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Sounds Like
Nails across a blackboard. My favourite pitch, timbre and tone. Not to everyone’s taste, but then often the most melodious thing you can hear, are the words ‘…say Good bye, my love…’
So, here we are, my darlings: just you, me, and this small computer screen between us. I know what you’re thinking: goodness, isn’t this a turn up for the books. A nervous look towards the door, a quick check that no one has locked it behind you. Don’t worry, anxiety is quite normal in my company. If it helps at all sweethearts, I myself am perfectly at ease – but then I know exactly what’s going to happen next...
I never have been an huge fan of technology - just like ‘change’ it smacks too much of the proletariat. “The means of production in the hands of…” oh, I never can remember those sorts of things.
Anyway, the crux of the matter is, here was a wonderful channel through which I could touch the lives of far more people than Nanny would ever normally allow - she does fret so.
(To be fair to Nanny, most of the lives I touch do seem to come to a rather truncated and somewhat messy end…) Well, you see my point. Which is sharpened nicely, and maimed, I mean, aimed with precision: right between the eyes. Don’t look away now.
Some of you may not leave alive, but then, I’m guessing you knew that already: surely my reputation prowls before me, no?
[Incidentally - I adore parties, and soirees...do feel absolutely free to contact me and enquire about booking me for an event.]
We hope you can join us on Saturday the 18th of July for the first of our unmissable monthly Wet Spot shows!
Advance tickets are still available from Rose & Co. and from www.thewetspotleeds.co.uk - plus for our monthly shows we can also guarantee that tickets will be available to buy on the door!
Roll up, Roll up, one and all, for Lord Linus Twizzle's wonderful...
!!!AVANT GARDEN PARTY!!!
As part of the 2009 Brighton Fringe Festival Linus Twizzle will be presenting one of his legendary burlesque cabaret revue's @ the Latest MusicBar on SAT 23rd MAY.
This is just a late reminder, but, tickets are still available from the fringe box office and website. Get em while they're hot, cause they're going fast!
We hope to see you all at The Wet Spot on Saturday 27th of June for another top class night! This will be our third show at The Wardrobe in Leeds, and we can't wait!
As always alongside our amazing performers you can count on seeing The Wet Spot's regular attractions such as the infamous table of tat tombola, Rose & Co. frock raffle, bunny girls and a chance to win a £50 gift voucher for Vivien of Holloway! Plus so much more!
50% of tickets have already sold so it looks set to be another full house, tickets can be bought from our lovely sponsors Rose & Co. in The Victoria Quarter, Leeds or from www.thewetspotleeds.co.uk where you can also see photo's from our previous nights in case you were wondering what to expect!
email vikki@rose-apothecary.co.uk if you would like to reserve tickets.
PLUS closer to the night we will be announcing some very, very exciting news about The Wet Spot!
We can't wait to see you there! The Wet Spot x x x
We hope to see you all at The Wet Spot on March 28th! Tickets now on sale at our lovely sponsors Rose & Co. in Leeds, and also through our myspace page via paypal! x x x
The Dames love Ruby Corset!! Your bloody fantastic! Hop we cross paths again sometime, let us know when your next performing locally and we'll be there!
hi chl...ruby, sorry didn't drop you a message last week. You look different in these clothes. And you're going to edinburgh festival - that's cool, good luck. hopefully our paths'll cross again sometime
This is your first chance to catch our new show - come along!
The Carriageworks, Leeds, Thursday 5 & Friday 6 June, 8PM
Chloe has tracked down long-lost brother Richard. only trouble is, Richard has no idea who she is. He was washed up on a beach twenty years ago, with no memory of where he came from.
Together they must face family ghosts, a set of faded newspaper clippings and an ill-fated visit to the seaside.
Part mesmirising thriller, part tender reflection on the meaning of home, this is a new play about what happens when everything you know turns out to be wrong.
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