dr bronners peppermint oil soap. i like showers better than baths. i like spooning sometimes. i sleep in the nude when i'm not in my boxers. thread count is very important to me as far as sheets are concerned. egyptian cotton is good as is sateen. i appreciate the subtleties of a good hair cut. yet i rarely get one. fancy colognes. i like thrift stores but if i'm in one for to long i start to itch. exercise rubs me the wrong way but i been hitting push ups. i settle disputes with rock paper scissors or bear ninja cowboy but usually rock paper scissors. i was a huge fan of white bums, they're a rareity in detroit but a dime a dozen in nyc, like rich kids who slum it. tea and clove cigarettes are good, coffee is a bit acidic for my stomach. i try not to go to starbucks cause they're "the man" and i read adbusters and shit, but i end up there sometimes anyway. i tried to take part in buy-nothing-day. it didn't work out. just for once when i'm at some shitty bands live show and i yell free bird i'd like for them to play it. they act like they're too good for free bird like they're shitty ass songs are killin skynyrd's but the truth is, they can't handle the free bird. my mom bought me silk long johns, they're my man-gere. my favorite type of pee. vitamin pee. so so pretty. least favorite, asparagus. i can't wear any red's cause of my skins pink undertones. i drink water with lemons when i go to the bar. and sometimes at resturaunts i'll treat myself to an arnold palmer. The culligan man delivers water to my house.
音樂
boby mcgee at kareoke. If it's from detroit i prolly like it unless it sucks. i'm over rap. at least the new shit. it's official rap is pop now, that includes that underground emo-rap bullshit. I still bump the greats...I do fuck with hyphy, cause i'm so very hyphy. i've been known to go dumb. i like pinacoladas and walks in the rain i'm not into yoga and have half a brain. i like making love at midnight!... and so on. The Moldy Peaches should piss me off with all their irony but they don't. i wasn't feeling their solo shit. journey's cool, I like that one song they do. i find myself listening to that "friends in low places" song. same with the come sail away joint. i've been singing that landslide song to myself when i'm alone. year of the cat is my cell phone ring tone when my big sister calls. Tom Petty kicks ass. Violent femmes. NIN too. I used to date this korean jew chick with a speed habit that put me onto them. Man i miss her. i go through fazes. i've been into mid 90's ganster rap as of late. sometimes an artists fans will ruin it for them and make it hard for me to like them. like bob marley. cause every time i listen to him i picture some crusty white dude with a hacky sack. I fuck with Sam Cooke, Bill Withers, Otis Redding, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, curtis mayfield, frankie beverly. late 80's early 90's r&b. Let Me love you down, NE heartbreak, Guy, Tony Toni Tone shit like that. Hall and Oates. Doobie Brothers. Jesus is just alright with me. Bjork's ill. i like hearing chicks sing in french. I like songs better than artists, such is the nature nowadays. if it moves me i'll bump it. moon river, that shit'll make me cry, against all odds too. i used to fuck to d'angelo. now i don't. musicians over think it sometimes. .. ..
detroit what!!! and don't you forget it!!!!
電影
cool hand luke, heathers, big lebowski, casino, welcome home jellybean, juice, princess bride, if i say napolean dynomite, will it make it easier for you to relate to me? trainspotting. blood in blood out. awakenings,the end of it, cause it's funny. full metal jacket. about a boy. sandra bullock. i like movies that involve curses on 2000 year old books written in blood. if it has medievel fantasy with virgins being sacrificed in it, i'm there.
電視
food network. not rachel ray. yes alton brown. dirty jobs mike rowe, high stakes poker, pti, south park...
書籍
roald dahl. harry potter, on tape. david sedaris, the guy that wrote fight club. i can't pronounce his name. i was way into this medievil fantasy saga that took up like 3 months to read a nd i fell into a deep depression, it was by george r.r. martin. i used to read on the subway so i didnt have to look at people.
關於我： one time i dated a retarded girl on accident. one time this deaf chick wouldn't stop calling me. one time i fell for a stripper. my grandma says i'll marry at 30. looks like i blew it. i have commitment issues. i have intimacy issue.
i like hugh grant movies. except that last one.
hippies piss me off, but i try to be patient with them.
my family's a bunch of tree huggers. As a child we lived on a commune briefly but were asked to leave, my pop, he was a bit violent. my ma just moved back to one... go ma!!!
i was raised on most the shit these hip kids are claiming now. catch up. two things i hate, taxes and checking my voice mail. i'm an acid reflux survivor.
i'm kind of bitter but fuck it.....i just said but fuck, ha.
i got a job. i got benefets. i got business cards. you want one? I ran out... i'm a hustler homie. ask about me. google me. there was a time in my life when i was the white guy with dreads who now annoys me to no end. i probably won't read your profile, Here's a secret, nobody does. they just look for names to drop and drop them. i pay attention to zodiac signs. i don't fuck with capicorns.
or aquarius chicks for that matter. and let's just say my venus is in my tenth house, if ya catch my drift. i like the word twilight but seldom use it.
i'm a vegeterian, but i don't give a shit about animals one way or the other.
i think the peta people are a bunch of dumb asses.
ask me why i'll tell you why....."why jude?" because. nuff said. I notice alot of kids on here are fond of photoshop, that's cool, whatever, false advertisement. I'm secretly jealous of jewish people because god chose them and not me, bastards. Canada banned me from their country. no to - long distance relationships. yes to - ripe avocados and the first day of spring.
i read books. i play cards. i do crosswords at times. i like board games. i love backgammon, the game's like life you can do everything right and still lose in the end. beautiful. i had a dictionary but i lost it. i'm good at arguing but i don't like to do it. in nyc i took the e train home. now i shoot up highland and take short cuts.
i can roll anywhere and chill.....ANYWHERE style, you hear me? more places than you. my cruisability factor is high.
i'm cereal. i'm a gentleman.
i love my mom.
my little sister's the shit. my big sis kicks ass.
i went to a goth bar last year.
i wore turquois there.
i smoked cloves. i got love. ministry for life! everyday is halloween. i've been described as a dark horse.
you ain't never gonna meet a cat more honest than me. i'm trying to curb that shit. cats say i'm real. being real's over rated. wearing the right clothes to the right bar, now that's a talent... my friends like me alot. at times i'm very witty, other times i suck. i've been called a smart ass. it works well in person not so good in letters. i was born in pontiac michigan. if i don't go back to michigan every few months i get depressed. i left new york, it's cool i guess, it's like a big shopping mall, i heard it was better in the 80's. i wrote most this shit two years ago a lot has changed since then but not enough to re-do my whole page over. i'm more tired than sad. i have hope in my heart. my look for this summer is "urban wasp". i hope it works out. i send my laundry out to get done. they keep shrinkin' my shit. bastards. i take pride in my work, but it doesn't define me.
here's some shit me and my man nathan did. he shot that shit.
我想認識： people that are smarter than me so i can learn. people who are dumber than me so i can feel superior..........if you're a chick and you have a man, we don't need to be friends. bounce. i can explain but i shouldn't have to....
i wrote this blog a while ago but i'm gonna have to repost it cause it's getting bad....
ATTENTION BANDS PLEASE READ
i don't wanna be your fucking friend. i don't give a fuck about your music, half my friends make music and i don't like they're shit, i know i'm gonna hate yours..... you know how you got the little mp3 player on your home page? i don't listen to it, no one does. i'm listening to npr and you're fucking up my flow...... Hey assholes there is usually a reason your not signed it's cause your shit is garbage and generic and i know this just by the way you look or the name you use, i'm fuckin psychic. and another thing i can't read a fuckin bulliten because you motherfuckers are swamping it with posts about gigs you're playing. gigs i'm not gonna go to. look i'm a nice guy, i want to support the arts and shit like that. hell i got shitty bands on my list right now! but that's it. i'm drawing a line in the sand. you fuckers are not gonna grass roots your way across the internet through me. good luck i hope you blow the fuck up. but if you're tryin to be my pal to promote yourself, fuck off.
jude......
ps
unless you are elo, i will be friends with elo, but not good friends.... i feel like i've grown as a person since i wrote this so it may read a bit vulgar but cuss words aside that's pretty much how i feel.
i fuck wit these dudes...
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