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Roisin Linton
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20 years old
Heaton, Newcastle Upon Tyne, Northeast
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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General
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Music


Beth Macari
Involution




If music be the food of love, give me excess.

Amy Winehouse
Antsy Pants
Aphex Twin
Arab Strap
Arctic Monkeys
Babyshambles
Badly Drawn Boy
Beastie Boys
The Beautiful South
Belle And Sebastian
The Bloodhound Gang
Bob Marley
Burial
Buzzcocks
The Cardigans
Cheap Sex
The Clash
The Coral
CSS
Daft Punk
Death Cab For Cutie
Devilman
The Distillers
Dizzee Rascal
DJ Format
DJ Friction
DJ Mehdi
DJ Shadow
DJ Vadim
DJ Yoda
The Dresden Dolls
Family Force 5
FannyPack
Fat Boy Slim
Fila Brazilla
The Films
Fingathing
Four Tet
Frankmusic
The Fratellis
Gallows
The Go! Team
Grandaddy
Guttermouth
Gwen Stefani
Gym Class Heroes
Harry And The Potters
The Horrorist
Jimi Hendrix
Jon Morgan
Joni Mitchell
Jose Vanders
Joy Division
Kanye West
Kelis
The Kinks
Lady Sovereign
Lemon Jelly
Lethal Bizzle
Lily Allen
M.I.A.
Maru
Missy Elliot
Mr scruff
N.E.R.D.
NOFX
No Doubt
OctoPi
The Offspring
Outkast
Patrick Wolf
Peaches
Pendulum
The Pierces
The Pipettes
Polystyrene
The Prodigy
Public Enemy
The Ramones
Robots In Disguise
The Rocket Summer
Sabrepulse
Sadie Strongheart
The Sex Pistols
Shania Twain
Shiny Toy Guns
The Smiths
Snoop Dogg
Sonic Youth
The Specials
The Streets
The Strokes
Sundae Club
Sway
System Of A Down
The Undertones
UNKLE
The Vandals
Violent Delight
The Velvet Underground
White Stripes
Wolfmother
X Ray Spex
The Zombies
The Zutons
Movies
Trainspotting
Imagine the best orgasm you've ever had, times it by 100 and you're not even close.

Amelie
Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's.

Donnie Darko
Sean Smith: [at the bus stop ] Good shit, eh? Donnie: Dude, it's a fucking cigarette.

A Clockwork Orange
We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.

Moulin Rouge
This woman is yours now. I've paid my whore.

Little Miss Sunshine
Olive: I want to dedicate this to my Grandad. Presenter: Oh! Wheres your Grandpa then? Olive: In the trunk of our car.

Lilo And Stitch
Lilo: Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one... is dancing!

Shaun Of The Dead
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right... gayyy...


Quadrophenia
Steph: Going to be one of the faces?
Jimmy: What do you mean going to be? I AM one of the faces!


Hair
Prison Psychiatrist: And men?
Woof: What do you mean...?
Prison Psychiatrist: You have any sexual attraction towards men?
Woof: You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?
Prison Psychiatrist: Yeah.
Woof: Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I'm not a homosexual, no.


The Princess Diaries
[running to catch up Mia and Michael]
Lilly: [screaming] WAIT FOR ME WAIT FOR ME!
[Two others teenagers stop, and look at her]
Lilly: Wait. Wait. No, not you - I don't even know you!


Scooby Doo - The Movie 1
Fred: Man, we got beats like it was the lizniz on earth, ya know what I'm sayin', G?
Shaggy: [nods, pauses] No.


Scooby Doo 2 - Monsters Unleashed
Daphne: Fred, do you think that I'm just a pretty face?
Fred: No. I mean... yes. I mean *not fat*. Definitely *not fat*. Is this sort of you're looking for?
Daphne: Fat? Why did you even use that word?
The Commitments
Jimmy Rabbitte: Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.
Pulp Fiction
Vincent: Thank you. Mind if I shoot it up here? Lance: Hey, mi casa su casa.
Television
Shameless
Lip: You should've twatted him back.
Ian : If I ever do that I'll kill him.
Lip: So, seven years for murder, get laid as often as you want, tattoos. Gay heaven.


Scrubs
You see, surgical and medical interns are kinda like two rival gangs. Not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.



Spaced
Tim: She's shallow, Brian. She's like Cordelia out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and latterly Angel, the spin off series which is set in LA.
Brian: Don't know what you're talking about.
Tim: Brian, you're such a square!



Green Wing
Dr. Alan Statham: Joanna brought me here once... to discuss hospital employment policy. Surreptitiously however, I was bringing her to climax with a breadstick. ..


Father Ted
Father Dougal: I know! Well lure them into a giant bingo game!
Father Ted: And how are we going to do that?
Father Dougal: We'll print up some bingo cards on our printing press and... oh.
Father Ted: Yes, it's the lack of a printing press that lets us down there. Or bingo balls. Or a PA system. Or in fact, any bingo paraphernalia at all.
Father Dougal: Damn. So near, yet so far. ..


The Peep Show
Jeremy Osborne: [after having finished jury duty] So finally justice is served. Well, not actual justice, just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing.
Books
trainspotting, acid house, diaries of Georiga Nicholson, feeling sorry for celia, finding cassie crazy, sugar rush

     one thousand sweeping statements's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:Newcastle Upon Tyne
Body type:5' 8" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:High school
Occupation:Pupil
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   one thousand sweeping statements's Schools
Heaton Manor School
Newcastle-upon-Tyne, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Clubs: Drama club
 

2004 to 2010

   one thousand sweeping statements's Companies
Roisin's Raisins.
Newcastle, UK





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About me:
i was brought up by a gypsy circus traveling form the scottish highlands who found me inside a wolf's belly just as they were about to cook it. they brought me up as their own and the bearded lady cared for me as a mother and father. i learnt to make forks into spoons with the power of my mind along with other skills like being able to speak to the dead and breakdancing. when i was 3 years old i killed my first wild dog, it was called Rover. i then moved on to join ravenswood primary school under the false pretences that it was actually a specialist bird watching school. but it was when the other children just wanted to read Roger Red Hat and play dominoes that i first suspected something was not quite right. it was at the age of 9 that i realised that if you ask for something in the right way then you have a good chance of getting it. i went on for a few years in solitary until i found my first love. a scottish skater boy with the voice of an angel. we had months of bliss until one day i had enough. i had to move on, i couldnt deal with the commitment. i broke his heart and then he went on a path to destruction. i have not seen him since we were 12 years old and he will always be the love of my life. when i was 13 i moved to bulgaria to make a living for myself as a singing potato seller. it didnt work out so at the tender age of 15 i have moved back to newcastle to serve justice under the cover of a girl with big boobs and even bigger dreams. at night i travel around the streets of the under privelaged ghetto of heaton handing out muffin baskets and fresh smoothies.
i think i repulse beautiful people.
i do alot of acting. and i also model. well im on an agency. actually getting much work on the other hand...
I love my tattoo and i cannot wait for lithuania! my name is said like rosheen, looks like royzin and is spelt róisín. please please please try not to make me repeat it. unless i mumble.
im very cynical and bitter and twisted and sometimes im just so filled up with unnecessary teenage angst. i apologize. but im never horrible to my friends. i hope. i spend 5 days of the week with billie fucking piper, a geordie whos deef in one lug, an extra curricular freak, the ethnic minority, a dirty hippy, a german speaking goff and the diet coke drinking chinese wannabe. but i try to avoid them at weekends.
Who I'd like to meet:
people with suspiciously too much in common with me!

someone who can match my dancing abilities. ..

   


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Jul 7 2009 7:09 PM

hey! everythings restocked! @ freeclothingco.com ! use discount code "restock" for an extra 10% off! ;) -Tim
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Jun 25 2009 4:00 PM

erm no, newcastle college to do photography... yourself?
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Jun 25 2009 2:56 PM

longbenton.... i'm quite happy about it now, just tryed my stuff on....
erm i know gotta love summer...
that sound like right fun....
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Jun 25 2009 11:35 AM

hey no worries man, myspace is indeed quite silly.....and i hate it when that happens, not tellling you about comments....
Drama exam i believe....
how was your party? my prom is tonight....:(
lots of birthday sound cool...
erm mostly just hangin about and drinkin? sad life...
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Jun 16 2009 9:25 AM

hey
im good
yourself?
erm i'm around heaton alot and went to a drama class with alot of kids from their....
up 2 out special today?
got any plans for the week?
BLEACHIE





Jun 14 2009 2:20 PM

hahahaa that picture is like 2 years oold.

come doss at mine next week or something?

love xx
BLEACHIE





Jun 13 2009 10:19 PM

i love yu too :)))))))
Rachael





Jun 6 2009 10:12 PM

goood, yeah im okk thanks.
good day? xx
BLEACHIE





Jun 6 2009 1:08 PM

i think i just pissed myseld laughing watching your beautiful skillful dance to basshunter.

love you raisin. xx
Rachael





Jun 5 2009 5:16 PM

hey, you okk? x
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Jun 1 2009 9:17 PM

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May 6 2009 11:05 PM

yeh i know. i was like great, im gonna be sitting in lessons with a bunch of lasses who are backward.fucking fantastic....
what the hell is a drama theraptist ? and i didnt even no sociology was an option , i am the most useless,unorganised perosn everrrrrr. all this shit about apparently applying for 6th form online?i dont have a clue about. anyhowww that sounds loevly and the very idea of no more maths brings a pleasurable tear to my eye, im going to go to sleep with that happy thought and have it wiped away as i wake up cos ive got it first lesson :| g'night xxxx
KURBO-D





May 6 2009 10:26 PM

LAZINESS! ha yeh wel i was gonna go to college cos its nearer where i live to do a childcare course becuas i wanted to work with children with disabilties but the people who were also takin the course were just rough as owt.. so i opted for the manor.. ermmm i wanna take english , drama and media..
yourself lovely ?xxx
KURBO-D





May 6 2009 7:58 PM

ahhhh i wish it still was as shiny, its messed up now due to all the unnessary dyingg :(
well hopefully i'll be able to stay on at heaton manor if i get me results and that. as much as i hate the school its proberbly the best option for me.. are you ?x x x
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Apr 19 2009 1:01 PM

lol, shut up.

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nad





Apr 19 2009 9:22 AM

whaaattttt?!?
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Apr 16 2009 3:31 PM

antarctic!?!?! wellll excuuuuseeee me!
hmm anyway i dont know what im saying really i mean you may be tropical but you are no beast:) you're a beaut! xxxxx
Eloise





Apr 16 2009 2:05 PM

haha yeah well i thought about that when i was typing it..but that doesnt mean that you arent a tropical beast! maybe the comment had nothing to do with the holiday:)
xxxxx
Eloise





Apr 15 2009 9:10 PM

:O betrayal!!!!!!!!!
ooooh nooo ive been stuck in the house since monday revising. but surprisingly i havnt done a lot..cos i get up late and then like have breaks and stuff:) im glad it was faaab anyway you tropical beast! xxxx
Oh, Anna





Apr 15 2009 5:19 PM

i don't think so.
:)
just get wasted so you wont feel ill or care .


;)
xxx
Eloise





Apr 15 2009 5:02 PM

oooh roisin!!! i just saw this comment now as i was trundling through my photos ...i want you to tickle my feet right now, no one does it like you baby;)
Im good, are you getting much revision done? and how was lithuania??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh, Anna





Apr 15 2009 2:00 PM

YES DARLING COME DOWN TOMORROW.
it's all metal though, so you might not enjoy it much, but it would be nice to see you.
xxx
Oh, Anna





Apr 10 2009 6:31 PM

:/
i said i was gonna do loads of work and not go out too much this holiday like
but that went properly to shit.
Oh, Anna





Apr 10 2009 5:45 PM

hahaha good stuff like.
:)
i can work at home, but i always fail.

i'll lock myself in my room later with some tunes and do it all.
Oh, Anna





Apr 10 2009 5:26 PM

was it good?
URRRRRRR YOU'LL HAVE MINGING FLU THAT GIVES YOU AIDS.


i'm gooooooood mun. bored though. all i've done is gotten drunk.

XD
no art coursework done either.
:/
probably should get started.
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