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Commissar Rooney's Interests
General
My band (Requiem For An Empire)
Drinking
Rock'n'roll
Reading (Yes, you remember what books are don't you?)
Music
Music
Ahh, the ever-present 'Music' question... brace yourselves....
Oasis, The Libertines, The Verve, The Doors, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Cooper Temple Clause, Kings of Leon, John Lennon, BRMC, Damien Rice, Ocean Colour Scene, The Seahorses, The Charlatans, Dirty Pretty Things, Sting, Placebo, Mew, Secret Affair, The Who, Robots in Disguise, The Jam, Sex Pistols, Requiem For An Empire (Hehe), Paul Weller, Stereophonics, Neil Young, The Killers, The Beatles, The Monkees, Dresden Dolls, Kid Galahad, Ash, Pulp, Blur, Snow Patrol, Richard Ashcroft, The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, I Am Kloot, The Used (occasionally), My Chemical Romance, Adam and the Ants, Merton Parkas, Dashboard Confessional, Muse, Hot Hot Heat, Brand New... And some more i've missed out, i'm sure...
Movies
Star Wars (in particular the original trilogy), Quadrophenia, Zulu, The Lord of the Rings, The Italian Job, Serenity, Blade Runner.
Television
Futurama, The Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Spaced, Firefly (possibly the greatest TV series ever)...
Books
Rules of Attraction - Bret Easton Ellis,
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien,
The Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan,
The Silmarillion - JRR Tolkien,
Caliban - Roger MacBride Allen,
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy,
The War of the Worlds - H.G. Wells
Watership Down - Richard Adams
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Guards, Guards! - Terry Pratchett
Anything by Asimov!
Anything by Dan Abnett. The guy's amazing!
Last Book Read: False Gods, Graham McNeil.
Currently reading: Don Quixote, Cervantes.
Heroes
Messers Noel and Liam Gallagher, Carl Barat, John Lennon, Han Solo, Rand al'Thor, Wedge Antilles, Captain Malcolm Reynolds, and Mat Cauthon.
About me: Yes, I'm going straight to Hell when I die. No, I don't care. Stop applying to accompany me on the way down, because I've found all the company I need. I'm in the company of heroes and Angels, and there's no way you can beat that.
...she burns, my eyes, she's the one standing by my side....
I'm Rooney. I aspire to make it as a musician, and/or to get myself published! I've been beavering away behind the scenes writing and practising my craft for years now, and I'm just gathering the pieces together to submit to my chosen publisher (Black Library, if anyone's interested). Should, by some miracle, I get published, I expect everyone to rush out and immediately purchase at least a dozen copies. In the mean time, you can get a taster here: http://thetalkingtomyselfplace.blogspot.com/
I do have one saving grace.... my girlfriend! Not only is she one of the greatest people in the history of mankind, but she also elevates me from being the sort of ---- you people all sneer at and despise. So you can all go to Hell, 'cause she's better than you!
I also like to chat bollocks for ages. And talk rubbish as well, according to Goons Mum, at least.
I like to drink. Alcohol, as well as non-alcoholic beverages. Drugs are a choice, a choice I make everytime I take them. I like to drive fast, and play my music loud. I'm not a violent man, unless truly provoked, which doesn't happen too often any more. I'm a bit of a geek, being a HUGE Star Wars fan, deeply into the Lord of the Rings (Peter Jackson tried valiantly, but can anyone really fit the whole saga into three films, without bankrupting themselves?), i'm more than just a li'l obsessive over Firefly and Serenity, and i'm a minor fan of Neon Genesis Evangelion. If you don't know what that is, I ain't going to tell you.
Rooney's not my real name, but so many people know me as Rooney that it may as well be.
...all my best made plans just dismissed out of hand, though you're burning the deck, here I make my last stand...
I read an obscene amount. Mostly novels, but an interesting Treatise or paper is equally as likely to snag my attention.
... they'll chain me to Hell, or poison your soul but it seems to rebel is obscene, just stay home and get lean, live in your mind but don't live out your dreams...
Read enough yet?
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Who I'd like to meet:
Noel Gallagher, Liam Gallagher, Carl Barat, Pete Doherty, Han Solo,
Salma Hayek, Keira Knightley, Jarvis Cocker, Brian Molko, Michael Caine, and Peaches Geldof.
Oh, and Dan Abnett!
I am of the belief that all technology should be equipped with a breathalyzer test so as to prevent its drunken misuse. This is a case in point! WOOO! Drunk commenting! (At least my spelling is good. )
lolz yea my familys quite barbaric!!!! sounds strangley fun...but its wrong for u 2 pocket out of it lolz!!! no im not out 2nite coz im a bridesmaid 2moz n we r takin my brother out 4 a meal n drinks 2 celebrate his last days of freedom...really i fink hes lucky he gets 2 escape from it all!!!! jammy bastard!!! have fun thou with the retard
I was goin 2 be but then my dad made me come home really late last nite me n my mum had a fight again except this time i came off worse with my head covered in blood after havin a HUGE bunch of keys thrown full pelt at my head...it was a fun nite!!!
Hehe no I'm just in a bad mood. Positive thinking made me angry at myself and also a little birdy told me that one of my housemates has been moaning about me... silly people xxx
But you have no money? Oh poo poos, I want you to come here haha, not that i'm selfish and want to get my own way because I miss you loads. Fiiiiiiiiine go have fun with your friends... i'll just erm... do my essay :-p. Hehe I don't mind really poopyhead. I just miss you sooooooooooooo much xxx
How you doing mister? You up to much? Can we take Vince to the vet on saturday? He needs his other tooth chopped, its got too long. And Howards skin needs looking at. It's going to be costly probably haha eek xxx
Hahaha, sorry oh superior person of vertical brilliance and grand stature, I shall dedicate the rest of my life to learning respect for those taller than me ;)
The video making sounds fun, but the freezing your arse off probably isn't.
My weird little life is still weird, I spent this afternoon modelling for a friend in an abandoned house and some of the results...well....you've seen in my delightful new album =P crotch mix-ups and liquifying my face basically.
Yeah, I think I need to redo it and not do it as extreme. Does the first one look real? I gave myself a better cleavege and bones around my chest/neck. I'm pleased with the first one but not the second one xxx
The first one has had a lot of subtle changes. I'm going to change the background. I'm thinner in that one and in the second one I was aiming for a sickly size 0 look. For the point that it is disgusting. Does it look real enough? xxx