Tact..Noun..1. a keen sense of what to say or do to avoid giving offense; skill in dealing with difficult or delicate situations. ..2. a keen sense of what is appropriate, tasteful, or aesthetically pleasing; taste; discrimination. ..3. Not Andy
Male
30 years old
SAINT PETERSBURG, Florida
United States
Top Ten Thirteen (my baker's dozen):
1. CAKE
2. Iron Maiden
3. Every Time I Die
4. Ben Gibbard
5. The Juliana Theory
6. Hot Rod Circuit
7. Underoath
8. Coheed and Cambria
9. Third Eye Blind
10. Def Deppard
11. Lynyrd Skynyrd
12. The Get Up Kids
13. MxPx
Movies
High Fidelity, Beerfest, Grosse Pointe Blank, Better Off Dead, South Park Bigger Longer Uncut, The Ice Harvest, The Police Academy Series (excluding 7 which I never knew exsisted), Cannibal-The Musical, Spaceballs, Blazin' Saddles, Blowin' Smoke, Big Trouble in Little China, Idiocracy, History of the World part I, Big Jake, Baseketball, The Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies...and the Son of the Pink Panther...Steve Martin is gay, The Crocodile Dundee Trilogy, McLintock!, Orgazmo, Half Baked, How High...basically all weed comedies, Team America, A Nightmare on Elm Street series, The Indiana Jones TRILOGY, Back to the Future Trilogy, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, Man With the Screaming Brain, Summer School, The Program, Varsity Blues (basically all football movies except Rudy and All the Right Moves), the Rocky Collection including the new one, All but one Troma Film - Lloyd Kaufman is a genius(I have to add that Curse of the Cannibal Confederates was probably the worst movie I've ever seen), other shitty horror
Television
Brisco County Jr., Alias, A-Team, The Fall Guy, Hogan's Heroes, Scrubs, Tripping the Rift, Night Court, News Radio, Beavis & Butthead, South Park (how else to you think I keep up on current events?), Weeds, Rome and The Office
My favorite clip of how extremely evil Cartman can be. Season 5, Episode 1.
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Books
It's ironic how an aspiring novelist can't stand reading. Maybe it's laziness, maybe it's illiteracy, or it could be just a deep-seeded hatred for books.
About me: She said she's gonna quit me,
If I didn't quit the booze.
So I just started drinkin' more,
To see if she would really choose.
And I have to hand it to that girl:
She meant every breath.
An' I'm glad she did, 'cause I was about,
To drink myself to death.
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
She packed up all her things and walked away.
Well, it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
Well, she said I had problems:
Boy, was she ever right?
To keep from goin' home to her,
I'd stay out, drunk, all night.
And I believe that woman left me,
In the nick of time.
If she'd a-stayed much longer,
I'd have drinked up my last dime.
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
She packed up all her things and walked away.
And it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
Who I'd like to meet: Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with. Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself.
A doctor who will tell me my liver is fine. Then I won't feel like such a queer drinking water at parties.
hey whats up man...call me cause i lost all my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok thanks.
Hey Andy!! I think i'm coming back soon...i hope. Do me a favor, my favorite homosexual friend, keep you ears out for people looking to hire a certian perfetcoolamazinglygreatfunny person. My name should be 1st on your list Chilton!! :) miss ya fag.
oceanography that sounds interesting have to let me know how it is and lol i totally didnt mean to send u the sex in the city sticker but its hilarious that u accepted it anyways :OD well pass on a hello to everyone
