Commissar Rooney
"Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane..."

Male
25 years old
'arlow, London and South East
United Kingdom



Last Login: 5/14/2008
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    Commissar Rooney's Interests
GeneralMy band (Requiem For An Empire)
Drinking
Rock'n'roll
Reading (Yes, you remember what books are don't you?)
Music

MusicAhh, the ever-present 'Music' question... brace yourselves.... Oasis, The Libertines, The Verve, The Doors, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Cooper Temple Clause, Kings of Leon, John Lennon, BRMC, Damien Rice, Ocean Colour Scene, The Seahorses, The Charlatans, Dirty Pretty Things, Sting, Placebo, Mew, Secret Affair, The Who, Robots in Disguise, The Jam, Sex Pistols, Requiem For An Empire (Hehe), Paul Weller, Stereophonics, Neil Young, The Killers, The Beatles, The Monkees, Dresden Dolls, Kid Galahad, Ash, Pulp, Blur, Snow Patrol, Richard Ashcroft, The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, I Am Kloot, The Used (occasionally), My Chemical Romance, Adam and the Ants, Merton Parkas, Dashboard Confessional, Muse, Hot Hot Heat, Brand New... And some more i've missed out, i'm sure...
MoviesStar Wars (in particular the original trilogy), Quadrophenia, Zulu, The Lord of the Rings, The Italian Job, Serenity, Blade Runner.
TelevisionFuturama, The Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Spaced, Firefly (possibly the greatest TV series ever)...
BooksRules of Attraction - Bret Easton Ellis,
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien,
The Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan,
The Silmarillion - JRR Tolkien,
Caliban - Roger MacBride Allen,
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy,
The War of the Worlds - H.G. Wells
Watership Down - Richard Adams
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Guards, Guards! - Terry Pratchett
Anything by Asimov!
Anything by Dan Abnett. The guy's amazing!

Last Book Read: False Gods, Graham McNeil.
Currently reading: Don Quixote, Cervantes.
HeroesMessers Noel and Liam Gallagher, Carl Barat, John Lennon, Han Solo, Rand al'Thor, Wedge Antilles, Captain Malcolm Reynolds, and Mat Cauthon.

Groups: Club 85, Hitchin, UKFriends of SuperflyBrit PackAyenee Rp'ersHarlow BrowncoatsHarlowvilleWARHAMMER 40,000

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     Commissar Rooney's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:'Arlow
Body type:6' 2" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Musician/Producer

   Commissar Rooney's Schools
Harlow College
Harlow, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
 

1998 to 2000
Passmores Comprehensive School
Harlow, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
 

1993 to 1998

   Commissar Rooney's Companies
Hockerill Anglo-European College
Bishops Stortford, UK
IT Analyst




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   Commissar Rooney's Blurbs
About me:
Yes, I'm going straight to Hell when I die. No, I don't care. Stop applying to accompany me on the way down, because I've found all the company I need. I'm in the company of heroes and Angels, and there's no way you can beat that.

...she burns, my eyes, she's the one standing by my side....


I'm Rooney. I aspire to make it as a musician, and/or to get myself published! I've been beavering away behind the scenes writing and practising my craft for years now, and I'm just gathering the pieces together to submit to my chosen publisher (Black Library, if anyone's interested). Should, by some miracle, I get published, I expect everyone to rush out and immediately purchase at least a dozen copies. In the mean time, you can get a taster here: http://thetalkingtomyselfplace.blogspot.com/

I do have one saving grace.... my girlfriend! Not only is she one of the greatest people in the history of mankind, but she also elevates me from being the sort of ---- you people all sneer at and despise. So you can all go to Hell, 'cause she's better than you!

I also like to chat bollocks for ages. And talk rubbish as well, according to Goons Mum, at least.

I like to drink. Alcohol, as well as non-alcoholic beverages. Drugs are a choice, a choice I make everytime I take them. I like to drive fast, and play my music loud. I'm not a violent man, unless truly provoked, which doesn't happen too often any more. I'm a bit of a geek, being a HUGE Star Wars fan, deeply into the Lord of the Rings (Peter Jackson tried valiantly, but can anyone really fit the whole saga into three films, without bankrupting themselves?), i'm more than just a li'l obsessive over Firefly and Serenity, and i'm a minor fan of Neon Genesis Evangelion. If you don't know what that is, I ain't going to tell you.

Rooney's not my real name, but so many people know me as Rooney that it may as well be.

...all my best made plans just dismissed out of hand, though you're burning the deck, here I make my last stand...


I read an obscene amount. Mostly novels, but an interesting Treatise or paper is equally as likely to snag my attention.

... they'll chain me to Hell, or poison your soul but it seems to rebel is obscene, just stay home and get lean, live in your mind but don't live out your dreams...


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jack





May 13 2008 2:10 PM

bloody nice txt.
wot a stand up gent u r sir
Narcoleptics Sleep Around





May 2 2008 5:50 PM

I am of the belief that all technology should be equipped with a breathalyzer test so as to prevent its drunken misuse. This is a case in point! WOOO! Drunk commenting! (At least my spelling is good.
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IF ITS WET...DRINK IT!!!!!





May 2 2008 11:10 AM

lolz yea my familys quite barbaric!!!!
sounds strangley fun...but its wrong for u 2 pocket out of it lolz!!!
no im not out 2nite coz im a bridesmaid 2moz n we r takin my brother out 4 a meal n drinks 2 celebrate his last days of freedom...really i fink hes lucky he gets 2 escape from it all!!!! jammy bastard!!!
have fun thou with the retard

xxx
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May 1 2008 10:06 AM

I was goin 2 be but then my dad made me come home really late last nite me n my mum had a fight again except this time i came off worse with my head covered in blood after havin a HUGE bunch of keys thrown full pelt at my head...it was a fun nite!!!

the neighbours would love it anyway lolz

xxx
♥ Jane ♥


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Apr 25 2008 10:32 AM

No probs Rick! I'm here anytime you need a reality check! lol ;) Love ya really...
♥ Jane ♥


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Apr 24 2008 11:27 PM

You absolute FRICKIN' GEEK!!!! lol :D
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Apr 24 2008 3:17 PM

Sexy layout... purrrr xxx
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Apr 24 2008 8:38 AM

I'm sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... :-( xxx
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Apr 24 2008 5:56 AM

Haha and you say i'm a slaker xxx
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Apr 23 2008 2:02 PM

Your such a meany. I feel sick hmph.
What you doooing? xxx
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Apr 22 2008 3:02 PM

Hehe no I'm just in a bad mood. Positive thinking made me angry at myself and also a little birdy told me that one of my housemates has been moaning about me... silly people xxx
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Apr 21 2008 2:17 PM

Hehe yours so nice to me. Hehe. Laura's got a friend staying over tonight...oooooooooo. Hehe. Its a boooy.

xxx
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Apr 21 2008 1:58 PM

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!! xxx
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Apr 19 2008 1:57 AM

Haha how funny. Stoners!

I woke up all early, my neck is hurting sooooo much and my throat hurts.

When you coming over? xxxmwahxxx
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Apr 18 2008 12:41 PM

I would if anyone was going out :-(.

I'll do some work and watch some durvds I think.

Ok mister, you drunkard.

Have fun.
I love you xxx
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Apr 18 2008 12:12 PM

But you have no money? Oh poo poos, I want you to come here haha, not that i'm selfish and want to get my own way because I miss you loads. Fiiiiiiiiine go have fun with your friends... i'll just erm... do my essay :-p. Hehe I don't mind really poopyhead.
I just miss you sooooooooooooo much xxx
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Apr 18 2008 11:21 AM

What you up to tonight??? I'm bored... you could always come over? xxx
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Apr 18 2008 10:59 AM

Hey Bubblecup,

Hows you? I'm editing Naomi's pic still. I been trying to put lippy on her and it's really hard for some reason. It's usually easy.

Tomorow just be your usual sexy self, unless you have an outfit you want to wear. You look hot in everything... well... most things ;-).

Vince is really not a happy boy and Howard's been so lazy, he's been asleep most of the day.

Hows your day been? xxx
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Apr 17 2008 1:52 PM

Oh I literally just got your email, hehe yay! You got some good ideas!!! I need to sort out my jewellery site. I haven't done anything in ages.

I've been photoshopping a bit of Naomi to make her look even prettier. We doing the photoshoot on saturday?

I'm going to watch Over The Hedge. I'm so tired.

I love you xxx
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Apr 17 2008 1:26 PM

How you doing mister? You up to much? Can we take Vince to the vet on saturday? He needs his other tooth chopped, its got too long. And Howards skin needs looking at.
It's going to be costly probably haha eek xxx
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Apr 17 2008 1:02 PM

I LOVE YOU BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE!!! xxx
jack





Apr 10 2008 1:22 PM

if only it were true.

i need to get some white sun glasses, that'll help :P
jack





Apr 10 2008 1:18 PM

check me out, i cant spell or cook. lucky im pretty.....
DANDY SMOKE! [§þå¢êGïrl]





Apr 10 2008 11:38 AM

Hahaha, sorry oh superior person of vertical brilliance and grand stature, I shall dedicate the rest of my life to learning respect for those taller than me ;)

The video making sounds fun, but the freezing your arse off probably isn't.

My weird little life is still weird, I spent this afternoon modelling for a friend in an abandoned house and some of the results...well....you've seen in my delightful new album =P crotch mix-ups and liquifying my face basically.

:S x
DANDY SMOKE! [§þå¢êGïrl]





Apr 9 2008 4:34 AM

Oi oi you BUFFFOON ;) How are things going? x
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Mar 31 2008 2:41 PM

Yeah, I think I need to redo it and not do it as extreme. Does the first one look real? I gave myself a better cleavege and bones around my chest/neck.
I'm pleased with the first one but not the second one xxx
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Mar 31 2008 2:21 PM

The first one has had a lot of subtle changes. I'm going to change the background. I'm thinner in that one and in the second one I was aiming for a sickly size 0 look. For the point that it is disgusting.
Does it look real enough? xxx
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Mar 30 2008 4:11 PM

Hey,

I miss you so much. I can't believe how wierd it feels not being with you. I should be used to it but the last week and a half felt right... perfect.

I don't like being apart from you :-(

I'm still wearing your boxers, they make me happy :-).

I love you so much xxx
♥ Jane ♥


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Mar 29 2008 12:33 PM

I think I'm frickin' hilarious actua