Royce Cracker is the pride of Bovine County, Kentucky, a tiny patch of
unincorporated land that stretches from the edge of majestic Wallins Creek
to the outer reaches of historic Pineville. The bastard son of an old white
sharecropper and a black teenage prostitute he started making tracks on a
battered Tascam 4-track in the late 1980s. Equally fluent at dance and
country rythyms, Cracker quickly earned a reputation as the only dj in
Appalachia who could breakdance on cardboard or Kentucky bluegrass,
sometimes simultaneously.................................................
Arrested in 2003 for shooting an ATF agent who wandered near his crops, he
was pardoned three weeks later when the agent turned out to be Charlton
Heston researching his final role as Little Bocephus in ‘the Hank Williams
Story.’ Heston made Cracker a member in good standing of the NRA for his
excellent marksmanship and Don Cornelius named him to the Soul Train hall of
fame for his mash up remix of the O’Jays ‘Used to be My Girl’ with Flatt and
Scruggs ‘Foggy Mountain Breakdown.’ The 12” ‘Foggy Mountain Ho’ went
Amethyst in Belgium and continues to climb the charts in parts of New
Zealand and the People’s Republic of Togo........................................................................
Cracker was recently nominated for an Oscar for his soundtrack to ‘Breakin’
3- Eclectic Frugaloo.' Due to a parole violation and subsequent highspeed
chase, Royce Cracker divides his time between Malibu and Fontana, CA. He
lives with five females, two tomcats and an assortment of critters.
BLAG DAHLIA- ROCK LEGEND
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What's up my friend it sounds like things are going very good for you. I hope it contnues going great. I look forward to hearing the new music.
Things are not so great on my end I've injured my back and havin a lot of trouble right now. I can't play drum and it's even hard to play guitar for long. I may even have to go out of work. I'm taking it one day at a time. Keep me up dated it's great to hear from you
I did get to meet Stryper and have them sign my guitar, best show I've seen in a while
Later on Ron
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