Jason "Choo-choo, Train Comin' Through" Thayer-the high end.
Prickly Nick Botka-the low end.
The Indomitable Colin Laing-strings/keys.
Frostbite Freddy Blanche-strings/keys.
"Never smells like Piss" Chris Pfanner-skins.
Influences
smelly hot tubs, bible studies, spilled pills, tinnitus, real rat tails, barnacle boners, terrifying Iron Maiden posters, last, and certainly least..
Sounds Like
"It's like a cacophony of all the voices of hell screaming at once....like 'waahl'!" -Dr. Jeffrey A. Blanche
%%%%%%%Ron Randall, conceived in a haunted house, birthed into a hatbox and left for dead by his deadbeat schnauzer, woke up this morning, put on his pantsuit and swam across the arctic oceans of hell-frozen over right on time for his mr. hot shot job interview with benevolent local newscaster and modern-day minor god, David Walker (KVAL News). Ron was forced to resign from his previous job after he burnt out his hearlobes in an ear candle factory.%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% The interview went poorly. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
After the intervierw went poorly....Ron Randall (the artist) split into five cats. Said cats were impregnated by five sexual predators, who were human members of the Inhumane Society. Because the five felines were of the same litter, and the five sexual predators were all 2nd cousins to Gary Zahn, the children were well-adjusted, well-related, and well-revered artists. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
For some reason, they were all really good at playing music. I think it had something to do with their cat-mothers being deaf or something. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
The End%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Next time, on Ron Randall bio:
Chris drinks guzzles a gallon of Mr. Brown's delicious iced coffee before practice, and refuses to play anything, except the chorus of "Snakebite."
doo- doo- doo- doo- doo- doo- doo- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
************Disclaimer: Ron Randall the artist is in no way related to Ron Randall the artists.*********************
Come to our all-age show tomorrow night at Memento Mori venue at 1235 W Railroad Blvd. Show starts at 7pm, $5 to get in! We are playing with Anti-Troy, Accidental Intoxication, Stag Bitten, and Leave No one Behind.
passion lord malice sexin the rat salad, us guys are gonna get yous guys so bad. you should sell all of your merchandise online. you've got more stuff to sell than songs recorded- i don't know if that's a dis or not but you might be onto something, like a band disguised as a fashion line. You're easily the most fashionable band ever, some day i'm gonna brush the hair of little figurines of you guys
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