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It was rumored that in the 1960's the Russian military relocated a handful of their bases to the nearby lesser Caribbean Islands with the means of testing and developing a presumed mind-numbing, thought-altering thus mind controlling frequency of sound in the form of music. After years of failure, 200,000 cases of opium addiction and many still unexplained "volcanic eruptions" they managed to come a step closer to world domination with the creation of a new sound called Industrial music. Extremely popular by the late 60's this crap manipulated people in such ways that they even thought that they possessed the skill-set of a vampire. Military recruiters capitalized greatly with the introduction of the "rave" party (or wet camel parties as they knew them back in the day). This social manifestation was the perfect tool lo lure these young assholes straight into enrollment, increasing their armed forces by promising infinite power (fucking drugs).
With a vampire army firmly on hand and with the Cuban zombie crisis in full effect, the takeover seemed imminent.
Consciousness arose from the Caribbean, Latin American and Polish communities. People went to the streets, got hammered and rioted. They demanded for these bases to shutdown and for wet camel parties to seize for good. It was basically ruining their youth. The local governments decided to act up and address this crisis which had left 40,000 underage pregnancies. Advisers from the CIA, FARC and other intelligence agencies came through planning a strategical infiltration of the system along with massive rioting and resistance from the people. Local governments even passed and approved measures that would supply the people with endless amounts of alcohol so they could quote on quote "RIOT ALL GODDAMN DECADE" as expressed by Costarrican president Willy Gallo in the summer of '69. But how would they infiltrate and corrupt the industrial system from the inside? Easy! Take the five worst, most errant kids that society has to offer, train them in the ancient art of vampire slaying and hand them enough rum so they could act and talk like pirates (yes, pirates and from the Caribbean). It was crucial to keep these five dudes drunk 24/7 so that they would never find out what the fuck was going on and blow their cover. It's a historical fact, vampires are attracted to pirates. Society finally had an answer for the industrial scene and by February of '72 an uprising of the whore sector was coming about in America and England from the disgust of their vampire-induced premarital pregnancies. This was shaping up to be Pirates & Whores vs. vampires & zombies.
At the dawn of ’72 intense training sessions were unleashed upon these five poor bastards. Funny thing is that they went along with them willingly; no wonder, because with the leakage of classified training documents in the 1990’s, the trainees believed that it was all drinking games! Some of the grueling drills that these drunks had to endure are too shameful to mention in this script. But one that we can mention is the Rope Jumping drill. The international authorities had developed a new, revolutionary technique to locate and evade landmines, a weapon which the Russians had perfected in the Opium war. It consisted on taking a piece of rope, tossing it to the nearest tree or semi solid structure available then jumping from tree to tree till’ you get your ass out of the freaking landmines (sort of like a drunken Tarzan but cooler cuz’ it involved landmines). The second stage of training consisted on polishing this technique by competing with villagers from Asian third-world countries which were very aware of this skill and very very crafty. The rope jumping championships were born. The five Caribbean kids gave the performance of a lifetime and claimed the championship with flying colors. With the help of some really potent foreign liquor made out of fresh wild pig period blood, they acquired night-vision abilities very handy in the fight against the darkness thriving creatures. Also as a side effect, their balls increased dramatically in size and weight.
The Rope Jumping Champions were ready and wasted for battle!

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