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Rachel Rockwood
Stand-Up / Impersonations / Improv
Rachel Rockwood Let's get together and talk about me.

Female
26 years old
lower haight, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 12/6/2009
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Bio   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
InfluencesMother. Steve Martin. Amy Sedaris. Weed.
Albumsme and pony p dropping...

    Rachel Rockwood's Interests
Generalexamining nature, floetry, teasing loved ones, staring at my reflection, visiting Montana, writing letters, hackey sack, the classic pinup and red lipstick, earth science, functional fashion, the mix-tape, good stories, dolmas, lime sparkling water....and cheese!
MusicI like to rap and nap. look! I'm rappin' then nappin'. nappin' and rappin' rappity nap nap. zzzzz....
Movieswatch "The Room" worst movie ever made!
TelevisionIts always sunny in philly, all bad reality t.v....u know me.
Bookscurrently- Spunk and Bite, Self Magazine, and Details Magazine.
HeroesMy mom and Dad. Gwen too!

     Rachel Rockwood's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Hometown:missoula, mt
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Professional Conversationalist


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After Thoughts
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5 Funny Females
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About me:
High. I am a girl that grew up in the bounteous nature of Montana. I enjoyed my up-bringing very much. I was the kind of kid who could manipulate with charm... like faking injury for a glass of milk. Come to think of it, I'm still pretty lazy. My mother sends me 'care-packages' that always include seasonal themed socks...so, one can imagine the sweet shit rockin underneath my sneakers...I love shoes, however I ride a bike and that limits me to a constant wardrobe of lounge-wear and converse. My friend Ali has a white noise alarm clock that in no way compares to mine...I mean it's alright if you cover it with a sweatshirt to Muffle the sound that's supposed to sound like 'rain', but in actuallity, its sounds like 3 hands digging in a bag of chips...
Who I'd like to meet:
YOU. AT THESE SHOWS: Photobucket

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Jan 13 2010 8:00P
27th Birthday Show @ The Purple Onion @ San Francisco, CA

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Rachel Rockwood has 308 friends.
 Germaine 


 Alida 


 PONY P 


 hopper 


 Brooke 


 Casey J. 


 Jenny O 


 MCA 


 *SFstandup.com 


 5 Funny Females 


 Adrian Palenchar 


 Julian Vance 


 BRENDAN 


 Ben Feldman 


 Kevin OShea 


 Candy Churilla 


 Caitlin! 


 kevin 


 Paco Romane-The Romane Event is every last wed. 


 Brent Weinbach 


 moshe kasher 


 Sammy 


 The Morning Show 


 SPEECH THERAPY COMEDY 


 uni and her ukelele 





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citizen ten

citizen ten



Sep 23 2009 5:45 PM


 

super-scary pic!!!
The Original MTV WILDBOYS!!!!!!!!

C C



Aug 22 2009 5:30 AM

Is it bad to call in drunk on a friday night to get excused for work on Saturday! oh well, last shift!!!!!
The Original MTV WILDBOYS!!!!!!!!

C C



Aug 16 2009 7:43 PM

blahhhhhh come back rach, we'll rip it up
MCA

MCA



Jun 12 2009 11:30 PM

Hi RACHel! I wanted to say hi and see how ur doing, I saw your 5 funny female that's gunna be in 2 weeks, hopefully we can make it, I'd love to see it again, we also need to hang out soon, I miss you! :) Love you n chat soon!
~*EM!LY*~

Emily Morin



Jun 1 2009 3:08 PM

Just checked in on the webcast and viewed pics from Day 1... SO powerful, can't imagine the magnitude of the energy you're experiencing! I teared up a few times looking for you in the 70(+) pictures (didn't spot you but you're there somewhere-- will check again tomorrow)... GO RUDY, GO!
Mite Aswel

Mite Aswel



May 8 2009 8:53 PM

keep doing your thing Rachel, I'm glad you're keeping the funny going....
PONY P

PONY P



Apr 30 2009 3:45 AM

it's gonna be calle "crocs (as in the footwear) with socks"
inspiration comes from the unexpected...like crusty feet with bad fashion choices.
Rad Reyes

Rad Reyes



Apr 27 2009 4:52 AM

What up Rachel! It's been a while, hope everything is good with you.
inhumans

inhumans



Apr 25 2009 2:26 AM

Thank you.

Like the sweater.
Sarah

Sarah



Apr 13 2009 3:28 PM

Your confusion is understandable but no, this is an older pic. If you look at my Miami pic's its like that. However, my ass, which is not pictured is a WHOLE OTHER STORY.
Inquire privately and we can chat ;) love you bitch
Sammy

Sammy



Apr 2 2009 6:11 PM

yea, i called it, it's the old non-comedy one..but either way, flattered to make your top 26!
Kors Lyte

Kors Lyte



Apr 1 2009 1:12 AM

went well! i know i just wake up excited like every morning!!! Its gonna be fantastic:)
Rad Reyes

Rad Reyes



Feb 26 2009 9:01 AM

Thanks for the pep talk before the show...hopefully I'll see you around soon. Had more fun tonight than any other show. Remember...creepy? I just don't know about that....
Comedian Ryan Boyd

Comedian Ryan Boyd



Feb 13 2009 11:13 PM

Nice meeting you, Rachel. Good times with you hosting the other night! We gotta do it again.

Cheers,

Ryan Boyd
The Original MTV WILDBOYS!!!!!!!!

C C



Jan 31 2009 12:36 AM

..See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
..
PONY P

PONY P



Jan 25 2009 10:21 PM

D00D i can't wait to hit the L dot A dot circuit with my trick ass bitch.
fake titties and sun and thizzneyland uhhhh
~*EM!LY*~

Emily Morin



Jan 13 2009 7:47 PM

Happiest birthday wishes to you! XOXO
Heidi

Heidi OHarren



Jan 9 2009 5:12 PM

Happy Early Birthday Ms.
Rockwood! You sure rock!
cHRIS sCHIAPPACASSE

cHRIS sCHIAPPACASSE



Dec 26 2008 7:20 AM

Photobucket
Pic Vicious

Pic Vicious



Dec 26 2008 4:50 AM

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket
Adrian Palenchar

Adrian Palenchar



Dec 16 2008 10:04 PM

Thanks for the x-mas card! It's on my fridge, staring at me awkwardly.
PONY P

PONY P



Dec 12 2008 9:24 PM

testicle salad
cHRIS sCHIAPPACASSE

cHRIS sCHIAPPACASSE



Dec 9 2008 7:44 AM


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Jeff Clay Music

Jeff Clay Music



Dec 2 2008 7:02 PM

That's cool! yeah let me know!
Jeff Clay Music

Jeff Clay Music



Dec 2 2008 6:54 PM

Yes I am.
Playing out every night and recording more!! What about you? Thanks for stopping by!!
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