I like to go to the park and stare at the kids all creepy-like. I also like to drink, and I greatly enjoy zoning out. What, what was this for?
Music
I love my I-Pod. I have the strangest taste in music. Old timey classics mixed in with Wu Tang (What up!) Other than that, I listen to 104.1 in Orlando. On XM it's channel 152? Extreme talk radio. DON'T knock it till you've tried it. If you listen for 15 minutes, you'll be hooked! And if I forget my ipod (le gasp) and there's no talk radio on, I like to scream random song lyrics with the windows open. Because it's more than a feeling.....
Movies
I like the English crap right now. I think it has something to do with their accents. I could be taken hostage by someone, and he could be describing how he's going to mutilate me, but so long as he has an English accent, I'll hold the knives. I'll even get it started for him. Ah, Simon Pegg. One day you'll be mine...
Television
How can I say this without it sounding weird. I love my DVR. If it was a man, I'd marry him. I've only had one break down on me, and I ended up threatening the life of the Brighthouse girl. Poor chick. didn't know what she was getting into. There were words thrown around. "Felony", "Drop the knife". But don't worry, it was a butter knife. I wanted a peanut butter sandwich.
Books
Currently reading the life of pi, the game, How to be a porn star and A name forgotten. I don't like to be stuck anywhere without a book.
Heroes
Moneyman. Being part jew, I idolize the fact that even when he was a young boy, he wanted to become the master of money. How BADASS is that???? My other heroes include Demi Moore, because she gives hope to me that when I get old, if I exercise, I too can have a young boy toy to call my own. And Toby Striker. Cause his last name really does kick ass.
I don't like to work, which is why you can find me at the end of a hard (or easy) day at the bar drinking. I tend to grow bored easily and decide I should be working at Sea World. After getting my first paycheck I realize that working real job isn't too bad. I drink to make myself seem worldly, which is true. I've been to Norway, France, Canada, and other countries. Granted they were all at Epcot, but Really, it counts. My friends say that if I were a wine I would be "simple and heavy-bodied with the least complex flavors you could ever find. And she smells like sewage sometimes. Because she lives in the sewer."
That was a direct quote from my friend Tom. He's masking his infatuation with me by comparing me to a poor choice in wine. But the way I see it, you have to try the very worst to appreciate the very best. Which is why I keep him around.
Who I'd like to meet: Fuckers. and Whores.
I'm here to meet my future ex-one night stand. Him and maybe Jesus. Cause jesus is my homeboy. Seriously. I'm number three on his myspace. Number two is the holy Ghost. Number One is Tila Tequila. Damn you Tequila and your fake bisexuality. And your last name that makes me thirsty and queasy at the same time.
Hey Alicia!! We are so stoked for you to see the music video for our song "What I Do". So here it is! Please let us know what you think, and if you dig it you should help us blow it up by watching it as often as you can and telling everyone you know about it. Thanks so much -Mark, Jarrod, Rich, TJ
