Dancing like I'm dying, Writing, reading, making movies, theater, and helping others less fortunate than myself.
Music
Stevie Wonder, Paul Simon, White Stripes, Pavement, Willie Nelson, Anything Asia ever recorded, Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash, Zevon, Ray Charles, Lou Reed, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, Springsteen, They Might be Giants, swing, Tom Lehrer, Sinatra
Movies
Network, Cool Hand Luke, Royal Tennenbaums, Adaptation, Iron Giant, Big Lebowski, Dr. Strangelove; Planes, Trains and Automobiles; Lonesome Dove, High Fidelity, Ghost World, Punch Drunk Love, American Beauty, American Movie, the Goonies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Darren Aronofsky, Quentin Tarantino, Kubrick, Woody Allen
Television
Studio 60, Heroes, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Adult Swim, Battlestar Galactica, Simpsons, Daily Show, South Park
Books
Charlotte's Web, Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do, Suttree, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Stand, 1984, Catch-22, Fast Food Nation, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Hunter S. Thompson, Harry Turtledove, Narnia books, Ogden Nash, Shel Silversteen, Watership Down
About me: I'm the nicest guy on the planet, prone to mercurial mood shifts. I own my own business: Runaway Corn Productions. We tape weddings. Please find me work.
I'm a freelance writer, I've made 2 mockumentary short films called Cow Hunting and American Comeback. You can find their websites at www.runawaycorn.com. I'm also a stand-up comedian, but there's not a website for that. In my free time, I write letters to people. You can read them on my website, www.ryanarey.com.
Stay in school, drugs aren't cool.
Kitty Clubbing:
American Comeback Trailer
Me Doing Standup
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Who I'd like to meet: Them boys from Pete and Pete.
hey. Unless you're really trying to help me get a macy's gift card, you've been phished. you need to reset your password pronto. ;) dang. thought you really sent me a message.
hey Ryan...my DVD doesn't work. Deborah even tried to do it...and she's like...uh...it's not supposed to make that noise...but hers works just fine. Don't know...probably just my copy....but it was good...very funny!!