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Roy Haber - Comedian/Actor/Cynical Bastard
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Male
88 years old
The Valley, CA
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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BIO

WebsiteROYSCOMEDY.COM
Influences
Bill Hicks, Heavy Metal, Cannabis

TV Shows
FilmsTHE EVOLUTION OF A JOKE

(BEFORE) Bear’s Place - Bloomington, In. (first time I ever tried this joke at a paid show)

.... .. .. .. .. (AFTER) LIVE FROM GITMO - GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA

Albums
Let FreeDumb Bling

freedom.jpg Spread it baby!!!

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    Roy Haber - Comedian/Actor/Cynical Bastard's Interests
General
Starting mosh pits at Spin Doctor's concerts
Music
As long as it's not shit kickin country - I'm open...
(Except for the Dixie Chicks... I'm down with those ladies)

TelevisionBob Ross re-runs (R.I.P. good buddy)
Books
"Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten"
HeroesMy Grandparent's (for surviving Hitler's wrath) - Martin Luther King - Rebel scum

     Roy Haber - Comedian/Actor/Cynical Bastard's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Born in Israel... Raised in Kentucky
Body type:5' 3" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Verbal Remedy Distributor

   Roy Haber - Comedian/Actor/Cynical Bastard's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian



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Freedom Spread (the sketch)
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Karaoke Axel Rose
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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 26 2009 9:00P
Fuzzy Ducks Ironton OH
Nov 27 2009 8:30P
Comedy Zone - November 27th-28th Greensboro NC
Nov 29 2009 8:00P
Comedy Zone Fayetteville NC
Dec 3 2009 8:00P
The Loft Columbus GA
Dec 4 2009 8:00P
Bonkerz Comedy Club Crown Plaza Hotel - December 4th - 5th Orlando FL
Dec 8 2009 9:00P
ATLANTIS/KERZNER RESORT & CASINO December 8th - 13th PARADISE ISLAND, NASSAU, BAHAMAS
Dec 15 2009 9:00P
ATLANTIS/KERZNER RESORT & CASINO December 15th - 20th PARADISE ISLAND, NASSAU, BAHAMAS
Dec 23 2009 8:00P
Comedy Off Broadway (Comics Come Home Show) Lexington KY
Dec 30 2009 8:00P
Comedy Quarter - December 30th 2009 - January 2nd 2010 Appleton WI
Jan 6 2010 8:00P
Stanford & Son’s Comedy Club - January 6th-10th Kansas City KS
Jan 15 2010 8:00P
Comedy Showcase - January 15th - 16th Houston TX
Feb 16 2010 8:00P
Liam’s Irish Pub Colton CA
Apr 8 2010 8:00P
Comedy Catch - April 8th - 11th Chattanooga TN
Apr 23 2010 8:00P
Snapper’s Grill & Comedy Club (Headlining) - April 23rd - 24th Palm Harbor FL
Apr 30 2010 8:00P
Bullfrog’s Live - April 30th - May 1st Topeka KS
May 5 2010 8:00P
Loony Bin Comedy Club - May 5th - 8th Little Rock AR
May 12 2010 8:00P
Loony Bin Comedy Club - May 12th - 16th Oklahoma City OK
May 19 2010 8:00P
Loony Bin Comedy Club - May 19th - 22nd Tulsa OK
May 26 2010 8:00P
Loony Bin Comedy Club - May 26th - 30th Wichita KS
Jun 4 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone - June 4th-5th Pine Bluff AR
Jun 8 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone@Tipper’s Pub Clarksville TN
Jun 8 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone@Tipper’s Pub Clarksville TN
Jun 11 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone - June 11th - 12th Johnson City TN
Jun 16 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Augusta GA
Jun 17 2010 8:00P
Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club - June 17th - 19th Clayton NC
Jun 25 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone - June 25th - 26th Greensboro NC
Jun 27 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Fayetteville NC
Jun 29 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone@the Galway Hooker Irish Pub Lake Norman NC
Jul 1 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone@The City Hotel & Bistro Greenville NC
Jul 2 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Charlotte NC
Oct 6 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone - October 6th - 9th Jacksonville FL
Oct 13 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone - October 13th - 16th Port Charlotte FL
Oct 20 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone - October 20th - 23rd Tallahassee FL
Oct 27 2010 7:00P
Harvey’s Comedy Club - October 27th-31st Portland OR
Nov 11 2010 8:00P
Jokerz Comedy Club - November 11th - 13th Milwaukee WI
Nov 17 2010 8:00P
Comedy Quarter - November 17th - 20th Appleton WI
Nov 26 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone - November 26th-27th Warwick RI
Dec 2 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Prestonsburg KY
Dec 3 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone - December 3rd-4th Charleston WV

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About me:
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I like to participate in drive by shootings with water pistols while bumping to heavy metal music, have no love for ho's, and still maintain that Mr. Rogers was an allright guy.

I'm the kind of dude that'll do the worm at a dance club just to crack my friends up and make others around stare uncomfortably.

I love Karaoke, I loved the 80's, and I love you.




   

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CLICK HERE TO SEE WHERE I'LL BE



   

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Seekers of truth

Comedy fans

People in the biz

Jesse Ventura

Uri Geller
(so I could hand him a spoon)

George W. Bu$h
(In a Texas Steel Cage Match)

Mel Gibson & Pat Robertson
(so I could shit in their mouths)

Anyone who thinks the Holocaust never happened
(The Pantera song "5 Minutes Alone" comes to mind)

Old friends, New friends

A cute single Canadian girl

Tom

Your mom



   

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~The One You Never Forget~

Melissa Nix-Garmany



Nov 13 2009 5:43 PM

Awww...Damn...I'm not going to be in Florida the weekend of Dec. 4 - 5. I'm actually flying up to Illinois to hang out with a friend and I leave that Friday morning and will not be back until Sunday evening. Well..doesn't that just suck! I'm gonna have to catch you when you come back this way next year it looks like. Bummer!!!!
~The One You Never Forget~

Melissa Nix-Garmany



Nov 13 2009 1:54 PM

Heellllloooooo my little pumpkin! I just wanted to stop by and tell ya I miss ya and was thinking about ya. Give me a shout sometime.
The Loose Cannon Of Comedy: Jeff Lampton

The Loose Cannon Of Comedy: Jeff Lampton



Nov 13 2009 1:54 PM

Jared Engwirda

Jared Engwirda



Oct 30 2009 5:18 PM

gRoOvY tO bE fRiEnDs..

Jared.

twitter.com/jaredengwirda
FRANKIE BANALI MYSPACE

Frankie Banali



Oct 25 2009 5:47 PM

HEY ROY,

THANK YOU FOR THE VERY KIND WORDS!




(LIVE PHOTO: SEPTEMBER 25, 2009)

THANK YOU, GRAZIE, MERCI, GRACIAS, DANKE, OBRIGADO FOR THE FRIENDS ADD REQUEST!




WITH EVERY GOOD WISH IN LIFE AND MUSIC,
FRANKIE B.

mistress of disguise

Sylvia Smith



Oct 13 2009 1:47 AM

thanks for the add
Bob (the comedian)

Bob Pope



Oct 12 2009 11:50 PM


Check out my page
http://www.doulike.us/photos/5603041.html?b=4&w=46




Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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R.S.O.

R.S.O.



Oct 12 2009 11:50 PM


*LADY$OTO PROMOTION$*

*LADY$OTO PROMOTION$*



Oct 9 2009 3:59 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD HUN, KIT

LADYSOTO 
Julie- The harder you fall, the harder you bounce-

Julie Martin Lefler



Oct 7 2009 12:06 AM

ok so again you will be only in Jville for this yr in NOV ?? correct???  love ya buddy lol ;o) 
Julie- The harder you fall, the harder you bounce-

Julie Martin Lefler



Oct 6 2009 8:17 PM

hey , just wanted to ask is there any other dates u will be heading to J'ville other than NOV???  let me know if u dont mind when u have a chance  i would like to make it  , I ran into a friend from HS  & mentioned it to him about going  just have to play things by ear , just let me know what your schedule is like please ;o)
Michael

Michael Kitchen



Oct 1 2009 5:52 PM

Thought you might like this funny little video I made.



By the way I've been cooking up something new in the Kitchen. Click on the cookbook to get a sneak peek. Tell me what you think.
Click on my Cookbook!!!
♥~*♥Sweet Sexy Saun♥*~♥

IamWho IamAndthatsme



Sep 22 2009 1:45 PM

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♥~*♥Sweet Sexy Saun♥*~♥

IamWho IamAndthatsme



Sep 22 2009 1:45 PM

Hope Alice in Chains ROCKED!! I'm sure you had a blast..Hit me up on my celly,tell me all about it..I want details details..miss ya already..love N respect for my Roy Boi...Muah Babe!!
American Drug War .com

American Drug War .com



Sep 19 2009 11:33 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzT1a1NKoKM
http://myspace.com/howweedwonthewest
http://www.facebook.com/pages/How-Weed-Won-the-West/162881131270
Elessa

Elessa Hartzell



Sep 17 2009 6:03 PM

When are you coming to Lex again??? I miss ya
Texas NORML

Texas NORML



Sep 13 2009 7:58 PM

Texas NORML's 4th Annual 6th Street Smokeout is coming up fast!
Saturday, October 17th, at Momo's Club in Austin!
You can get your tickets online by clicking "Tickets", and you know it's gonna be a sell-out!!

Supernatural

Supernatural



Sep 7 2009 6:04 PM

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Jenn!

Jenn!



Sep 7 2009 6:04 PM

It's not my fault that "Don't Stop Believin" is the greatest song of ALL TIME!!!  I loved hanging out with ya!  Hopefully I'll see you again next year or sooner!!!
LoKo

LoKo



Sep 4 2009 12:25 AM

no problem, if you ever swing through washington let me know!
>i< DRAGONFLY >i<

Amanda Dudley



Sep 3 2009 4:14 PM

No not yet everytime i get the money up something happens an i dont got the money once again, i have the money now but im tired of the drama n my house im kickin out my roomamte an everyone else who is here.... I have wednesdays off, so ill be able to have a blast while ur here.... other than drama im great been sick gettin better tho... ill have a group of friends to come out an see u as well so its gonna b a blast i cant wait, oh yeah sorry i missed ur call for some reason it didnt ring went straight to voice mail but it ok i have the net now too soo i got ya ways to get ahold of ya :)
>i< DRAGONFLY >i<

Amanda Dudley



Sep 1 2009 4:36 PM

Hey you, hows life? i hope all is well i miss talkin to u, hit me up some time, cant wait till ur here in clarksville
Supernatural

Supernatural



Aug 30 2009 1:26 AM

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سافر. Ritzer

Matt Ritzer



Aug 29 2009 8:02 PM

Mr. Roy...
It's Matt from Chadwicks! How's life in a car? Your tour list is HUGE!! Maybe a bit envious of you I am. (hehe) Sounds like a lot of fun... Anyway... I've been thinking about that *thing* you wanted to buy from me (no not weed). So let's talk about it!
I am in the market to sell!!! Hope all is well on the road! Peace, love, and animal steroids.

-matt
5414999586 ..
ZEROKING

ZEROKING



Aug 28 2009 6:58 PM

Thanx Roy! Glad you dig Black Friday we are recording the rest of our new cd starting in September!! Looking forward to seeing you in Charleston WV Oct 9-10!! Keep kickin ass and takin names out there!! Rawk on!!
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