Helping the people of the world who just don't get it.
My other responsibilities include: corrupting the fragile minds of people in a developing country by freelance writing... although it often seems that I spend most of my time talking. I have international customers in a few different foreign trade deals now, I spend a lot of my 9-5 time giving corporate training in Hangzhou, and I even helped launch a restaurant in Wenzhou.
Now you've got an idea of how I roll.
When I'm not working: I travel to strange places, make various sketches and drawings, play with food, drink/buy/sell a lot of Chinese gongfu tea, lift weights, drink the local shitty beers, get more tattoos, shoot pictures, and make little videos.
All this, and I still find time to be a general menace to society, too! Where do I find the time?
Watch the video below... keep in mind I love Sichuan food, so this is the least I could do. See? I'm not all that bad...
Music
It's the soundtrack to your life, so choose wisely.
Movies
I have actually reached the point where I impress myself with how many movies I own now. Of course I bought them all from the filthy little black-market pirate DVD shops in China, at mere pennies on the USD.
Television
I can't be arsed with it.
Books
FLTRP COLLINS English-Chinese Chinese-English Dictionary is amongst my favourite contemporary works.
Heroes
All those nice people who fuck everything up, because they keep making me look really good! Thanks guys!!!
Those who know me, already know... you're not gonna learn anything useful about me on a MySpace page. But hey, the news isn't all bad... you could browse my pictures or my blogs if you have some time to kill. Or follow one of my more useful links below...
Hey does Maggie have a Passport, if not where is her residential thingy located. We are trying to get Yan a passport for when I got to Hong Kong this time around, and we've got many questions, some of which the internet has helped with and we were hoping maybe you had the rest. P
Hey did I leave my sketch book with you, its black and yellow and sketchbooky. I can't find it here, and I'm freakin out just a little. Help me, send me a you have it message or something. P
Hey buddy! Hope Hangzhou is all good. The summer rush has ended. I've had four classes the last two days in a row. I had to share this link with you. :) Enjoy!
Hey man. what are you up to? Is Hangzhou girl beautiful? Tell you a good news, i quit my job again, this time I fired the boss... hey hey... Do you wanna hire me ? haha
sounds like you are going to become a professional chinaman, to use the words of the Big Lebowski. Are you ever coming home. And have you at least had the good taste to show the people of your new country The Big Lebowski? Everyone should see that damn movie.
You sir, need to visit California on September 17th. You can accompany me to the Hollywood Bowl to watch Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. How have you been?
