Ron Foxx: Guitar/Vocals;
Ben Myers: Guitar/Vocals;
Eric Sexxton: Bass/Sarcasm;
Darrin Votino: Drums/Vocals;
Karen Lotyno: Percussion;
Don Coyote: All stringed instruments;
Ken Breyers: All remaining stringed instruments;
Derek Saxon: Marimba and Glockenspiel;
Peter North: Money Shots
Influences
Gordon Lightfoot,
Tico Torres,
Guy Lombardo,
Gene Krupa,
Pete Best,
Burt Reynolds,
Martin Prince,
Prince,
Pac-Man,
Celtic Frost,
Princess Diana,
Kelly Osbourne,
Devo,
Y&T,
Three Toed Tree Sloths,
Our Families,
Alcohol (in general),
Richard Dean Anderson,
Nightcrawlers,
Late summer sunsets over Cabo San Lucas,
Hand jobs,
Falstaff Beer,
We are above the influence,
Robert Johnson,
Charlie Watts,
The Pleistocene Epoch,
the Digital Television transition,
Rodney Dangerfield,
Hugh Hefner,
Al Capone,
Soup spoons,
Dick Trickle,
90/10 Ground Beef,
Lamp,
Neil Armstrong,
Gravel,
Ash Wednesday,
Paramecium,
Sasquatch,
Refrigerator magnets,
Lou Bega,
Lake Michigan,
Sperm whales,
Inverted pentagrams,
Butter churning,
Spinny rims,
Chocolate Rain,
Vanilla Fudge,
Baby bunnies,
Stanley Kubrick,
Brick Tamland,
Brian Fantana,
Terry Swails,
AA batteries,
Anarchy,
Pi,
God,
Gene Wilder,
Kanye West,
I-74,
Asbestos,
Dadaism,
Red Skelton,
Cul de Sacs,
Cobol,
Swiffer dusters,
Halley's Comet (shewling),
Roy G Biv,
Stryper,
Lorenzo Lamas,
Mouse pads,
Boxcar Willie,
Atari 2600,
Selena,
Santeria,
Chong,
The Brass Monkey,
Centrifuges,
BJ McKay,
Bear,
The number 5,
Wang computers,
Post-it notes,
Birkenstocks,
Don Dokken,
Pangea,
Lemmy Kilmeister,
Opposable thumbs,
Umlauts,
Ibex,
Universal Serial Bus,
Babe Winkelman,
Limbo,
Falam Slam,
Indigo Girls,
Muttonchops,
Members Only Outerwear,
Don Knotts (R.I.P.)
Viral Infections of Unknown Origin,
Colin Powell,
Shit,
Shoot,
Aiight,
Sockeye Salmon,
Mothballs,
Dry heat,
Hall & Oates,
Wellbutrin,
Gengis Khan,
Madeline Kahn,
Leanne Rimes,
Busta Rhymes,
Rachael Ray,
Balsa wood,
DNA,
Chaos Theory,
John Madden,
2K modems,
Lactic acid,
Didacts and Narpets,
Unicorns,
Isabel Bloom,
Tiny Bubbles,
Stupid lists, of meaningless, unrelated shit,
Plato,
Visual,
Infatuation,
With,
Our MySpace friend,
Lisa,
Oscar DeLaHoya,
Asia (the band),
Billy Mays (R.I.P.),
Ozone,
Walleye,
Rose Breasted Grosbeaks,
Simon, Garfunkle,
Lil' Smokies,
Formula 409,
Mr. T,
S'mores,
rolling stones,
Nixon (Mojo),
Skipper,
Incontinence,
Drinking until 11:00 AM,
your Mom called and it's time for you to come home now
and many, many more
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1. A Pop/Rock/Commercial band with female lead. Band must consist of 2 guitars (Prefer both guitar players to be of lead caliber. However, one lead and one rhythm is acceptable), keyboard/piano, bass, and drums. Lead vocal, followed by backing vocals, in that order, is a plus as it relates to other members of the group. Average age of the band cannot exceed 28 years of age.
* Group must have an outstanding lead vocalist. ** Musicianship throughout the entire band must be very strong. *** Group cannot currently be under any contract of any type that is related to the music industry.
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* Group must have an outstanding lead vocalist. ** Musicianship throughout the entire band must be very strong. *** Group cannot currently be under any contract of any type that is related to the music industry.
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