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-Vinyl Toys
-Lawn Darts
-Ocean Conservation
-Sea Turtles
-Dinosaurs
-EXTREME GORE
-Covered in bees.
-THIN LIZZY
-PIES IN THE FACE
-J. Geils
-NUDITY
-Loch Ness Monster
-Wii!!!
-Howie Mandel
-Spearing Hunters
-Getting Bearded
-Cryptozoology
-You run over by a Rascal
-Conspiracy Theories
-Rodeo Accidents are HILARIOUS
-Arm Wrestling Accidents
-TOTALLY into Satan. Like, totally.
Music
CCR, Holy Ghost Revival, Pentagram, Black Cobra, Valient Thorr, Steely Dan, Golden Earring, Chromeo, Guitar Wolf, Thin Lizzy, Priestess, The Action!, The Band, Mr. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Supertramp, The Sword, Slade, The Troggs, Turbonegro, AC/DC, Hanoi Rocks, Chicago, Queen, Crass, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Guns N Roses, Meat Loaf, The Crystals, Black Sabbath, Cheap Trick, MC5, Alice Cooper Group, Sweet, New York Dolls, T. Rex, Faith No More, Autopsy, Municipal Waste, Thaaa Rolling Stones, Kiss, Dead Boys, Hollywood Brats, The Kinks, The Yardbirds, The Ronettes, The Raspberries, Eazy-E, David Bowie, Oingo Boingo, Danny Elfman, Neil Diamond, Al Green, Jackie Wilson, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Dock Boggs, Skip James, Memphis Minnie, Roscoe Holcomb, Mississippi Sheiks, out of control banjo magic, Jackson 5, Call Sign Cobra, 2001: A New Wave Godyssey, Titannica, really bizarre 60s garage rock from other countries (especially instrumentals)--you wouldn't understand...
Movies
FUNNY GAMES, The Host, Hatchet, Fire In The Sky, Knightriders, Master Of The Flying Guillotine, Snakes On A Plane, Stacy, Borat, I Spit On Your Grave, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, I Stand Alone, Zatoichi, Phone, Irreversible, Gozu, Cabin Fever, Slither, Total Recall, Blue Velvet, ALL of the National Lampoon's Vacation movies (ALL OF THEM!!!), Battle Royale, The Thing, BIOZOMBIE, The Running Man, Ghostbusters II, Police Academy IV (Citizens On Patrol), Rocky IV, The Suicide Club, Anchorman, Audition, Salo o Le 120 Giornate di Sodoma, Krull, Versus, Nightmare On Elm Street, Hellraiser, Halloween, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, Visitor Q, The Untold Story, The Vanishing, Men Behind The Sun, Friday the 13th, Ichi the Killer, Braindead, Nekromantik, Junk, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead I & III, Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, The Cannonball Run, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Student Bodies, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, The Wrong Guy, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Edward Scissorhands, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Last House On The Left, RoboCop, Zombie, The New York Ripper, Ringu, The Stuff, Wet Hot American Summer, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Artificial Intelligence, Re-Animator, Coupon: The Movie...
Television
Mr. Show, Tales From The Crypt, MST3K, The Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Carnivale, Entourage, Survivorman, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, Dirty Jobs, Iron Chef, and every goddamn medical/forensics/criminology/Discovery & History channel show known to man oh and News Radio.
Loves: AFK, Thylacines, Anal Spelunking, Smut, Molokai, THE OCEAN, ALL Animals, Beksinski, Neil Diamond, Unicursal Hexagram, the Occult, The Uncanny Valley Theory, Time Travel, Bloody Blood Gore, 666, Doom Metal, Urasawa, Premium Boozing, Canyoneering, Reading Bad News, and Living The Dream.
Hates: Human Beings, Kids, Being Lazy, No Work-Out Partners, No Dinner Partners, Being Lazy, and uhhh...I'm too tired to finish this.
Who I'd like to meet:
Aleister Crowley, Sasquatches, Lazarus Species, Poltergeists, Water Horses, Yetis, Black Panthers, Fun Times, Loners, Groaners, Boners (eww!), and fellow bad asses with hearts of gold.