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Rafael Reys Otero III

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Interests

  • General

    Stone age wrestling, Import Cars, Inventing and modding the wheel, Grinding corn on my favorite stone, Roast Beef with extra cheddar, sabretooth tiger fighting, T-Rex riding, Starting wars with the Mongals

  • Music

    tribal bohah bongo drums, rap, r&b. ..

  • Movies

    Napoleon Dinamite, The last of the Aztecs, Jurrasic Park I, II, &III Congo, Godzilla, King Kong, Boa vs. Python, Encinoman, last of the mohicans, planet of the apes,

  • Television

    What is that Captin Caveman

  • Books

    The art of cave paintings, Arrow Heads: for dummies, fur trimming 101, Wild Game: Mammoth edition, .. Myspace Codes!

  • Heroes

    My Dad, Joe Dermody, Graig Porter. Jeff Nordman. Fred Flinstone & Barney Rubble My big brother Rey and Ghengis Khan!
    TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
    Name:Rafael Reyes Otero III
    Birthday:25 Million B.C.
    Birthplace:South Central Pangea
    Current Location:Same Place (now know as Florida)
    Eye Color:Brown
    Hair Color:Black (wheel bearing grease)
    Height:5'7"
    Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
    Your Heritage:2nd gen cromag.
    The Shoes You Wore Today:banana leafs
    Your Weakness:Woman (what can I say; I'm a sucker for a fool!)
    Your Fears:Cutting off the elephant trunk in my pants
    Your Perfect Pizza:BBQ sauce, sugar, honey and extra lettuce
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Take Graig's Job, get a patent for the "wheel"
    Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:BTW
    Thoughts First Waking Up:huh?
    Your Best Physical Feature:Aztec balls of steel
    Your Bedtime:None, I take 30 min naps through out a 24 hr. period
    Your Most Missed Memory:Rexy, my pet dinosaur from the Mesazoic period
    Pepsi or Coke:trilobitetinni
    MacDonalds or Burger King:Brontosorus burger
    Single or Group Dates:Group, Duh!
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Dirty water
    Chocolate or Vanilla:Hot juicy fudge taco!
    Cappuccino or Coffee:Black Coffee
    Do you Smoke:used to, before the industrilization of the america
    Do you Swear:YES
    Do you Sing:All the time
    Do you Shower Daily:What do you think!
    Have you Been in Love:AMBER!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!Diamond SHAPE!!!!!
    Do you want to go to College:I have 25 million years of self taught education
    Do you want to get Married:800 times since the last ice age
    Do you belive in yourself:yeah but who is "yourself" i no know him
    Do you get Motion Sickness:ever since the teredactal ride in 15 million b.c.
    Do you think you are Attractive:Fuck yeah, I'm Dead SexY!
    Are you a Health Freak:I'm millions of years old what do you think
    Do you get along with your Parents:Shaun's mean to me sometimes
    Do you like Thunderstorms:Flashes of light are frightening
    Do you play an Instrument:Boja bongo drums, beerenbow
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yes
    In the past month have you Smoked:Smoked what?
    In the past month have you been on Drugs:yes
    In the past month have you gone on a Date:NO. Any brave Ladies intersested cuz I'm a beast?
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:yes
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yes but it was attached to a girl crouch
    In the past month have you been on Stage:no
    In the past month have you been Dumped:no
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:yes
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Hopefully jackie's Heart!
    Ever been Drunk:duh!
    Ever been called a Tease:no I'm easy
    Ever been Beaten up:yes but it's not my fault, Wooly Mammoths are big
    Ever Shoplifted:what's that?
    How do you want to Die:Laying in a bed full of sexy women and my wooden club
    What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Just like Shaun and Jay
    What country would you most like to Visit:Mesopotamia
    In a Boy/Girl..
    Favourite Eye Color:any
    Favourite Hair Color:any
    Short or Long Hair:any
    Height:any
    Weight:any, I'll Fuck anything
    Best Clothing Style:leopard skin loin cloth and sabretooth necklace
    Number of Drugs I have taken:the more questions you ask the more you sound gulity
    Number of CDs I own:what kind of cattle is that
    Number of Piercings:8
    Number of Tattoos:1, it's a dragon, cuz dragons came from Mexico
    Number of things in my Past I Regret:Falling into a lake and becoming frozen for Eons

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About me:

My name is Rafael Reys Otero III, you might know me by my other nicknames those stupid jutto's in the Plantation call me like "Aztec Warrior" "Dirty Sanchez(emphisis on the Dirty)" "Caveman" "Beast" "Rockhead" "BlackToe" "Buttertooth" "Hairytaco" "Shaun's Baby" "Big Ass Toddler" "Puerto Rican Jack Hammer" "Shit for Brains" "Unpeeled Banana" "Enchinoman" "DJ Busten Suds" But anywayz see my hand it's a brick wall and I can't hear what you're sayin! I enjoy long walks to Taco Bell. Romantic dinners at Arby's, I <3 roastbeef with cheese sauce all over it! I love slapping my balls around so they go slap slap until they turn purple! I can treat you like a goddess, like you wouldn't believe. What can I say I was raised by three younger sisters, I know what a girl wants. There is no escaping the Aztec, son. Dont look at me funny, I might think your guilty or something. People say looking at me like that is not very wise, I will smash your face! I'll lick that putang like I lick my ex-girlfriend's poon-poon, slurp slurp! When I do my dance there will be no surrender, I be the beast and you be the beauty! I am a hunter gatherer. If you think that you can handle the beast called "Sanchez Style" leave me a comment and I'll see if I can test you out, But I think I wil be the one who conquers you. Sanaanaanaasannaaa! Give me some of your slurp slurp, drip drip, sqish sqish, juicey juicey fruit! SON!.......call me. "there small anyways...." "Yeah he's big....big down there" - RROIII Tazer time 2

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Who I'd like to meet:

Jessica Beil, Jennifer Love H., B.Arthur, the caveman who discovered fire, Pedro Sanchez, Like to meet a nice tall gay hairy man!

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: stone henge
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Harvard University

    • Cambridge, MA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Ph.D.
    • Major: Stone Wheel Construction
    • Minor: Axe Throwing/ Archery
    • Clubs: Cave Art, Human Sacrifice science, and ADV. Knitting
    • Greek: Psi Phi Omega
    1950 to Present

Companies

  • Plantatuion @ PV

    • Ponte Vedra, FL US
    • Steward

  • Bed rock const.

    • Monchupichu, Pangea MX
    • Lion Tamer

  • PS inc.

    • Mexico city, N/A MX
    • Pedro Sanchez impersonator
    Birth to Present

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