Drive me around. Teach me stuff. Listent to music with me. Feed me things preferably wrapped in tortillas. Watch bad movies with me. Show me pictures of Topanga Lawrence from Boy Meets World. Drink with me. Read, write, and draw with me. Rage with me. Commit crimes with me. Basically, help me kill time until we can take off our shoes outside and dig our bare feet into the earth.
Music
What's that sound coming out of the hole in the wood?
Movies
This is a list of ten movies I like very much.
10. Fight Club
9. Die Hard
8. X2: X-Men United
7. Point Break
6. Mallrats
5. The Terminator
4. Night Of The Living Dead
3. Ghostbusters
2. Grosse Pointe Blank
1. Big Trouble In Little China
Television
The Adventures Of Pete And Pete, The Mighty Boosh, Flight Of The Conchords, The Simpsons, Jeopardy, Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Ninja Warrior, The Critic, Lucky Louie, The Tick, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Home Movies, Chicago Tonight, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Man Vs. Wild, Sanford And Son, Futurama, Boy Meet World, Heat Vision And Jack, and Kids In The Hall are all highly fuck-withable.
Books
"Print is dead."
-Dr. Egon Spengler, Ghostbuster
Heroes
My family and friends tend to do things I regard as pretty heroic. I owe each and every one of you a solid, for sure.
University Of Illinois At Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Still History
Clubs: Drinkin' Club
2004 to 2004
Depaul University
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: 2005
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Jazzercise...No wait I mean History
Clubs: Chainsaw Juggling Club
2004 to 2005
Northeastern Illinois University
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: That class where you gotta remember dates and stuff
Clubs: Vice President of the Vito Is Kickass Club (VIKAC)
2003 to 2003
William Rainey Harper College
Palatine,Illinois
Graduated: 2003
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: History and now I'm back for Spanish
Clubs: Self Loathing Club and Glee Club, I'm a man of many polarities
2001 to 2005
Schaumburg High School
Schaumburg,Illinois
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Demolitions
Clubs: Bathroom Graffiti Union Local 215, Denny's Rats, and Manscouts.
1997 to 2001
Vito's Companies
MP Productions Chicago, Illinois US The Cooler (Dalton) Bottom Lounge/Reggie's Rock Club/Ronny's/Mad Maggies
2/05 - Present
Pools Plus, Inc. Rolling Meadows, Illinois US Life Guard Pool Attendant
6/03 - 10/05
Manscout Entertainment Schaumburg, Illinois US Writer, Director, Actor, Model, Snack Shop, etc. Mind Control
2000 - Present
IDIOT EGO Elgin/Algonquin/West Dundee/Carpentersville, Illinois US Foreign Correspondant Advertising/Sexuality
11/07 - Present
Cassette Deck Media Conglomerate Cook, Dekalb, DuPage, Kane, Lake, & McHenry County, Illinois US Sugga Knight Swindler
11/07 - Present
Vito is good at killing turtles, collecting coins, crawling through pipes, and he make'ah the good pizza pies! Posted at 3:30 AM Aug 14 view more
sorry i flaked about the food party earlier today. it took longer than i thought at the doc, then i lazied it up on the couch. soon enough, brother, soon enough. or instead of a food party, let's go out and get sauced enough that i insult your condiments once again.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks them each to say a prayer for his 15 year old dog Spot, who is probably in his last days. The priest says "Well, we're not really allowed to pray for animals." And I don't remember the rest of the joke, but somehow the rabbi didn't even own a DVD player.
i am interested. why don't you call/text me when you are roughly 15 mins away and then i'll meet you somewhere between the cali stop and the front door of ronnys.
