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Rudy Ascott
Rudy Ascott Gosh I'd like to hump a celebrity!

Male
30 years old
Los Angeles, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 12/29/2009
Mood: virginal Mood Image
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Websitehttp://readingblows.blogspot.com/
InfluencesMushrooms
MembersJust the one.

    Rudy Ascott's Interests
GeneralActing, drinking, back talkin', sleuthing, exploring, tomboys
MusicDavid Bowie, Cake, Rasputina, Paul Simon, Cat Stevens
MoviesEvil Dead 2, Harold and Maude, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Big Trouble in Little China (which seems to be missing), Casablanca.
TelevisionHouse M.D., Scrubs, Heroes, The Shield.
BooksRitual in the Dark, The Sex Diary of Gerard Sorme, The Hedonists.
HeroesSpider-Man.

     Rudy Ascott's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Anchorage, Alaska
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Werebot.
Income:Less than $30,000

   Rudy Ascott's Schools
University Of Alaska Anchorage
Anchorage,Alaska
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Theatre
Minor: Slacking
 

1999 to Present
Steller Secondary School
Anchorage,Alaska
Graduated: 1997
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 1997


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Matt Jones Comedy

Matt Jones Comedy



Aug 26 2009 3:07 PM

Hey man. I plan on moving out there in June. How's comedy going for you?
Master_D [WIR SCHEISSEN AUF DIE FEKTER]

Master_D [WIR SCHEISSEN AUF DIE FEKTER]
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Jul 16 2009 4:23 PM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Chris James, the jokemaker

Chris James, the jokemaker



May 20 2009 10:17 PM

Thanks for the add, Rudy!
Dylan

Dylan Smith



Mar 10 2009 12:05 AM

Dude I was talking about you the other day, what have you been up too?
Joe Kilgallon

Joe Kilgallon



Feb 11 2009 6:35 PM

Hello.
Joe Kilgallon

Joe Kilgallon



Jan 11 2009 8:57 PM

Rude Dude!!!!
Cheryl

Cheryl Andrew



Oct 13 2008 7:22 PM

My baby/kitty is cuter than your EVERYTHING.
Felicia

Felicia



Oct 5 2008 3:25 PM

Ruuuuuuudyyyyyy!!! It's been too long since you've had a comment so here I am. Check out my latest blog to rate my rough draft submission to Threadless. com:

http://blog. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=blog. ListAll&friendID=30716014
Joe Kilgallon

Joe Kilgallon



Sep 16 2008 2:28 AM

Yesturday was your first night away. Dean and I played Halo 3 in your honor, we played 3 player in your honor even though there were only 2 of us. After Dean shot you for a cheap win, I became so angry I broke the back porch. We will never be the same.

Hope you had a good flight.
sisterchristian

sisterchristian



Aug 24 2008 7:13 AM

I miss huffing gas in the woods with you.
Heather

Heather



Aug 4 2008 3:54 AM

Hey there.
How have you been?
David Mascorro

David Mascorro



Jul 9 2008 5:06 AM

Thanks friend,
I'm glad we Internet together.
Tori

Tori



Jul 2 2008 5:44 PM

I'll be expecting pen pal letters when you move.
Tabitha Rae

Tabitha Rae



Jun 19 2008 8:26 PM

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Cheryl

Cheryl Andrew



Jun 4 2008 6:22 PM

You know what I really hate?



You.

Also those stupid "I just bought you as my pet!" plugins. SO. RETARDED. There are a bunch of people on my contact list doing them, too, and I want you all to know - RETARDED. Like an STD, Jesus cries when you pass them on.
Cindy CornelsEn

Cindy CornelsEn



May 24 2008 3:23 AM

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Tiffany

Tiffany



May 18 2008 9:49 PM

Hey Rudy Ascott, I just bought you as my PET!
Click to find out how much I think you're worth!



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Adam "Sarcadam" Guerino

Adam



Apr 18 2008 5:11 PM

Come show love if you get a chance. Hope all is well,
-Adam
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ChuckleDumper

ChuckleDumper



Apr 1 2008 8:46 PM


Neil Diamond Phillips

Neil Diamond Phillips



Apr 1 2008 1:49 PM

Happy Birthday from Neil Diamond Phillips!

and remember:
4/2 - Fearless Radio
4/4 - 115 Bourban Street
4/5 - Double Door
Paul.Sigwerth

Paul.Sigwerth



Apr 1 2008 1:12 AM

Happy birthday FOOL!Mr T
Jena Friedman

Jena Friedman



Mar 27 2008 2:42 PM

SEE YOU SUNDAY!
Djay Rage, Official Myspace DJ...

Djay Rage, Official Myspace DJ...
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Mar 27 2008 1:35 AM

Feliz cumpleanos! Hope you have some fun on your bday...
Cheryl

Cheryl Andrew



Mar 18 2008 9:34 PM

Seriously, at some point I'm going to have to take those studly pictures of you (commented below) off my web server, so you'll need to go ahead and put them in your regular MySpace photo gallery. Come on, stop pretending you don't like them. You know they make you look doable.
Tiffani

Tiffani Hartz



Mar 1 2008 11:01 PM

glad we got to hang the other day ! i know it was short but its better than nothing yeah?
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