Crystal Funke
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- Charleston, South Carolina, US
- Last Login: 7/4/2009
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Music Player
Interests
General
comedy, writing songs and plays, playing guitar, reading, cooking, watching Arrested Development, doing crossword puzzles .. width="425" height="350">........>Music
Jump, Little Children, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Weezer, No Doubt, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Butch Walker, Ben Folds, Garbage, Beck, DVDA, Parker and Goodman, Stephen Lynch, Flight of the Conchords, William Shatner, The Dan Band; soundtracks: Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Avenue Q, Rent, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Team America, Cannibal!: The Musical, Almost Famous, The Wedding Singer (Broadway soundtrack)Movies
Walk Hard, Cannibal!: The Musical, Almost Famous, School of Rock, Orgazmo, Team America: World Police, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Wedding Crashers, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Austin Powers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Baseketball, Anchorman, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Zoolander, Old School, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, The Wedding Singer, Scream, The Omen, The Jerk, Run Ronnie Run, Dumb and Dumber, Talladega Nights, Stranger Than Fiction, Borat, Let's Go to Prison, The Hebrew Hammer, Little Miss Sunshine, Blades of Glory, Knocked Up, Superbad, Juno, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Baby Mama, The Ten, Semi-Pro, Step BrothersTelevision
Arrested Development, The Office, Newsradio, The 4400, Monk, South Park, Family Guy, Home Movies, Friends, Reno 911, Scrubs, Boston Legal, Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Presents, The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, Psych, 30 Rock, The Sarah Silverman Program, Weeds, How I Met Your Mother, Flight of the Conchords, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Extras, The New Adventures of Old Christine, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, My Boys, Reality Bites BackBooks
Naked Pictures of Famous People (Jon Stewart), I Hate Other People's Kids (Adrianne Frost), the Biff Kincaid series (Dan Barton), anything by Bentley Little, James Patterson, Christopher Moore, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, John Saul, Kathy Reichs, Tess Gerritsen, Stuart Woods, Karin Slaughter, Lisa Gardner, Stephen WhiteHeroes
Will Arnett, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, William Shatner, Ben Stiller, Conan O'Brien, Sarah Silverman, Will Ferrell, Stephen Colbert...basically anyone who makes me laugh!
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Charleston, SC
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 2" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Playwright/Library Assistant
Schools
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College Of Charleston
- Charleston,South Carolina
- Graduated: 2003
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Theatre-Peformance
1999 to 2003
Causes
Latest Blog Entries
- Jun 4, 2009 11:32 PM Hell's Angel (A 10-Minute Play)
- Apr 17, 2009 1:43 AM Tastes Like Chicken (A 10-Minute Play)
- Feb 25, 2009 12:41 AM Last God Standing, Part 2
- Feb 25, 2009 12:31 AM Last God Standing (A 10-Minute Play), Part 1
- Nov 30, 2008 9:07 AM Heaven Help Us, Part 2
Comments
Jul 2 2009 1:57 AM
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Jun 29 2009 9:11 PM
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Hey Crystal Funke,
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Jun 6 2009 9:51 PM
If you find time I would like to invite you to read my new short stories on my blog. It's called PEEK-A-BOO!
Much love!
Your friend,
Brian
May 29 2009 2:37 AM
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Hey Crystal Funke, I am sending you a Happy Apple.
Send me a drink back!
May 16 2009 2:00 AM
Jan 1 2009 2:58 AM
Jan 1 2009 2:41 AM
Dec 31 2008 11:04 PM
Dec 31 2008 10:37 PM
Happy birthday, Crystal. Wishing you a magical, Happy New Year!
Cheers,
L&T :> ;>
Dec 31 2008 5:14 PM
Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
Dec 31 2008 5:04 PM
Dec 31 2008 3:06 PM
Dec 29 2008 10:59 PM
Dec 24 2008 10:09 PM
Merry Christmas!!
Wishing you a Merry Christmas with a some Christmas Cheers.
Dec 24 2008 9:30 PM
Dec 23 2008 12:51 PM
Nov 27 2008 2:11 PM
I hope you truly enjoy gathering with family and celebrating all that we are blessed with throughout the year.
To help celebrate the season, let me take you on a virtual tour of my favorite winery in New England. It's where Sin & Vengeance is set. Enjoy....
Nov 26 2008 1:18 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 24 2008 12:45 PM
…because it saw the salad dressing!!!!!
Ha Ha!!!
Nov 5 2008 1:55 AM
Billy sort of looks like Franklin.
Oct 16 2008 11:38 PM
Oct 16 2008 2:01 AM
A Demon Awaits came out yesterday.
I've got book signings from now to Christmas and I'm looking forward to getting out and seeing readers.
What's happening in your world?
CJ
Oct 15 2008 7:16 PM
Oct 14 2008 2:19 PM
Tyler
Oct 12 2008 2:54 AM