Tiny Elvis [The Gimpy Super Spy]

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  • Tiny Elvis [The Gimpy Super Spy]

  • 26 / Female
  • Chicago native now in Lisle, Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 11/4/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Brian Wilson. The Beach Boys. Pornography. Stephen Colbert. Swedish boys and girls. Flare and bell bottom pantaloons. Queer As Folk. Belguim. Evian water. Jaguar S-Type. Chuck Taylor shoes. My Best Friend Beth. My Husband Matthew. My Other Future Husband Mark Buehrle. Liz Phair. Mae West. Judge Alex. Chewing Gum. Foster's Mini-Kegs. Full-length mirrors. Teen literature. Blackbook Magazine. Rachel. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us..
  • Music

    The Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, The Cardigans, Le Tigre, Air, John Mayer, Incubus, Eels, Liz Phair, Jimmy Eat World, The Smashing Pumpkins, Madonna, Stone Temple Pilots, Tears for Fears, Elton John, The Who, Michael Penn, Aaliyah, Spandau Ballet, Bjork, Brazilian Girls, Fleetwood Mac, Sarah Mclachlan, Pink Floyd, Gin Blossoms. ..
  • Movies

    Trainspotting, Fight Club, Suburbia, Bridget Jones, Day After Tomorrow, The Virgin Suicides, American Psycho, New Jack City, H.E.L.P., 2DLK (japanese subtitled film), anything with Charlton Heston (Earthquake, mostly), Ghostbusters, Swimming with Sharks, Se7en, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (got a Kevin Spacey theme going), The African Queen, anything with the delicious Mae West, The Warriors, The Toy, Brewsters Millions, Not Another Teen Movie and so on and so forth... Image Hosted by ImageShack.us.. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us..
  • Television

    The only tv worth watching is Family Guy, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and The Fall Guy.
  • Books

    The Picture of Dorian Gray, anything written by Anne Rice, Gossip Girl series, any H.G. Wells book, Lady Chatterly's Lover, any Chuck Palahnuik creation ever invented, Crank, High Fidelity, Ash Wednesay, The Hottest State, etc. I read more books than I can keep up with and list. Ah, the perks of being an english major.
  • Heroes

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Chicago
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Native American
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Seinfeld Mastermind
  • Income: $60,000 to $75,000

Schools

  • North Central College

    • Naperville,Illinois
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: English/Creative Writing
    • Minor: Print Journalism
    • Clubs: Bar Whore 101
    2002 to 2006
  • Chicago Hs For Agricult Sciences

    • Chicago,Illinois
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1998 to 2002

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About me:

Outside of my family, I really only love two people on this planet: Beth and Matthew. Anyone else is just a blip on the radar. I'm 25, but prefer to think of myself as 17 forever and ever. Some days I'm five people in one. Other days, I cry during commercials about depression medication. I watch 'The Real Housewives of Orange County' because there are no black people in Orange County, apparently. And that makes me laugh. I've destroyed season seven of my Seinfeld dvd set because I watched it so much. My first born son will be named after a tv character, Colt Seavers, from 'The Fall Guy'. I dream in stereo about Vincent D'onofrio and in mono about a young Brian Wilson. My mother is my best friend. My father is...somewhere. My sister needs a roundhouse kick to the gut, but I love her all the same. Today I went grocery shopping. And I'll probably go again tomorrow. This is my life as a housewife.

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Comments

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  • Aug 11 2009 12:39 AM

    HAVEN #1 IS NOW AVAILABLE ON I-TUNES!

    PLEASE VISIT OUR PAGE FOR MORE INFO INCLUDING HOW TO GET YOUR COPY.  ONLY 0.99 CENTS!

    THANK YOU!!!
  • Aug 6 2009 7:48 PM

    Nutreessie, or however you spell it, lol.



    Chuck.
  • Aug 6 2009 4:14 AM

    The blonde or the red?

    The blonde is just the brightest blonde I could find, and the red is Cherry bomb.
  • Jul 31 2009 10:07 PM

  • Jul 21 2009 8:43 PM

    John Kass' perfect ribs for summer



  • Jul 21 2009 8:25 PM



    You can hug me anytime Tiny! He has several Videos on Youtube! Here he's trying to take a shower in a Civil Servants Shower Room. Kass is Cool!
  • Jul 20 2009 7:26 PM


    hey gurll thxs for the pc, and i guess ur gonna needa compete with me with the whole myspace thing..
    im stayin on here. i like it better than the space
  • Jul 14 2009 7:00 PM

    Happy Bastille Day!
     

  • Jul 5 2009 10:46 AM

    History is Correct. She has a taste of the Book deal money and no doubt won't enter politics again. She might take a stab at President, but her opponents could dig up her record and have lots to go with. "um so you are not a quitter, so how many terms as Governor did you hold?"  

    Gotcha!
  • Jul 3 2009 1:54 AM

    ahoy!
    i think the first one is kinda funny, but nph in the second one is mint.
  • Jul 3 2009 12:21 AM

    I like Mexican Food. Sure.
  • Jul 2 2009 11:47 PM

    I start in the Evening. Perhaps we can have lunch before I work.
  • Jul 1 2009 10:44 PM

    Billy Introduced us to the Zorbies before Vince did Shamwow. Billy was pissed because Vince's commercial was a 'knocked off' by Vince test after test. You can see this on youtube if you type in Zorbies vs Shamwow. You get to see how Vince Knocked off Billy's tests. CHEAP!!!!


    https://www.zorbeez.com/
  • Jun 28 2009 7:55 AM

    oh yayy! be sure to take hella pics/vids!! i'm going to take tons of BoA performing ^.^
  • Jun 28 2009 3:29 AM

    Lol, well you'll love me I always tell all the business! Its more fun that way!



    Chuck.
  • Jun 28 2009 3:02 AM

    I like to give a little TMI

    Lol



    Chuck.
  • Jun 27 2009 12:28 AM

    i grew up just in time to miss it haha. I wish i was a teen back then!
  • Jun 26 2009 9:45 PM

    Tiny, for sure, his life was a train wreck. It's such a shame because he had such a great talent. I love his music, but his strange attraction with kids and plastic surgery really killed it for me.

    I have great memories of him and his music and the energy he radiated. But, like you said, that circus life he led overshadowed his talent. Yes, truly sad.
  • Jun 14 2009 9:57 PM

    Your Comments Kick ass Tiny! I can see Indiana from my bedroom window! Muhaha!
  • Jun 14 2009 7:27 AM

    Tiny!!! Tina Fey for President!!! Hahaha! That is a great idea! She is smarter than Palin for sure!!! Sarah Palin loves to point the finger at people and play the victim role. That is not very becoming. Leaders shake this garbage off and move on. Whiners shouldn't become President. Gore in '12? Well that is another chat for another day. hehe.

    Yes I give a big BOO to McCain for bringing her in the spotlight too! He should have known better than that.
  • Jun 12 2009 5:15 PM

    Purrrrrr.
  • Jun 12 2009 1:16 AM

    lady.
  • Jun 8 2009 11:41 PM



    I will settle for this i can't get the eiffel tower :)
  • Jun 8 2009 6:43 AM

    come back to the board. comedic relief is needed.
  • May 26 2009 2:36 AM

    Long Island sucks as usual but we have the top beaches in the country. Come on down.