Ryan
Ryan Timmons
I couldn't care less

Male
22 years old
Seattle, Washington
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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    Ryan's Interests
Generalac/dc, ace of base, backpacking, bad religion, the beatles, beck, bob marley, breaking benjamin, camping, carbon leaf, cheating on homework, chevelle, classic movies, coffee, coldplay, cynicism, doing nothing, don mclean, ebay, the eurythmics, faking sick, french, hoobastank, jimmy eat world, keane, machines of loving grace, metallica, moderation, modest mouse, mudvayne, music, piano, piercings, procrastinating, rain, rammstein, random music, red hot chili peppers, sarcasm, sleeping, stabbing westward, stephen king, tattoos, three days grace
MusicI'll listen to most anything that doesn't suck.
Moviesa beautiful mind, the bourne identity, coyote ugly, kinsey, master and commander, ocean's 11, pitch black

I don't really watch movies.

Televisionamerican idol, family guy, futurama, the simpsons, arrested development, house, kathy griffin, etc.
Booksanonymity, damages, lord of the rings series, major conflict, youth in revolt, zero: the biography of a dangerous idea
HeroesI'd say probably superman. He's pretty badass. And he looks ravishing in that cape. I'd venture to say that pretty much anyone who wears a cape either is or could be my hero.

     Ryan's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Seattle
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Software engineer

   Ryan's Schools
University Of Washington-Seattle Campus
Seattle,Washington
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science, Math
 

2005 to 2009
Stadium
Tacoma, WASHINGTON
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2001 to 2005

   Ryan's Companies
Cisco Systems
Seattle, WA US
Software Engineer
Linksys Web Services

06/2008 to Present



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About me:

Did you know that March 31st is National Clams On The Half Shell Day? Now you do.

My name is Ryan. That’s Ryan with an R. None of this Brian nonsense. I’m a mostly normal guy: I work during the week, and I try to make the weekends not quite as boring. I like DDR and old video games. I’m honest and usually direct.

I like math and science and fast cars. I listen to Keane and Atreyu; The Goo Goo Dolls and System of a Down. I love staying out all night and sleeping straight through Sunday.

I try (without success) to speak French and to play the piano. I dislike lined paper and green Jolly Ranchers. I love good grammar, emacs keybindings, and horror movies.

I’m bad at writing bios, so I guess I’ll leave it to you to figure out who I am.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan. But I also go by any racist-sounding noun, e.g., coaster, jabber, spigot, etc.
Birthday: I'm an aries
Birthplace: All over the place
Current Location: Your basement. Yes, yours.
Eye Color: Brown is a color.
Hair Color: Brown is a color.
Height: About 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm a righty.
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: My supercool new slippers
Your Weakness: Kryptonite?
Your Fears: Things that look like spiders. I also always open the shower curtain when I go into a bathroom.
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme is the best by far.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Going three days without logging into MySpace. I'm up to 48 hours! (crazy fact: I don't even like MySpace.)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I way-overuse ellipses...
Thoughts First Waking Up: noon is still morning
Your Best Physical Feature: I can add up the change in my pocket really fast.
Your Bedtime: The earlier the better. But usually like 1am.
Your Most Missed Memory: What? No. I don't think you can miss a memory. Maybe "something you remember that you miss." Is that what you were trying to ask?
Pepsi or Coke: I'm trying to quit.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Not a fan...
Single or Group Dates: I don't really care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Why would you put ice in tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Swirl is pretty awesome too.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Doesn't cappuccino have coffee in it? I like americanos.
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: As a common courtesy, no.
Do you Shower Daily: I try
Have you Been in Love: Yeth
Do you want to go to College: Not again.
Do you want to get Married: Only if I get free cake out of the whole ordeal.
Do you belive [sic] in yourself: I believe in magic in a young girl's heart.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not a chance
Do you think you are Attractive: In that sick puppy-dog way, maybe
Are you a Health Freak: I was vegan by accident for a few days. I broke down and had a steak.
Do you get along with your Parents: All too well
Do you like Thunderstorms: If they're far away
Do you play an Instrument: I'm teaching myself the guitar and the piano (without much luck).
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Right in-between the intravenous drug use and unprotected sex.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Single or group? You can't ask me this and then not later specify.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope. Wait. Do strip malls count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate an entire box of cereal one morning. It was disgusting.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but that's not for lack of trying.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not on purpose
In the past month have you been Dumped: Like..from a moving vehicle? No. Like from a relationship? Dumped is a strong word that doesn't exactly apply.'
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does taking a bath count? If it does, then no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a pen from the guy at the bank, and I felt awful for days. I was going to give it back, but I lost it
Ever been Drunk: Jose Cuervo and I don't get along.
Ever been called a Tease: I teased the dog by pretending to throw his ball when really I just held on to it and put it behind my back.
Ever been Beaten up: I wish I were bad-ass enough for that.
Ever Shoplifted: I don't think I paid for a muffin at Safeway once, but it was a truly awful muffin, and I forgot about it until after I left.
How do you want to Die: What a stupid question to ask.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Assistant manager at a shady taco truck. It's really sort of a pipeline dream of mine. I don't have nearly enough training or expertise. Yet.
What country would you most like to Visit: I've heard the UK is nice this time of year
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: it don't matter'
Favourite Hair Color: something natural? even if it's fake. No colors that might be found in crayon form, please.
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: not gigantically tall?
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: I really don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: I thought we were talking about in a boy/girl? Oh well. I don't do drugs.
Number of CDs I own: Probably like 30. I spend way too much money on iTunes, though.
Number of Piercings: I have one.
Number of Tattoos: I have four.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 17.3. Seriously? End on a question like this? I got an idea. How about "Number of stupid questions asked by this survey:" Answer? Higher than you can count.
Who I'd like to meet:

I can't decide if I want to meet everybody or nobody, actually.


   Ryan's Friend Space (Top 4)
Ryan has 64 friends.
 sonia 


 Lady Hannah of Awesome 


 Mindyindyindy 


 Jeff 





Ryan's Friends Comments
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Heidi





Jul 4 2009 11:32 PM

new puppy?
Brooke





Jun 8 2009 7:48 PM

1.you are sosexy
2.i love you
3.rplace again?
3a.i will always be your fruitfly

:)
BRI





Oct 8 2008 12:10 AM

RYAN!!! Lunch and drinks soon?
BRI





Sep 7 2008 5:38 PM

RYAN!!!!!........... hi! :)
♥ amanda ♥





Jul 29 2008 2:30 AM

We would win, wouldn't we? Wow, that's a lot of 'w's' in one question. We're the most kick ass photogenic people ever...don't you know? Haha
Matthew Frank





Jul 12 2008 9:06 AM

Oh you really shouldnt agree with air horns and streamers because I have both and will use :) I will say hi next time I see you :)
Matthew Frank





Jul 10 2008 5:53 PM

1) You're right about the shirt thing, I actually do not recall what kinds of shirts you wear, except for the shirts I see in your profile. :)

2) We seem to get on and off at the same bus stops kind of regularly. I usually get on the bus between 8:15-8:45am at the stop in front of Rite Aid. We've never sat by each other that I can remember but maybe we should sometime.

3) I found you because my job is sometimes near dead and have a lot of time to "browse friends" haha. I saw your profile and recognized you so I thought it would be fun to make a new myspace friend and possibly a bus friend because the 15 minutes it takes to get downtown is rather uneventful.

I hope that clears it up! Just trying to be neighborly I hope you are not annoyed - That could make the bus rides awkward :)
John 존 코도바 [Jon Kko Do Ba].





Jun 23 2008 6:17 AM

hey..
life is good..
I am finally back in the states.. No more deployment! lol Just getting back to normal life, and lots of working!
John 존 코도바 [Jon Kko Do Ba].





Jun 22 2008 8:30 PM

nice new pics man
PrezWeezy





Apr 8 2008 7:56 AM

Monseiur Timmons, long time not see. How's life treatin you these days? We gotta get together some time.
BRI





Apr 5 2008 5:26 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
John 존 코도바 [Jon Kko Do Ba].





Mar 17 2008 8:21 AM

Just dropped by to say hi!

How ya been?
becky





Feb 20 2008 7:32 AM

hey buuuuddddyyy!!! whats cookin good lookin?
John 존 코도바 [Jon Kko Do Ba].





Feb 13 2008 10:04 AM

hey ryan,
Thanks for the add.. Hope you are having a good day man!

john
BRI





Feb 9 2008 5:51 AM

RYAN!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!
Bish





Jan 4 2008 8:05 PM

Thanks for the birthday wishes, how have you been?
♥ amanda ♥





Dec 28 2007 4:30 AM

sweet thanks!!! :)
♥ amanda ♥





Dec 27 2007 11:37 PM

What happened to the pictures we took with the computer?? You should put them on there too haha
♥ amanda ♥





Dec 27 2007 11:28 PM

Haha. You also know how to make someone laugh. Lol.

That was probably the coolest singing I've ever heard. Way to go. haha

I guess I'll put you back on my top friends...if you do. Lol.
♥ amanda ♥





Dec 27 2007 2:13 AM

haha i'm listening to you singing my humps!! haha it's hilarious
Bish





Sep 23 2007 7:51 AM

I thought that since we are now officially friends on MySpace I'd leave you a comment.

I just had a ton of sugar and I'm tired so I keep forgetting what I am going to say.

I guess I'll just ask you what I just asked my friend: Are Republicans allowed to have afro(how do you write the plural of afro?)s?

Have you ever seen one or is it too "anti-establishment" like a mohawk?
Lady Hannah of Awesome





Sep 17 2007 5:41 AM

How could I not see that I am in your top friends? That makes me all warm inside. Or that could be the internal bleeding. So I've bumped some unimportant person who doesn't call me anymore so that YOU are in my top eight. Do a victory lap, and/or have a victory drink. You deserve it!
Amexifurin





Sep 9 2007 5:48 AM

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!
sonia





Aug 11 2007 8:29 PM

of course you can be my friend...if you know my last name...heh
Amexifurin





Aug 4 2007 6:10 AM

just stuppin by to say "HI SEXY" hee hee ciao
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