Pools And Punanny And Punk! The 3 P's I Call It.. Can't Get Enough.. For We Are The Insatiable Ones, The Real Pool Men.. If You Are Standing By The Pool Holding Pool Chemicals And A Water Hose You're Intentions Are Wrong. You Should Just Go! Get Out Of My Sight! For This Is Concrete Jihad! And Me & My Posse Will Blow You Away!
We Are Always Looking For A Place To Put Our Wood..............................And Not Get Caught................We Are Also Into Ditches, Pipes (Not The Evil Kind Mind You.) And Other Things That Are Fun To Ride..Like "Graveside" For Instance. Maybe We'll Ride Your Sister Too, But Only If She's Worthy...For We Are Not Politically Correct! OK!
Music
Stuff Thats Real.. None Of That Stupid New Crap They Call Punkrock, Emo Pussy Shit Or That "Fake Angry" Music. If You Hang At The Mall & Shop At "Hot Topic" Then You're Not One Of Us. Hardcore Punk From The 80's, Fast Metal, Death Metal, Some Motorhead.. Remember: LOUD,FAST,RULES!!!!!! Some Old Stuff Like Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Black Sabbath, And The Stooges Will Suffice Also.. But NO! AND I REPEAT NO! Journey, R.E.O. Speedwagon, Kansas Or Other Watered Down Sugar Coated Crap Will Play Anywhere Near One Of "My Pools" I Also "I Myself Have a little Penchant For Psychadelia Or Leftfield But Thats A Whole "Nother" Movie..
Movies
"Heroes Of The Hood"(The Original Hawaii Pool Movie),"Buckets Brigade"(Out Soon),"Chlorine',"Beer Helmet","Shotgun","Beers,Bowls And Barneys","Treslashing","Skateboard Madness", "Grindhouse", "Saw" I & II, "American Hardcore", "Hostel", "Dont Sweat The Small Stuff", "Who Cares" (The Duane Peters Story), "The Decline Of Western Civilization", "Suburbia", "Lords Of Dogtown", "Rising Son", "Treslashing", "American Misfits", "Rockers", "The Greatest Rock And Roll Swindle", "Scratch", "Scarface", "Bladerunner", "House Of A Thousand Corpses", "The Devils Rejects", Taxi Driver","Gummo","Team America" "The Proposition","Barfly" "Stoked" (The Gator Story), "Blue Velvet"
Television
DVD's Mostly.. "Hawaii Five-O" (First & Second Season DVD), "Planet Earth" (The Complete Series), Fuel T.V.(At Other Peoples Houses Because I Can't Afford It)"Stupid Face", "American Misfit's",.Any Educational T.V. Most Other Television Is A Waste Of Time Because It Is Biased And It Sucks Me In To The Filth Of Some Corporations In This World That Try To Make My Life A Fucking Hell. Now Find Me A Pool So I Can Turn It Fucking Off!! Wait My T.V. Broke! There Is Hope...Good! The Tuner Broke Now I Cant Watch Regular T.V... Isnt That Great! Someone's Looking Out For Me....
Books
"Built To Grind", "Insane Terrain", "Fuck You Heroes", "Jay Boy" The Jay Adams Book, Any "Pool Porn', "Above Hawaii".... I Love Coffee Table Books...Bought A Good Graffiti Stencil Book From Europe That Was Good."Vintage T-Shirts","Google Earth"..(Hey Wait Thats Not A Book It's A Bible).......In Fact The Bible Has A Few Good Stories I Guess..Juice Magazine..I Like To Read While Im Eating Which Can Piss Off The Ladies Sometimes...
Heroes
All Of My Heroes Are Dead, Or In Jail,..Or In Rehab!!!! And One Just Got Out.... So Maybe..Different Pools Can Be My Heroes Or Someone That Saved Me From An Asskicking Or Getting Busted..Or A Sandwich Could Be A Hero..Or Maybe A Ho....Dont You Know You're Not My Hero..(Sung To That Stupid Song...)Anyway I Guess Im Anti-Hero. Wait A Minute My Parents Now They Were (Are) Heroes......
ROYAL HAWAIIAN POOL SERVICE's Details
Status:
Swinger
Here for:
Networking
Hometown:
Honolulu
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Occupation:
Pool Hunter Extraordanaire
ROYAL HAWAIIAN POOL SERVICE's Schools
University Of Hawaii At Manoa
Honolulu, HI
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Major: Art
Minor: Photo
Clubs: University Pool Drainers Club
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A New One...Hopefully One I Haven't Ridden Before... Thats Big,Curvy And Round With Big Hips But Not Too Busty. You Can Be "Deep" If You Want To But I Dont Mind If You're "Shallow"...One That's Really Fun When She"s "Plastered"! I Dont Care If She's "Drained" She Better Let Me "Put My Wood In Her"..I Hope She Let"s Me "Do" The "Box"(I love Grinding Some Boxes Hopefully She likes To Get "Dickslapped" (Sorry I Meant "Deckslapped") On Her Love Seat Or Around The Hole! She's Also Really Into Getting (Shallow) Stepped On And Having Her Lips Licked......Sometimes It Can Get Out Of Hand And I Will Smack You Hard & It Will Hurt..But Please Dont Call Five-O! Because This "Is" My Anger Management..Every Once In A While Your Gross And Stinky! But That's Cool. I'll Scoop You Up & Lick Every Inch Of Your Sweet Walls And Keep Coming Back Until Your Owner Comes After Me. I Love Shooting PHoto's Of You In The "Raw" Without Any Water. Sometimes I Put 'Em On The Internet For The Whole World To See. Other Times I'll Just Show 'Em To My Friends. And When Im Not Riding You Chances Are I'll Be In Some Other Hole In The Neighborhood. Yeah I Get Around Buttercup! But So Do You.. And After I Have Some One On One All Myself My Friends Will Have Some Too. But You Know What? I Will Still Respect You! Even After You Are Old And Haggard I Will Still Want You Some More...Even If Your Surface Is Dry And Scabby! Even If You're Cancer Ridden!! And If Your Owner Buries You We Will Dig Your Dirty Corpse Out And Get Some....Code Blue Baby...
ROYAL HAWAIIAN POOL SERVICE's Friend Space (Top 38)
The new issue of Juice Magazine - Issue 66 - featuring ANDY KESSLER (R.I.P.) skating the streets of NYC on the cover (Photo by Ivory Serra) is available now. www.juicemagazine.com.
JUICE MAGAZINE ISSUE 66 features:
ANDY KESSLER interview by STEVE OLSON BEBE BUELL interview by STEVE OLSON BOOTSY COLLINS interview by STEVE OLSON CRAIG JOHNSON interview by JIM MURPHY FRITZ MEAD interview by JIM MURPHY KALANI DAVID interview by JAY ADAMS MIKE WEED interview by STEVE OLSON NATAS KAUPAS interview by STEVE OLSON OMAR SALAZAR interview by STEVE OLSON PAUL SCHMITT interview by STEVE OLSON PETER GUNN interview by MARK "RED" SCOTT and THE CONFESSOR ROB PALMER interview by JIM MURPHY SCOTT CAAN interview by STEVE OLSON JACK GRISHAM of T.S.O.L. interview by STEVE OLSON TIM JACKSON interview by AARON MURRAY VENICE SK8 WALL OF FAME WADE SPEYER interview by JIM MURPHY YANIV EVAN interview by STEVE OLSON
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Plenty of good stuff in there, including 50 states of skate, some new skateparks around, of course some tasty pools from Peanut, sick photos from all around and even the urkraine. Plugataryov Yura photo spread. Killer new photos of the recent addition to Donaldson's and a photo birrage from across the states. Thanks to everyone who helped send in stuff to make this a sick issue.
Hey Gary, when are you coming out to H.B. to visit Tracy and I? I promise I'll be a better hostess. My friend and I won't be drinking again. I've learned my lesson!
whats up Grant and Gary? its Shane from The Driven. good to see you guys are still ripp'n it! hit me up, I run Bills Wheels Skateshop now in Santa Cruz. 831-469-0904. SHAKAFAKA!!!
