Crystal Funke

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Just posted my newest play on my blog...it's based on a true story, but still takes place in Hell like most of the plays I've written!Mood: accomplished accomplishedPosted at 11:44 PM Oct 22 view more

  • Crystal Funke

  • 28 / Female
  • Charleston, South Carolina, US
  • Last Login: 11/25/2009

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Interests

  • General

    comedy, writing songs and plays, playing guitar, reading, cooking, watching Arrested Development, doing crossword puzzles .. width="425" height="350">.... ....>
  • Music

    Jump, Little Children, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Weezer, No Doubt, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Butch Walker, Ben Folds, Garbage, Beck, DVDA, Parker and Goodman, Stephen Lynch, Flight of the Conchords, William Shatner, The Dan Band; soundtracks: Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Avenue Q, Rent, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Team America, Cannibal!: The Musical, Almost Famous, The Wedding Singer (Broadway soundtrack)
  • Movies

    Walk Hard, Cannibal!: The Musical, Almost Famous, School of Rock, Orgazmo, Team America: World Police, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Wedding Crashers, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Austin Powers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Baseketball, Anchorman, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Zoolander, Old School, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, The Wedding Singer, Scream, The Omen, The Jerk, Run Ronnie Run, Dumb and Dumber, Talladega Nights, Stranger Than Fiction, Borat, Let's Go to Prison, The Hebrew Hammer, Little Miss Sunshine, Blades of Glory, Knocked Up, Superbad, Juno, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Baby Mama, The Ten, Semi-Pro, Step Brothers
  • Television

    Arrested Development, The Office, Newsradio, The 4400, Monk, South Park, Family Guy, Home Movies, Friends, Reno 911, Scrubs, Boston Legal, Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Presents, The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, Psych, 30 Rock, The Sarah Silverman Program, Weeds, How I Met Your Mother, Flight of the Conchords, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Extras, The New Adventures of Old Christine, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, My Boys, Reality Bites Back
  • Books

    Naked Pictures of Famous People (Jon Stewart), I Hate Other People's Kids (Adrianne Frost), the Biff Kincaid series (Dan Barton), anything by Bentley Little, James Patterson, Christopher Moore, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, John Saul, Kathy Reichs, Tess Gerritsen, Stuart Woods, Karin Slaughter, Lisa Gardner, Stephen White
  • Heroes

    Will Arnett, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, William Shatner, Ben Stiller, Conan O'Brien, Sarah Silverman, Will Ferrell, Stephen Colbert...basically anyone who makes me laugh!

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Charleston, SC
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 2" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Playwright/Library Assistant

Schools

  • College Of Charleston

    • Charleston,South Carolina
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Theatre-Peformance
    1999 to 2003

Blurbs

About me:

I'm a playwright from Charleston, SC. I write monologues and ten-minute plays, and I have written two musicals-Satan!: The Musical and Scenes From the Bible: A Musical Revue! Five of my short plays were recently performed in France, and my play "Never Trust an Angel" was performed at Cecil College in Maryland and is currently in the process of being turned into a short film! Most of my plays are on my blog, so feel free to read them...I'm always interested in finding out what people think of them!

Who I'd like to meet:

The cast of Arrested Development...especially Will Arnett!

Comments

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  • Oct 3 2009 9:56 PM

    Click here to go to the Faber Optimé web site in a new tab/window.

    Good to have you as a friend!
    So great to see the internet in action this way, shortening distances between people.

    I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site some time.

    For occasional, new, refreshing, insightful and (possibly?!) valuable content, I encourage you to sign up for my free newsfeed/email newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!).

    You might enjoy watching some of my films (use the on screen controls to skip between them):

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    Take care and keep in touch.

    Best,
    Faber.

    "Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

  • Sep 1 2009 2:14 AM


  • Jul 28 2009 8:32 PM

    Hey Lady! How are you doing? I haven't talked to you in a while, thought I drop you a line. :) I'm still in Illinois, I'm actually headed into Chicago tonight to see Cat On a Hot Tin Roof, they are playing it in the park. Tomorrow I get off work early to go to a Cubs game! So excited. :) Hope your having a good summer. Callie :)
  • Jul 14 2009 6:58 PM

    Hey,
    Just wanted to stop by and say hi.
    I hope all is great.
    Your friend,
    Brian
  • Jun 6 2009 9:51 PM

    Just checking in. I hope your day was fabulous!
    If you find time I would like to invite you to read my new short stories on my blog. It's called PEEK-A-BOO!
    Much love!
    Your friend,
    Brian
  • May 16 2009 2:00 AM

    Thanks for the friendship!
  • Jan 1 2009 2:58 AM

    Happy Birthday! What a fun day to celebrate! :)
  • Chi

    Jan 1 2009 2:41 AM

  • Dec 31 2008 11:04 PM

    Hope you have a very Happy Birthday!

    Happy Birthday
  • Dec 31 2008 10:37 PM


    Happy birthday, Crystal. Wishing you a magical, Happy New Year!
    Cheers,
    L&T :> ;>
  • Dec 31 2008 5:14 PM



    Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
  • Dec 31 2008 5:04 PM

    Happy Birthday!!!!
  • Dec 31 2008 3:06 PM

    Happy Birthday from Zoo Atlanta! Best wishes on behalf of over 850 mammals, birds, reptiles and amphibians from around the world.
  • Dec 29 2008 10:59 PM

  • Chi

    Dec 24 2008 10:09 PM

    Merry Christmas!!








    Wishing you a Merry Christmas with a some Christmas Cheers.

  • Dec 24 2008 9:30 PM

    Happy Christmas! Have a great Christmas and an even better New Year!
  • Dec 23 2008 12:51 PM

    That is great news about godly acres..you must be super excited.
    congratulations
  • Nov 27 2008 2:11 PM

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    I hope you truly enjoy gathering with family and celebrating all that we are blessed with throughout the year.


    To help celebrate the season, let me take you on a virtual tour of my favorite winery in New England. It's where Sin & Vengeance is set. Enjoy....

  • Nov 26 2008 1:18 PM

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Happy Thanksgiving
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Nov 24 2008 12:45 PM

    Hey! So... Why did the mayonnaise blush?

    …because it saw the salad dressing!!!!!

    Ha Ha!!!
  • Nov 5 2008 1:55 AM

    Heres a pic. Its not "Rob and Me" but its a start. haha.


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    Billy sort of looks like Franklin.
  • Oct 16 2008 11:38 PM

    Thanks Crystal!
  • Oct 15 2008 7:16 PM

    Your workshop was AWESOME last night Everyone is still talking about your work! Can't wait to see it main stage! Thanks for letting me be a part of it!
  • Oct 14 2008 2:19 PM

    Hey there - be sure to let me know how the workshop goes! Congrats again!

    Tyler
  • Oct 12 2008 2:54 AM

    Just droppin' by to wish you luck for the 14th..not that you will need it because the plays are excellent..