She looks up to the mirrored glass
She sees a handsome horse and rider pass
She says, "That man's gonna be my death
'Cause he's all I ever wanted in my life..."
Music
»Nightwish » blink18 » kamelot » eluveiie » simple plan » techno » sonic syndicate » all that remains » ensiferum » sum41 » calian » heaven shall burn » crap loads more..
Movies
» Inglorious Basterds » The Curious Case of Benjamin Button » Forrest Gump » The Orphanage » Pan's Labyrint » Peter Pan » The Little Mermaid » any legitimate scary move (as if they existed)
Television
» The Simpsons » Family Guy » King of the Hill » Squidbillies » The Oblongs » Comedy Central » The Office » Spongebob » The Travel Channel » Chowder » The History Channel
Books
Pretty much anything from Stephen King. Any horror or gothic monster book will thrill me.
Heroes
» Homer Simpson » My Grandpa » Tuomas Holopainen » Travis -fckn- Barker » Mr. Joling » God » Hannibal Lecter » Funny People » Sarah Seay » Walt Disney
"She looks all scary and creepy and emo on the outside, but on the inside she's a pretty pretty princess! :D" - Sydney & the general consensus
ich heisse lauren und ich liebe deustchland und alles deutsch! i'm a speeddemon. I rarely go the speed limit [:< IFUCKINGHATESCOMMUNISTSANDSOCIALISTS I'm huge spazz & easily twitterpated can't dance at all but does it anyway, especially in the car I love scary things and ghosts ;D I'm eclectic I'm beyond obnoxious and loud I love loud and energetic people I make fun of people out of love I'm the person who watches you when you think no one is watching crappy halloween costumes bug me I hate negative people and douchebags I'm very immature Laura is my lahver :]] I have ridiculous phobias I have no sense of direction. On a related note: don't blindly trust me when I say "I know where I'm going." Cause I may be dellusional.
Wenn nur die Liebe zählt, wenn nur die Liebe zählt,
werd ich denselben Weg noch einmal für dich gehen.
Wenn nur die Liebe zählt, wenn nur die Liebe zählt,
will ich dir folgen bis ans Ende dieser Welt.
Mir ist kein Preis zu hoch um dich zu sehen.
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Quotes of awesomeness
Katie: The big sand tiger says: "come into my mouth!" LOL
"Do you just want to get some Triscuits and get the hell out of here?!"
Busto: Quick! Shoot her in the vagina, she's weak there!
"This principle is significant in all of human life. You and I might like to think that we act on facts, but we really act on our perceptions of 'facts,' on how we 'think' things 'are.'"- James M. Henslin
Me: I feel like you're being a hypocrite because you once told me to stop acting childish and here you are doing it
Tom: Its different
Me: How?
Tom: Because this is me we're talking about, i should wear a helmet half the time
Jane: And DADDY, THEY TOOK MY BOOT!
Tantor: THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION!
Sydney: He's a fish. He only has one attitude: wet.
RACHEL: Can I just keep my pants on? I'll have to put them back on in a minute anyway.
Ashley: I WANT SOME CURLY FUCKIN FRIES FROM JACK IN THE FUCKIN BOX
Busto: Noooooooooooooget.
Amanda: I hate Flordia. I'm ssoorrryy but I don't like drinking water from the air
Cynthea: Lauren, you are the most sick and twisted person that I know, but I love you
Sydney: My dad makes the best spaghetti dinner
Me: Yeah, for sausage sauce it's not that bad
Busto: [walking through corn maze doing Nazi salute]
Me: Yep, busto's our compass...
Busto: and I always point towards racism
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. " - Daniel Patrick Moynihan
Hyde:That is lightyears from being factual! It would take millions of years for light to hit it from factual!
Alex: Ahh I hate that kid! He should have been shot into a sock!
BurglaryofSouls (11:24:13 PM): I like the Dawn of the Dead remake 'cause it's actually quite freaky.
StaticandKisses (11:24:20 PM): 28 days starts of rreeaaaaaaaaaallly slow
BurglaryofSouls (11:24:30 PM): YOU START OFF REALLY SLOW.
BurglaryofSouls (11:24:31 PM): :p
StaticandKisses (11:24:34 PM): XD
BurglaryofSouls (11:24:39 PM): Wait.
BurglaryofSouls (11:24:43 PM): Waaaaaait...
StaticandKisses (11:24:45 PM): XDDD HAHAHAH
BurglaryofSouls (11:24:46 PM): ...
StaticandKisses (11:24:48 PM): LMAO
BurglaryofSouls (11:24:53 PM): :x
Excerpt from my social problems book: The males [monkeys] had higher general activity levels, did more biting, pushing, shoving, yanking, grabbing and jerking. They also did more thumbsucking and more manipulation of their genitals
--- I love how sociologists are trying to make masturbation sound more technical due to American squeamishness.
Dad: How does it feel to take it up the ass?
Uncle Perry: [just lost uno with 14 cards] Its like being back in the navy again!
Busto: sorry for laughing when I'm on top
Me: I'm sorry, I'm all for gay rights but I don't believe in shoving sexuality down people's throats
Busto: Neither do I. Well, actually I am for shoving my sexuality down people's throats, if you know what I mean!
Nolan: Some people end my name with a "d"
Ashley: hahaha no-land
Me: Hey, he's part korean, not Indian!
Mark: I don't want anything touching it but an icepack
Me: They need to trim the hedges...
Amanda: TRIM YOUR BUSH
GeezLaura (3:03:15 PM): >_> This is what happens when they play a Christmas song on the radio after like the 5th time.
GeezLaura (3:04:58 PM): >_> IT'S GETTING THEM TO STOP PLAYING THEM THAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING PART
Me: ....Mr. Laviolette killed a cactus....
Busto: ..HOW DARE HE??
"Dear Bumaz, we have your daughter. We would like PENGUINS and AUSTRIA. K thanks bye.- ORVILLE REDENBACHER."
"I looks like you just ate a smurf!!"
"There are more dead bodies than empty bottles."
"That is so Russian."
"I loved Ophelia. Forty thousand brothers could not with all their quantity of love make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?" ♥
Me: [pickupline] See, I can already make you come[cum]
Rachel: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M COMING[cumming] FOR!!!
Rachel: [cut her finger on broken glass bottle] It was such a tiny prick, but it sure hurt a lot!!
Steve: DICKSPRAY
geezlaura (12:17:26 AM): Annd, I'm sitting on mai toilettt. xP
StaticandKisses (12:17:32 AM): .......................................
StaticandKisses (12:17:39 AM): wow i could have gone without knowing that
Sydney: It looks like I just gave a smurf a blowjob!
"It looks like a penis exploded in here! [microwave] There's white stuff everywhere!!"
xStaticandKisses (10:31:51 PM): its just not he same when you explain it ._.
StaticandKisses (10:32:02 PM): who did you say this to? I want to make fun of him in my head
StaticandKisses (10:32:07 PM): i need a name for that
hobbitmaid321 (10:34:00 PM): I'll give you a hint
StaticandKisses (10:34:04 PM): I LOVE HINTS
StaticandKisses (10:34:06 PM): aaron?
hobbitmaid321 (10:34:09 PM): No
hobbitmaid321 (10:34:11 PM): XDDD
StaticandKisses (10:34:10 PM): damn
hobbitmaid321 (10:34:16 PM): I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE HINT YET
hobbitmaid321 (10:34:16 PM): HAHAHA
Sydney: I can't help it, it just comes out that way!
Sydney: I'm sorry it's deformed...
Who I'd like to meet:
Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.
haha, not a big deal. it's a bit like 'well, who doesn't add a touch of touch up to their photos now a days?' so are you still sick or did you make a miraculous recovery?
or are you communicating from the land of the dead through your myspace?
You know, I just thought of something funny you could do while you're over here. xP After service at church, you should randomly start singing the bj song! Just like, out of no where! XD I wonder if we'd get kicked out for that?! AHAHAHA!
Hey Lauren! Nice pic btw So I just read everything on your profile cause I was bored & it was very interesting. But you're missing something on your pg... me on your top 12! =D How come Ashley & Katie get to be on there & I'm not!? ugh lol jk I still <3 you! I will make you my #3 top cool person cause you <3 Peter Pan & Tim Burton! That right there by itself deserves to be on a top something. hahahahaha so how come it says you're going to UW & not SPSCC? Also, are you planning on becoming a night sergion?
T_T I'm sorryyyy! I was still at church, annd it didn't end until like 10:30PM, I think? So, I didn't get home until like 11PM. ]: It was really fun dancing again and stuff, but gosh. I really do miss talking again. OH AND BY THE WAYYY, ICANHASBLEEDING. >>;
when the doc was grinding away they put spacers so they could get to the hidden cavities of pain and now one of em is a tad bit loose >.< i cant chew anything crunchy on my right side >.< its my fav side to chew food with plus ive realized ive got some sharp ass k9s
ich heisse lauren und ich liebe deustchland und alles deutsch! 
