| Influences | Gordon Lightfoot,
Tico Torres,
Guy Lombardo,
Gene Krupa,
Pete Best,
Burt Reynolds,
Martin Prince,
Prince,
Pac-Man,
Celtic Frost,
Princess Diana,
Kelly Osbourne,
Devo,
Y&T,
Three Toed Tree Sloths,
Our Families,
Alcohol (in general),
Richard Dean Anderson,
Nightcrawlers,
Late summer sunsets over Cabo San Lucas,
Hand jobs,
Falstaff Beer,
We are above the influence,
Robert Johnson,
Charlie Watts,
The Pleistocene Epoch,
the Digital Television transition,
Rodney Dangerfield,
Hugh Hefner,
Al Capone,
Soup spoons,
Dick Trickle,
90/10 Ground Beef,
Lamp,
Neil Armstrong,
Gravel,
Ash Wednesday,
Paramecium,
Sasquatch,
Refrigerator magnets,
Lou Bega,
Lake Michigan,
Sperm whales,
Inverted pentagrams,
Butter churning,
Spinny rims,
Chocolate Rain,
Vanilla Fudge,
Baby bunnies,
Stanley Kubrick,
Brick Tamland,
Brian Fantana,
Terry Swails,
AA batteries,
Anarchy,
Pi,
God,
Gene Wilder,
Kanye West,
I-74,
Asbestos,
Dadaism,
Red Skelton,
Cul de Sacs,
Cobol,
Swiffer dusters,
Halley's Comet (shewling),
Roy G Biv,
Stryper,
Lorenzo Lamas,
Mouse pads,
Boxcar Willie,
Atari 2600,
Selena,
Santeria,
Chong,
The Brass Monkey,
Centrifuges,
BJ McCay,
Bear,
The number 5,
Wang computers,
Post-it notes,
Birkenstocks,
Don Dokken,
Pangea,
Lemmy Kilmeister,
Opposable thumbs,
Umlauts,
Ibex,
Universal Serial Bus,
Babe Winkelman,
Limbo,
Falam Slam,
Indigo Girls,
Muttonchops,
Members Only Outerwear,
Don Knotts (R.I.P.)
Viral Infections of Unknown Origin,
Colin Powell,
Shit,
Shoot,
Aiight,
Sockeye Salmon,
Mothballs,
Dry heat,
Hall & Oates,
Wellbutrin,
Gengis Khan,
Madeline Kahn,
Leanne Rimes,
Busta Rhymes,
Rachael Ray,
Balsa wood,
DNA,
Chaos Theory,
John Madden,
2K modems,
Lactic acid,
Didacts and Narpets,
Unicorns,
Isabel Bloom,
Tiny Bubbles,
Stupid lists of meaningless, unrelated shit,
Plato,
Visual,
Infatuation,
With,
Our MySpace friend,
Lisa,
Oscar DeLaHoya,
Asia (the band),
Billy Mays (R.I.P.)
and many, many more |