Name it, it's probably on my Ipod.
DARKEST OF THE HILLSIDE THICKETS, BABY!!!
Did you know that 'Ipod' means 'A Whales Vagina' in German?!? (Name the movie, get a cookie)
Movies
Hmmm...lets see...I'm on this British kick so lately I've watched alot of made-for-tv movies...
Horatio Hornblower (not to be mistaken for the sequel to Brokeback Mountain, 'Charlie Cocksucker')
Sharpe's Rifles (all 14 movies...Jesus...it was almost painful)
Aeon Flux (sucked)
Wild Things (one thumb up! The other hand was busy)
Oh, and every Harry Potter movie. Yep, I'm a dork.
Television
Waterloo Road (BBC America)
Ed Vs Spencer (Better than Jackass!)
The Robinsons (mmmm...Abigail Cruttenden...mmmm)
Books
Anything by H.P. Lovecraft
King of Torts by Grisham
Any book by Bernard Cornwall
The Prince by Machiavelli
When Will Jesus Pass the Porkchops? by George Carlin
Heroes
Admiral Halsey
The Desert Fox
Lord Wellington
Every ambulance-chasing lawyer who has the balls to show their face on late night TV to solicit business (way to break the Code of Ethics, boys!)
Mouth You are Mouth, you are adorable, But very mischievious. You're cool, and full of charm, everyone loves you except those who know you, and even then, you get some lovin'
About me: 29, Jersey Boy living in Houston, TX (hey, the money's good). Livin the good life in TEXAS!
But, JERSEY BOY FOREVER!!! WOOHOO!!!!
Friends call me Spence.
Enemies call me Mr. Spencer...or asshole...usually asshole, come to think of it...Across the table, other litigators tend to call me 'counselor'...Shit, I don't look like Matlock, do I????
Was in the US Navy for 5 years, onboard the nuclear submarines USS Portsmouth (SSN707) and USS Topeka (SSN754).
I like RUM. Straight, in coke, in juice, whatever. Just gimme lots of it.
Who I'd like to meet: Captain Morgan (he's still alive, like Elvis!)
Angelina Jolie (I'm way sexier than Brad)
Everyone on the New Jersey Devils. WOOHOO!!!!
You Are Most Like Ronald Reagan
People tend to think you're a god - or that you almost ruined the country.
But even if people do disagree with you, they still fall victim to your charms!
the formal ivitations will be sent out later. I will put directions and my cell number on there. I'm sure there will be plenty of rum for ya. Take care man,
Hey Joe. Just thought I would say hi. Hope all is well in sweet Texas. Being back in the cold weather is a bitch but otherwise things are good. Talk to you later : )
