1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in thedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
This Is my buddys voice mail to me that i had made in to a cartoon.. He thinks that i forgor his B day but it actually is 6:45 in the morning of his B Day... He thinks we all missed it thats how loaded he was.. so we went over and partied all night with him....
My goodness, that QVC audition is like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Any time you say "Puerto Rican" in an interview, it's probably going down the wrong path.
I love the Unholy Matrimony Show, though, keep up the good work! Might even tune in live one of these days, but only if Lauren produces the goods.
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