, alien, american beauty, boogie nights, seven, end of the century, monsters inc., the thing (carpenter), glengarry glen ross, ed wood, kung fu hustle, stripes, castle of the walking dead
Televisionthe mighty boosh, old star treks, aquateen, daily show, family guy, odd couple, nova, frontline, any cheesy WB teen-drama or late night talk show that i've appeared on. and that show where they show how stuff is made. i think it's called "how stuff is made".
Books'letter to a christian nation' by sam harris, 'the god delusion' by richard dawkins, 'the road' cormac mcarthy, 'hammer of the gods' stephen davis
Heroeskeith moon, groucho marx, irving klaw, tony harrison, joe strummer, daniel lorca, benny hill, joey ramone, ringo, salvador dali, jim weathers, matt stone and trey parker, our boys in vietnam, sasha baron cohen, sam harris, bj wilson, rick allen, johnny knoxville, the bass player in ac/dc, muhammed ali, matthew caws, jon stewart, tom petty, lloyd dobler, bonzo, george carlin, my mom, bugs bunny, earl palmer, the guy who invented air-conditioning, levon helm, george harrison, smoove b., stone philips, oates.

     RockPilot's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Rego Park, Queens
Body type:6' 2" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Simonizer

   RockPilot's Schools
Yale University
New Haven, CONNECTICUT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Postdoctoral
Major: Masturbational Therapies
 

1987 to 1991
Harvard University
Cambridge, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Hallucinatory Drugs and Hacky Sack
 

1983 to 1986
Berklee College Of Music
Boston, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Self-Congratulatory Soloing
 

1979 to 1982



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About me:
patient and dextrous
Who I'd like to meet:
someone who can explain cricket to me.
someone who is so taken with me at first sight that they just give me a million dollars.
someone who thinks that a pastrami is an animal of some kind.
that guy that stole my bike when i was 13. fuckin' dick. (i know you're out there, eric.)
me when i was seventeen and slap some sense into myself.
you when you were seventeen and slap some sense into you, while i'm at it.

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Cooky

Cooky



Mar 15 2009 10:12 PM

kevin

kevin



Jan 24 2009 8:19 PM

you ARE a trip!
Spray Paint Star

Spray Paint Star



Feb 4 2009 4:38 PM

Dude, are you on Facebook yet?
ǝllǝqɐsı

i d



Jan 5 2009 8:29 AM

hey, how's it going?
belated happy new year.
x
I Love Acting. It is So Much More Real than Life.

I Love Acting. It is So Much More Real than Life.



Sep 28 2008 8:39 PM

Hey, I've just started watching "Sliding Doors" and there's this scene that made me think of what you said last night. Well, there's no direct connection, but how cute is the line (spoken with a most charming Scottish accent; on the tube) "Everyone's born knowing Beatles' lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the foetus subconciously along with all the amniotic stuff. In fact, they should be called The Foetles."
Hm, I'm realizing now, once written down, it's lost some of it's charm...

Enjoy the tour!
a_musette

a_musette



Sep 7 2008 12:15 PM

Hello!
Thanks a lot for adding me to your page! Happy to be your friend :)
Nice to see you again at Marseille ;)
All the best and love,
Anne
Greth Ligon

Greth Ligon



Sep 4 2008 4:21 AM

Hey man! good seein you in Denver. thanks for the help getting into the show. I had a great time.
ʞuɐɥɔɯ pıʌɐp

ʞuɐɥɔɯ pıʌɐp



Sep 1 2008 1:59 PM

Bowie, do you have one really funky sequined space suit, Bowie?
Or do you have several ch-ch-ch-ch- changes?
Jonathan

Jonathan



Aug 22 2008 3:18 PM

I am well! I am a United Snake aren't I?
Sadia's pictures look like some alien transmition from a different dimension. Weirdos.
Jonathan

Jonathan



Aug 21 2008 5:21 PM

Two words. Larry Changes.
Anna Banana

Anna Banana



Jul 24 2008 12:06 AM

IRA!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU FOR THE BUMBERSHOOTING FESTIVAL OF FUNTIMES!!!! xoxo ANNA BANANA
Holistica

Holistica



Aug 2 2008 7:35 PM

dude, you are workin' that 'stache!
Jose

jose galvez



Aug 19 2008 12:18 AM


god's cock this is a great picture.
CARLY

CARLY



Jun 22 2008 9:25 PM

have i told you lately that your moustache is quite dashing these days?
Miss Rixatrix

Miss  Rixatrix



May 30 2008 7:23 PM

You're in Atlanta.

Put me on the list and you can stay at my house.

Love,

Angela
Nieves

Nieves



May 30 2008 5:05 PM

Ahá! So i am not the only one who takes pictures of your shoes...
jo

jo



Jun 2 2008 3:30 AM

thats super perv looking ira. which i know you are not.
or are you?
ʞuɐɥɔɯ pıʌɐp

ʞuɐɥɔɯ pıʌɐp



May 29 2008 4:01 PM

one of my favorite holidays is Nada Surf day. it's kind of rotating and people don't always celebrate on the same day but whenever Nada Surf is in your town, it's Nada Surf day and on that day everyone's happy because Santa Nada gives all the good people beautiful songs.
SOFT REEDS

SOFT REEDS



May 14 2008 9:13 PM

you sir possess a kind of raw sexuality. auditions are at seven. see you in a couple weeks...

-ben
Mrs. Fantanderson

Rebecca Anderson



May 7 2008 3:54 AM

You Guys Rock.

I Can't Minimize the Effect You've All Made on Our Lives - Just With Your Great Music - Let Alone Your Good Vibes.

Thank You.

So Great Knowing You.

Peace & Love & Happiness from Denver.
RUSTY

RUSTY



Apr 26 2008 5:47 PM

Dear Ira,

Keep rocking the mustache.

Cheers,
Rusty
Gabi

Gabi



Apr 29 2008 10:04 AM

Hi Ira!
The show last Friday was fantastic, I'm still smiling when thinking about it!
Many greetings
"Mom" :)
Nieves

Nieves



Apr 30 2008 9:29 AM

Amazing luminous drum sticks!
Have fun tonight in Valencia.
Steve

Steve



Apr 24 2008 4:37 AM

Hey just wanted to say thank you again. Much appreciated.
Rock on
Rachel

Rachel



Apr 25 2008 10:35 PM

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