Crystal Smith-Connelly
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Crystal Smith-Connelly
Only 55 more downloads, and For I Am Zeus will have been downloaded 1,000 times! Get the book that was voted best comedy book of 2012 in the Turning the Pages Book of the Year contest...it's free today! : ) http://lnk.ms/dylhL
For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology: Crystal Smith-Connelly: Amazon.com: Kindle Store…
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Crystal Smith-Connelly
The Kindle version of For I Am Zeus is free today! If you already have it, please share the link with anyone you know who might be interested in reading about a Greek god trying to get laid! ; )
For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology: Crystal Smith-Connelly: Amazon.com: Kindle Store…
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Crystal Smith-Connelly
I just made my first book trailer! Please check it out...and if you like it, I'd be really grateful if you share it with your friends! Thanks! : )
This is a trailer for my first book, For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology. http://crystalsmithconnelly.weebly.com/ - created at http://...
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Crystal Smith-Connelly
Order For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology now, and I'll send you a free autographed magnet...just send me a message with your address after you order it! : ) http://lnk.ms/cpXP4
For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology [Crystal Smith-Connelly] on Amazon.com. *FREE* super saver shipping on qualifying offers. For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology contains six short plays about the most entertaining of the Greek gods.
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Crystal Smith-Connelly
For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology is on sale for $9 this week...right now that price is only on Createspace, but Amazon should drop the price soon too. I'm really proud of the book, so I hope you'll check it out! : ) http://lnk.ms/bcrpM
Comments
- Best Comedy Tickets2 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :)
www.bestcomedytickets.com - 3 years ago
- travis gordon3 years ago
Hi Crystal Funke, Episode 7 of SPELLFURY is done!!! Please tell your friends if you like it and we also love comments and constructive criticism!
P.S We'd also love it if you could vote for Julie O'Halloran (Druinia on Spellfury) for best female actor on a drama series
at:
http://www.streamys.org/submit/public-submissions-people/
You can vote once a day, everday til jan.22 in multiple categories from the same IP address! - travis gordon3 years ago
Hi Crystal Funke, we're just about done episode 7 of Spellfury, over the next month we could use your help to win a Streamy (It's like an oscar for a web series):
P.S Thanks so much for your support, you can submit a show everyday in every category! - Faber Optimé3 years ago
Good to have you as a friend!
So great to see the internet in action this way, shortening distances between people.
I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site some time.
For occasional, new, refreshing, insightful and (possibly?!) valuable content, I encourage you to sign up for my free newsfeed/email newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!).
You might enjoy watching some of my films (use the on screen controls to skip between them):
More (Rate! Comment! Favorite! Subscribe!) on my YouTube channel - http://www.youtube.com/faberoptime.
Take care and keep in touch.
Best,
Faber."Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."
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- Callie3 years ago
Hey Lady! How are you doing? I haven't talked to you in a while, thought I drop you a line. :) I'm still in Illinois, I'm actually headed into Chicago tonight to see Cat On a Hot Tin Roof, they are playing it in the park. Tomorrow I get off work early to go to a Cubs game! So excited. :) Hope your having a good summer. Callie :)
- Suza Kates4 years ago
Thanks for the friendship!
- 4 years ago
- Tori Carrington4 years ago

Happy birthday, Crystal. Wishing you a magical, Happy New Year!
Cheers,
L&T :> ;>
Interests
General
comedy, writing songs and plays, playing guitar, reading, cooking, watching Arrested Development, doing crossword puzzles .. width="425" height="350">........>Music
Jump, Little Children, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Weezer, No Doubt, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Butch Walker, Ben Folds, Garbage, Beck, DVDA, Parker and Goodman, Stephen Lynch, Flight of the Conchords, William Shatner, The Dan Band; soundtracks: Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Avenue Q, Rent, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Team America, Cannibal!: The Musical, Almost Famous, The Wedding Singer (Broadway soundtrack)Movies
Walk Hard, Cannibal!: The Musical, Almost Famous, School of Rock, Orgazmo, Team America: World Police, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Wedding Crashers, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Austin Powers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Baseketball, Anchorman, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Zoolander, Old School, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, The Wedding Singer, Scream, The Omen, The Jerk, Run Ronnie Run, Dumb and Dumber, Talladega Nights, Stranger Than Fiction, Borat, Let's Go to Prison, The Hebrew Hammer, Little Miss Sunshine, Blades of Glory, Knocked Up, Superbad, Juno, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Baby Mama, The Ten, Semi-Pro, Step BrothersTelevision
Arrested Development, The Office, Newsradio, The 4400, Monk, South Park, Family Guy, Home Movies, Friends, Reno 911, Scrubs, Boston Legal, Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Presents, The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, Psych, 30 Rock, The Sarah Silverman Program, Weeds, How I Met Your Mother, Flight of the Conchords, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Extras, The New Adventures of Old Christine, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, My Boys, Reality Bites BackBooks
Naked Pictures of Famous People (Jon Stewart), I Hate Other People's Kids (Adrianne Frost), the Biff Kincaid series (Dan Barton), anything by Bentley Little, James Patterson, Christopher Moore, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, John Saul, Kathy Reichs, Tess Gerritsen, Stuart Woods, Karin Slaughter, Lisa Gardner, Stephen WhiteHeroes
Will Arnett, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, William Shatner, Ben Stiller, Conan O'Brien, Sarah Silverman, Will Ferrell, Stephen Colbert...basically anyone who makes me laugh!
Latest Blog Entries
- May 2, 2012 11:17 PM My book
- Oct 1, 2010 5:17 PM A Little Peace and Quiet (A One-Act Play)
- Aug 28, 2010 6:41 PM Godly Acres: Bitch Session (A One-Act Play)
- Apr 9, 2010 4:49 AM Not a Chance in Hell (A 10-Minute Play)
- Mar 17, 2010 11:04 PM My West Coast premiere
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Music
Crystal's Playlist
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Blurbs
About me:
I'm a playwright from Charleston, SC. I write monologues and ten-minute plays, and I have written two musicals-Satan!: The Musical and Scenes From the Bible: A Musical Revue! Five of my short plays were recently performed in France, and my play "Never Trust an Angel" was performed at Cecil College in Maryland and is currently in the process of being turned into a short film! Most of my plays are on my blog, so feel free to read them...I'm always interested in finding out what people think of them!Who I'd like to meet:
The cast of Arrested Development...especially Will Arnett!Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Charleston, SC
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 2" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Playwright/Library Assistant
Schools
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College Of Charleston
- Charleston,South Carolina
- Graduated: 2003
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Theatre-Peformance
1999 to 2003











