Mayhem, comic books, tennis balls, cheese, tacos, Tony Danza's reproductive health, where the left sock runs off to during drying, how tomatoes are going to take over the earth, wondering if Yoda could beat Master Splinter in a race, composing a way to murder Jake or Zack and blame it on the dog or Kelly, and random monkey knife fights.
Music
ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY AND RAP!!!
Movies
Anything that has boobies and explosions. Exploding boobies are optional.
Television
TV? We're too poor for TV.
Books
Anything that can hide a nudie magazine....
Heroes
John Holmes, Tony Danza, Michael Crichton, Jake Potter, that guy from Stargate (not the guy who played MacGuyver but the other one, that MacGuyver guys a real pussy), Mel Brooks, Travis Barker, anyone who has maimed their roommate and gotten away with it, AN HEROES EVERYWHERE, Anonymous, and that "shoop da whoop" thingy.
Roomies finally has it's own MySpace page!!! You can find all the back issues in the photo section and you can find the new ones posted here in the blog. Now you need to know that Roomies is foul and lewd. It's not for the faint of heart, and it's based on either actual events or conversations. The people who appear in Roomies are REAL. Their names have not been changed. Screw the innocent.
For those of you without a Myspace profile, check out Roomies at Comic Space, LiveJournal, or deviantART. Remember, Roomies is an adult comic, you're going to have to log into those sites to view the content.
Roomies will be updating every Saturday with a new Episode and a Blog!
We at Roomies and Rogue Storyteller Publishing are pleased to announce that we have officially given our wholehearted support to the wonderful charity "To Write Love On Her Arms." This is a wonderful non-profit group that seeks to help those in need of serious mental health care get it before they completely self-destruct. We kindly ask and urge our readers to take a moment and click the above banner to learn more about this group and what they can do to help. This means a lot to us and many young men and women out there.
To see the writings of J. Alfred Potter, you can go and visit his page on the (in)famous Writers' Cafe.
Who I'd like to meet: The next Roomie, any comic book/webcomic writer, and actual artist who can draw this crap, someone who knows how to get blood out of a shag carpet, the guy who invented Tacos, the guy who first decided to eat an oyster raw, any of the Original Ghostbusters, Chewbacca's hairstylist, Gozer's Korean or Vietnamese nail lady, Danny Glover, that guy from Friends, Tony Danza, Bill O'Reily, the emperor of Pants, and the guy who told Ben Affleck he could act so we could kick him in the nuts.
Hello, I am representing one Zachary Lafleur, in regards to your libelous allegations that he has "done stuff." Please get back to me on this matter as soon as possible.
