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Brian McClain
- SL,UT, Utah, US
- Last Login: 11/26/2009
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Interests
General
Crack, but only right before i go to bed. Red Sox Baseball, Smoking Cigars, Poker, Driving miss daisy, Making Babies, FSLM, Watching TV except I dont have TV anymore, Reading (give me book ideas), Eating at nice resturant, A Secret Fruit, Wine, Making Money, Spending Money, Traveling to places I havent been, Punching my brother in the face again, Reading Mr. Millers Site, Ooo I hate camping, Over the shoulder boulder holders, I like dogs but only Rascal, the other one i dont like, actually i like my inlaws dog, her name is Poppy. Slapping my sister and her kids around, Nice Hotel rooms, Prison breaks or robbing banks, Watching other people fight like UFC, PRIDE, ooo especially a husband and wife arguing in public - thats the best.
Stalacto (The first rule of Stalacto is you don't talk about Stalacto.)Music
Velvet Revolver, Eric Clapton, Slim Shady, Jack Johnson, John Denver, Guns N Roses, John Mayer, Joss Stone, Beck, Hmmm, a lot, depends on how i feel, but i guess you cant go wrong with George Michael...Movies
Devils Advocate, Fight Club, Tombstone, Godfather I,II, III, Starwars, Waterboy, Billy Madison, (any Adam Sandler Movie), Mr & Mrs Smith, Life is Beautiful, Its a wonderful life...Television
First off, if you mention any TV that isnt on today, you are retarded. And thats actually offensive to retarded people, because they aint that stupid.. If its off the air, it doesnt count. Curb Your Enthusiasm - dude is retarded funny, 24 a story about a few years of my life, Prison Break havent watched it -- but its about a prison break A PRISON BREAK I have to see it, Family Guy - if you arent watching this show -- smoke some crack and go watch it, Sportscenter, UFC Ultimate Fighter, Lost, American Idol -- but only when there making fun of the idiots that think they can sing, My name is Earl --- a true hero, Higgletown Heroes - brave souls who teach my son some dumb ass lessons, Spongbob Squarepants --- My niece izabella and I used to wake up everymorning with life cereal and 2 episodes of this totally cool dude, Whats funny is I dont ahve any TV, so you reading this list is retarded..Books
Enders Game & series, Fight Club, Godfather, Frankenstein (dean koontz), Christ Clone Trilogy, Dante's Inferno, Joshua, An American Psyco, I NEED MORE BOOKS PLEASE RECOMMEND!!!
Heroes
Higgletown heroes -- if you dont know who these brave souls are, then YOU CAN SUCK IT!!!
Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Las Vegas
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 6' 3" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: Undecided
- Occupation: Private Dancer
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
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University Of Washington-Bothell Campus
- Bothell,Washington
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Computing
1998 to 2000 -
Mohave High School
- Bullhead City,Arizona
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1990 to 1991 -
Western Hs
- Las Vegas,Nevada
- Graduated: 1992
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1989 to 1992
Companies
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Brian McClain, LLC
- Las Vegas, NV US
- Founder, CEO, and Janitor
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About me:
One of my jobs is a motivational speaker....
I hate to see you leave, but i love to watch you go....
You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer.
You think I like avoiding my kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?
Heres what you put on my your space bitch!
Taken, Las Vegas, 36-24-34, are those good for you??
This is what you are doing... This is what i want you to do
Your mom put me on her top 8....
I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
FINISHING MOVES
1) Rear Naked Choke
2) Knee bend forward thrust
3) Pile Driver
These are a few skills I can finish you off with...
One question, why does everyone think im gay? ..
Who I'd like to meet:
Instead of who'd I'd like to meet, how bout this list.WHO I"D LIKE TO FIGHT, Top 10
no particular order...
FAMILY: First whoop my brothers ass for warm ups (all 3 of them)
ACTOR: Brad Pitt, (I like the guy, but hey just to see)
PRESIDENT: Bill Clinton (for f'n a fat chick)
MMA FIGHTER: Forest Griffin is going down...
DEAD GUY: John Kennedy Jr (over rated)
WOMAN: Gloria Allred (obvious, dont worry ill giver her my famouse biiattch slap)
ATHLETE: Kobe Bryant, phoney ass
NEWS: Bryant Gumbel (obvious)
MUSIC: Michael Bolton (for hurting my ear drums)
BAS RUTAN IS MY MASTER TRAINER.. BANG BAM
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Like the old days ;)
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Uh you can have her ass...
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