About me:
I am what the new Homeland Security office considers to be a possible domestic terrorist. That's right, I am a conservative.
I am a tall, fat man in my early stages of getting old. Very happily married to a great gal and have a slew of kids.
Recently relocated to the land of domestic terrorist known as South Carolina and purchased a compound where my family and I can practice our conservatism without being noticed by people that think the Lord Jesus Christ has been reborn and elected president.
I drive truck across this great land of ours. I don't get paid for it, but I drive truck. You know how they say "at least you got a job"? Well, at least I got a job. I guess.
Just out of curiosity, when did we become a nation that judges a book by its cover rather than a nation that reads the details inside?
WELCOME TO MY WORLD
Who I'd like to meet:
Barack Obama so that I can shake his hand. I've always wanted to meet the man that can pull the wool over the world's eyes. It's an astonishing feat and I would like to congratulate him on getting a job. (It sure the hell isn't one well done!!!)
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