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Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard and have a masters degree in Klingon Gay Mateing Rituals and I am currently pursuing my assoicates degree in Advance Vulcan Rectal Cavity Research.. and ... I'm a graduate of the Devry institute were I recieved my GED. I travel quite extensively.
on the weekends I go to oreintal midget orgy parties... and in my spare time I pleasure myself with various types of antique dildos and small rodents...
When I was incarcerated 4 various lewd acts involving large domesticated animals. I'd like to go and put clear whitesh lotion in all the mens bathrooms toilet seats for fun. Freaks guys out!!!! Ummmm.... I enjoy using my milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard!!!.. Lets seee.., ah yes.... I am a part-time Astronaunt. Just on the weekends and I love to tea bag da ladies. My hobbies include but not limited too: Parking in the "Mom to be" parking spots and farting in public places... this i me in a nutshell...
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