Welcome to Rude Ranch Animal Rescue's Official Myspace Page!
Rude Ranch Animal Rescue Deployed!
In response to the devastating flooding in the midwest, Rude Ranch sent personnel and supplies to the Rapid City Iowa staging area. The van left for Iowa on Thursday, June 19 and will provide day to day medical care and support to displaced pets in the area.
Rude Ranch Animal Rescue is a no-kill, non profit animal shelter based outside of Annapolis, Maryland. Rude Ranch Animal Rescue is dedicated to the rescue, care and adoption of homeless animals in Maryland and Washington, DC area. Out goals are to find permanent loving homes for adoptable animals placed in our care; to provide a safe haven and rehabilitation to feral and neglected animals rescued from abusive situations; and to put an end to needless euthanasia because of pet overpopulation.
To learn more about Rude Ranch, including ways to help visit our official website, www.RudeRanch.org.
This page was created to celebrate the lighter side of living with pets. We hope to update it frequently with cute pictures of our residents, and their antics. Check the blog for updates about what's happening here at the Ranch. If you have adopted a pet from Rude Ranch, send us a picture!
Who Said that Your Pet Can't Function as Exercise Equipment?
Kitten Leg Lifts...An Added Bonus You Automatically Add More Weight as the Kitten Grows
Dogs as Aerobic Trainers
Calories expended throwing frisbee: 2.3
Calories expended getting $25 frisbee back from dog before its destroyed: 623
Thank you for the add. We have many animals and help to spread the word of how wonderful they are. Have a great week. God bless you and your family and staff.
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
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