Royd Tolkien
"Guilty feet have no rhythm"

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100 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login:7/25/2008
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MusicSince i could tap a finger i've tapped it to Elvis... i even sent a letter to Jim'll fix it, to this day i'm convinced he would have fixed it for me if either Elvis had not died or i was old enough to know about stamps... There's ton's of music to list, so i'll keep going until i get distracted... David Sylvian, Amos Lee, Beastie Boys, Jose Gonzalez, Damien Rice, Turin Brakes, Eva Cassidy, Nick Drake, Therapy, Nine Inch Nails, The Goats, Pepe Delux, Green Day, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Aphex Twin, Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, Beck, every note of any song by Muse, Bedspace, Royksopp, Blondie, Jem, Pharcyde, Massive Attack, David Gray, Easy-E, Japan, Julia Darling, Morcheeba, Beatles, Prodigy, Stones, Bowie, Pogues, Adam Ant, Nirvana, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Biz Markie, Frank Sinatra, Jesus Jones, Radiohead, Faith No More, House Of Pain, Goldie Lookin' Chain, N.W.A, B52s, Public Enemy, Artic Monkeys, Neil Young, Oasis, Supergrass, Blur, Kasabian, Kooks, Foo Fighters, Evanescence, Linkin Park... that's it, i'm off out.



I share a house with this chap in LA. I’m ashamed that none of his talent has rubbed off on me.
MoviesI love going to the cinema. I set myself up with a huge tub of popcorn, cheese covered nacho's and a bucket of sprite. The thing is, i get swallowed up in it all, kind of carried away. It was because of Big that i got a job in the toy department of WH Smith in Bromley, a week later and after being called into the managers office for the 5th time, they let me go for 'messing about on the job'... i blame Tom Hanks for that one. Point Break inspired me and two friends to go surfing. With buckets of naivety and zero research, we found ourselves in Florida. We may of well surfed in a pond. These are in no order and whatever came to mind, any missed off it's my minds fault... Goodfellas, Saving Private Ryan, Casino, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Godfather, Blazing Saddles, Trading Places, Animal House, Blues Brothers, An Inconvenient Truth, American Psycho, Falling Down, Edward Scissorhands, Back to the Future, Lord of the Rings, Green Mile, Jaws, Forrest Gump, Groundhog Day, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Go, Drop Dead Fred, American Beauty, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Se7en, Point Break, Pulp Fiction, Cast Away, Beetlejuice, Bad Taste, The Matrix, Minority Report, Blade Runner, Amelie, Monty Python, Alien, Napoleon Dynamite, Superman (original) Being There, Jailhouse Rock... in fact any Elvis Film, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Ghostbusters, Team America, The Man Who Would Be King, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Princess Bride, L4yer Cake, any Laurel And Hardy, Man Bites Dog, The Crow, The Last Samurai, Borat.
TelevisionI waste way too much time watching the telly, but i figure my life wouldn't be complete without it... Simpsons, Futurama, 24, Family Guy, Red Dwarf, The League Of Gentlemen, Lost, Southpark, 24, The Office, The Young Ones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 24, Ren and Stimpy, Faulty Towers, Titty Titty Bang Bang, Little Britain, 24, The Day Today, Entourage, Alan Partridge, Bullseye, Cook On The Wild side, River Cottage or any Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall programme, Ray Mears, 24, Desperate Housewives, did i say 24.

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Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Cancer



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About me:
part one... i like hot milky sweet cups of tea in the morning and mixing different cereal together. i like to watch tv that show people living off the land and giving it all up to grow walnuts in france, i daydream constantly about doing it but get sidetracked with tv about living off the land and growing walnuts in france. i never use a piece of toilet paper that doesn't tear across the perforations. i worry about eating too much and always eat at the wrong times... after 10pm, on the phone, on the hoof. i think everyone should climb and hug trees. i'm torn between roasting hot days and crisp frosty winter mornings. i like the rain but not the damp. i'd love to hire out shopping malls, supermarkets, train stations and underground car parks and be filmed with multiple cameras playing paintball with my friends, then watch it all back on a huge screen in a cinema, i don't care what anyone says but there's a business in that ©™. i love playing football and for christmas i'd like to play just one game for a professional team, i'll never stop thinking i could go pro one day. i never write in a blue pen, its wrong. i don't like it when i see a wonky picture on a wall. i love it that my great grandfather is jrr tolkien and i can't believe that he is. i've always cut my own hair. i need to pass my bike test, i need a trials bike, i need to base jump from the ledge in norway. at least once every six months i have to play ping pong. i'd love to drop water balloons from a biplane. green eyes, raven hair and a irish accent does it. i want to take people camping to a place that i visit in norway, just to show them how great life can be fishing and drinking coffee...
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Jul 11 2008 3:57 AM

hey pretty man...how are you? ....ehm....just wanted to know if you are fine... ;o)

aloha,
kay
TAMI D.





Jul 9 2008 9:58 AM

Hello my favorite English Man!
I hope u r doing well! My lil boyfriend and I are doin well!
We miss u! xo
Lisa





Jul 6 2008 2:34 PM

You forgot Eowyn's birthday *slap* LOL. The little *insert words here* is now four and still as cute as a button :-)

I may even upload recent pics one day, I just never seem to have the time to sit down this days.

Love and hugs to ya x x :-*
TAMI D.





Jun 23 2008 2:16 AM

I HOPE U BROUGHT YOUR SNOW GLOBE BACK TO THE UK AND PLACED IT SOMEWHERE U SEE IT EVERYDAY. I HAVE MY LIL BOYFRIEND SITTING IN THE KITCHEN AND KISS HIM EVERY MORNING.
LOL
Rebekah





Jun 21 2008 12:16 PM

I know we really didn't did we. And now I have no one to wear matching plaid shirts to dinner with! Im hoping to get back over to Dublin this year...would like to go sooner but probably go in Dec. Are you still doing the France thing in Aug??

xoxoxo
Rebekah





Jun 20 2008 5:38 PM

Roydus either Im going blind or your new look profile is very hard to read...its making me go cross eyed! I miss you also...and thats all I have to say on the matter.
Melanie





Jun 18 2008 4:19 PM

LOL - yeah it does get pretty hot down here.
I love TX but dang! I'm beginning to dread summer more than winter now :( Although, I've always loved winter :)
Melanie





Jun 18 2008 9:09 AM

Hi Mr.
Tolkien! How are you? How's the weather up there?? It's so bloody hot down here in TX - it's awful :(
TAMI D.





Jun 16 2008 1:00 AM

I'm very sad I didn't get to say goodbye and cook u dinner! :(
But, I guess it's better off, U might not have wanted to go back to the UK! lol
miss ya!
Tinuviel





Jun 12 2008 12:17 PM

Hope things are going great for you, Royd! Stop by and say hello sometime.

Regards,
Lauren
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Jun 6 2008 2:19 PM

hi royd,

wish ya a wonderful weekend.
hope the sun is shining.

big hug,
kay
TIERNEY RAE





Jun 4 2008 6:40 PM

So sad I am not going to c u before you leave. Going to miss you buddy you better come back soon xoxo.
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May 26 2008 4:37 PM

LOOK, IF U WANT MY HELP, U GOTTA GIVE UP ALL CONTROL. TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
THE TENNIS SHORTS WILL NOT WORK!!!! HAHA
Lisa





May 26 2008 9:53 AM

Hello my dear!
Have just installed a new computer and I feel like a big kid in a toy shop :-)
Absolutely love the profile background - such a change!
Eowyn will be four in a months time, where have the years gone? Hope all is well with you, hugs and kisses to you x x x x
Sugar





May 18 2008 12:01 PM

nice new profil!!!
Haven..t heard from you for a long time! Hope you..re fine!!
Here everything is just fantastic!!
Mim™





May 17 2008 2:47 AM

Hi Royd!
I hope you're enjoying your weekend so far!
Just stoppin' by to say hi and to wish you a blessed day...
I have a little wisdom for you:

Courage, it would seem, is nothing less than the power to overcome danger, misfortune, fear, injustice, while continuing to affirm inwardly that life with all its sorrows is good; that everything is meaningful even if in a sense beyond our understanding; and that there is always tomorrow. (Dorothy Thompson)

Take care,
Mim
Rebekah





May 7 2008 9:56 AM

I leave for Irlenad saturday...Im going to keep my eye out for a raven haired lovely for you...if there's room on the plane after I fill it with beautiful Irishmen, I'll bring her home for you.....mmmmmmm
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May 7 2008 1:15 AM

Nice of u to stop by the party! Bet it was nice to go home to a nice quiet room! hehe I thought I would miss u, but my lil boyfriend sits on my dresser and he reminds me of u, for some reason???????
TIERNEY RAE





May 6 2008 10:06 PM

You are really missed. I am still pissed you left us.
xoxo
Tinuviel





May 4 2008 1:38 AM

Thanks so much for the add! Hope you have a fantastic week. :)

Kind regards,
Lauren
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Apr 30 2008 1:52 AM

U suck! Can't believe u left us! Now, we have no one to send morse code to. I hope u transported your "oh so special" snow globe safely, mister. That better be placed strategically in the new room.
lol
TIERNEY RAE





Apr 26 2008 8:13 PM

Where r u hidding????
Rebekah





Apr 23 2008 1:40 PM

Hey!! Come have tea with me....call me when your going DT...or Urth, or Im going to kick you in the scrotum...

x
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Apr 22 2008 3:04 AM

IT'S OK U ATE THE CAKE! AT LEAST U GOT ME A BOYFRIEND WHO WILL NEVER LEAVE ME! LUV HIM! LOL
TIERNEY RAE





Apr 17 2008 6:27 PM

Hey buddy good luck on the game tonight. You better go knosh on something before you go haha. See ya when we get back from Vegas try using some of the tips from the book we got you while we r gone and let us know if they work xoxo.
Mim™





Apr 16 2008 9:48 PM

Hi Royd!
Sending you some frosty greetz from Germany! (It's sooo cold here!) Hope you had a satisfying week so far!
2 days to go for me, YEEHAW!
Thanks again for the add!
Hugs,
Mim
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TIERNEY RAE





Apr 6 2008 2:53 AM

Haha you r such a sneak. Need to put a lock on it. I still think it was u that ate all the peanut butter.
TIERNEY RAE





Mar 30 2008 10:11 PM

I hope you like our present we left you haha.
its NOONE somewhere





Mar 29 2008 10:57 PM

Royd!!!!
You always have the best songs on here:)
Have a delightful weekend!
xo
Rebekah





Mar 24 2008 9:47 AM

Hey I have an idea, do you feel like getting in your car and driving in traffic for a few hours...turning around and going back and forth in the same direction a bunch and then again..and again..and again? Hang on did we do this already? Hmm.....oh also I left a bat and a dinosaur in your boot...really
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Mar 23 2008 4:57 PM

HAPPY EASTER RT!
XO
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Mar 14 2008 3:03 AM

aloha royd...
how are you? still hard at work?

wish you a nice and freaky weekend.
take care
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Mar 3 2008 1:44 AM

Where r u lil buddy? The baracade has been crossed. You're room is now occupied.
♥ Jessica ♥





Feb 29 2008 9:39 PM