Major
Major Asselin
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.........................I reject your reality, and substitute it for my own............................
Male
28 years old
FORT MYERS, FLORIDA
United States
Last Login: 7/14/2009
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Mood:
vexed
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Major's Interests
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| General | I'am interested in the mainly unknown sport of Free-Skating. Free Skating is much like normal agressive inline skating, except you try and get from Point A, to Point B, in the fastest possible time reguardless of obsticles that may be in your way. It combines a blend of freestyle and agressive skating, as well as speed skating, and you have to modify your skates to accomodate this, which i have done.
I really like retro-gaming and retro-arcade gaming. I love the NES console, and pretty much anything Nintendo. I plan on making an arcade cabinet for son, and finished building the computer not too long ago. Its currently hooked up to the TV in the living room playing NEO-GEO games. This is reflected on my website: Http://www.snakepeople.net
I enjoy writing and have a book on the way called Syntax Error. Its a tech-cyberpunk adventure set in the 80's, with skateboarding, romance and action. The book is 100% historically accurate and the places talked about in the book exist, or did exist, in 1983. Check out the website at http://www.snakepeople.net/syntax/snytax.html
I have an interest in rare and collectable books. I have thousands of books and I'm always looking for more. My dream job would be to chase rare antiquities all over the world, much like Dean Corso in the (th Gate, or The Club Dumas, whichever. Check out my website for this at http://www.snakepeople.net/corso
Since i have been about 12 years old, i have access to the internet and everything that comes along with that. I had smart friends, curious smart friends, who like myself became very interested in everything little thing even remotely related to computers. Emulation, gaming, programming, building and repair, all had a aily part in our lives. It started on macintoshes, and evolved into what it is today: Dual and quad core computers with gigs and gigs of ram, and terabytes of harddrive space. I like to archive things i have found so i don't forget them, and they get washed away with the rest of the old internet. The website for that is http://www.snakepeople.net/dropbox
I really, really, like Mixed Martial Arts, Cage Fighting, and Professional Fighting in general. I have devoted a website and company to this call www.mmawtf.com. Its about the greatest place on earth to get caught up with local MMA stuff.
I'am married to a beautiful woman named Jennifer, and we have a baby named Major II. We have been together for four years, and then some. We enjoy going out to eat, watching movies, playing with the baby, visiting family, taking walks and going to church. | | Music | I like anything, except country only because i don't understand it much. Techno, club mixes, 80's music, hair metal and death metal. Lately i have been listening to 96k rock alot. | | Movies | Science Fiction movies both classic and modern, terribly bad movies, foreign language films, italian cinema, fantasy and advernture, classic comedies. I love IFC and Sundance movies. | | Television | I love the show Top Gear. I started watching it online some years back online, and now its on the BBC. I don't miss an episode. I also like Mythbusters, G4 TV's Attack of the Show, Venture Brothers, and most of the other shows on Cartoon Network. Bizar foods with Andrew Zimmerman is pretty good. | | Books | I consider myself an avid reader, and own more than 6,000 sci-fi and fantasy novels. Forgotten Realms, Piers Anthony, Phillip K. Dick, Robery Heinlin, Orson Scott Card, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Issac Asimov, Kurt Vonnegut, and others. I would like to get into rare book dealing. I have made a test website for the brokerage of books: http://www.snakepeople.net/corso | | Heroes | My mother and father, My wife, my friends, my son, and Peter Verhoven. |
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BLAST FROM THE PAST, The Escape From New York and Fan Club, Super Nintendo, The Legends of Zelda, Game collecting, The Unofficial Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Star Wars, Lucasfilm Ltd myspace page!, "The Goonies", Macintosh Faithful
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Major's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Winooski, VT | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Expecting | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Manager/Priced Right Liquor |
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Major's Schools
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Lee County High Tech Center North
Cape Coral, FL
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Microsoft Managment (Certificate Only)
Minor: Electrical Repair (Basic Course)
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2001 to 2001 |
Edison Community College
Ft Myers, FL
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Computer Repair (Did not finish)
Minor: Networking (Did not finish)
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2001 to 2001 |
New Directions Center
Fort Myers, FL
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Computer Repair
Minor: Microsoft Administration
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1999 to 1999 |
Fort Myers High School
Ft. Myers, FL
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Computers
Minor: Technology
Clubs: T.V. Production & Technology
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1995 to 1999 |
Winooski High School
Winooski, VT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
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1994 to 1994 |
Winooski Middle School
Winooski, VT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: Y&T Program
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1990 to 1992 |
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Major's Companies
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Priced Right Liquor & Ric-Lor Enterprises
Fort Myers/Cape Coral/Naples, Southwest Florida US
Manager - Systems Admin
Store #1 (of 3)
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2000 - Present
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Thespian Productions
Fort Myers, FL US
Co-Owner
Production
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2007 - Present
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Asselin & Hallett Publishing
Cape Coral & Lehigh Acres, FL US
Co-Author
Writing
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2008-Present
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About me:
I hate Rachel Ray. I love my parents, my wife, my son, and my family. I'm writing a book called Syntax Error. I provide graphic arts, web design and production work for my company, Thespian Productions. We have plays and productions here in Fort Myers, and in NY. I can fix/build/program things and have owned my a computer successful repair company, which i sold. I'm good with cars. I've been married for four years, have one child, and i'm 5'9" 165 pounds. Ive been trying to lose weight for the past 4 months and have lost 60 pounds so far, so i can be in shape to play with my baby, and keep up. I love inline skating and try to get to the skate park as much as i can with my friend Morgan, and whoever else wants to go. I have a fond interest in Mixed Martial Arts, and headline a MMA news and humor site, featuring local fighters and dojos. http://www.mmawtf.com
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Matt's reply "you should come and see it....oh wait... normal people aren't allowed here... sorry"
Hey Maj!! Happy Fathers day!! I miss and love you sooooooooooooo much!! Have fun :):)
Eck! Murder and mayhem, huh? Glad you enjoyed it! The game, I mean. :>
Miss you!
Brian wanted me to tell you Happy Birthday! He also said today was a good day for all Opus Dei members to allow themselves that treat of treats...self-flagellation! Go for it! Hey, you deserve it!
Happy Birthday, Major!
Um, is now when I tell you how terrible my labor was, how painful, etc? Well, it was! But you were worth it. LOL
Have a fantastic day.
Love and miss you-
Mom
HEY MAJOR! THANKS FOR THE ADD AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!HOPE ALL IS GOING WELL FOR AND YOUR FAMILY TAKE CARE....
Maj, what did you think of brother Steve winning Mr. Vermont last night? Is that awesome or what? We're so excited! Check out the photos I posted over at my MySpace!
Love you all-
Happy Easter, Major!
Love and miss you-
Mom
That is a damn cute baby
"The President is dead, you got that? Somebody's had him for dinner!" -Snake Plissken
Dude, don't even mention 'L.A.' what a joke. Carpenter took a big ol' shit on Snake when he made that vile piece of garbage. Okay, rant over.
hey cous! so hows my little baby cousin doing?!!! keeping you busy huh! miss ya
How did your garage sale go? Hope you made tons of cash! :>
Miss you-
Hey, Maj, next time you make those giant thumb print cookies, send me a photo, okay? :> Those I gotta see!
Happy New Years to you and your family Major. Take care and stay safe.
did you get rid of the captain?
Pictures! I need baby pictures! Waaaaaaa!
Hope you're feeling better, Major! It stinks to be sick on Christmas.
Hugs-
Can't wait to see them! :>
Love you all.
Merry Christmas! Love and miss you lots!
Hugs to all-
Thanks for all the wonderful photos! They're super!!!!!!
Love you all-
Major, add these guys to your friends. It's a campaign I'm part of to get Lance Henriksen into a "Millennium" movie.
http://www. myspace. com/backtofrankblack
Love you, too, Major! :>
Happy Thanksgiving!
Love and miss you!
Oh major I have horrible news..the boob died..it some how deflated..just like mine did. haha
Maj I miss you! I love your new myspace its super cool :) So you still loving livin in baby land?? Lil maj is so adorable..I can't wait till him and Dimitri can meet eachother :) K love you :):):)