Bil
Bil Gaines
Bil Gaines You fight like a dairy farmer!

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28 years old
CHICAGO, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 10/31/2009
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    Bil's Interests
GeneralRunning. And skipping.

Acting, writing, directing, animating, paiting, ink drawing, making playlists on iTunes for myself before going to work, cooking, rock climbing, disco dancing, philosophizing, and playing games that are almost sports but not really (like ping pong).

MusicThis is a list that will increase ad infinitum. Any attempt to list all my favorite bands would be a futile effort, and any attempt to capture the range of my tastes in the tiny confines of a mere list of genres and sub-genres would be, in a sense, disrespectful to the musicians I admire. So, to be fair, I will create a sampler list of five that will change periodically depending on my mood, with my one favorite band always present.

- They Might Be Giants
- Bon Iver
- Band of Horses
- Of Montreal
- We Are Scientists

MoviesPretty much the same sentiment applies here. We'll do the list thingy again, with my all-time favorite always there.

- Spaceballs
- The Dark Knight
- Labyrinth
- Wonder Boys
- Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Television30 Rock, The Office (both American and British versions), House, Wonderfalls, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Lost, Sex and the City (really? Yeah.), South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Malcom in the Middle, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, The Office, The Amazing Race, MXC, Looney Tunes (old school).

And, of course, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

BooksBetter yet, let's try authors: Douglas Adams, Samuel Beckett, Albert Camus, Jack Kerouac, Gregory Corso, Allen Ginsburg, Simone de Beauvoire, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dave Eggers, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Edgar Allen Poe, Kobo Abe, Jasper Fford, George Orwell, Herman Melville, Walt Whitman, and many more.

Some authors I've been meaning to partake of: Tom Robbins, Fyodor Dostoyevski, Philip Roth, James Michner, J.R.R. Tolkein (no, I never have, fuck off).

HeroesGuybrush Threepwood!

     Bil's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Rancho Cucamonga, California
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Actor/Writer/Director/Whatever
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Bil's Schools
University Of California-Riverside
Riverside, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre (acting, writing, directing)
Clubs: Theatre department...full time!
 

1999 to 2003

   Bil's Networking
Theatre - Drama - Acting
Chicago theatre, baby! Nothin' like it.

   Bil's Companies
Dream Theatre Company
Chicago, IL US
Ensemble Member

Tip Your Waiter Productions
Chicago, IL US
Bigwig




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Free-Range Intellectualism

Matt Fuller



Feb 10 2009 2:07 AM

Very interesting........... We still on for the Olympics? My wife and I are totally crashing with you and Dev..
Summer :]

Summer Hall



Nov 14 2008 2:02 AM

oh, well no its the day
after tomorrow.
Summer :]

Summer Hall



Nov 12 2008 6:07 AM

Marthan's son Tony.
Summer :]

Summer Hall



Nov 12 2008 5:18 AM

There's another wedding this weekend.
And I got drafted into cleaning
another house by your mother.
Wanna fly back for a day
and help?
Jen

Jen



Jun 7 2008 7:11 AM

There have actually been TWO important new stories the last couple days: the Obama pound you know about, but there's also Mike Napoli's mohawk! Yes, that's right, this mohawk has been the talk of the town. ("The town" being Anaheim, naturally.) I've been sent links to like 5 dif. articles about this haircut, and the consequences of it. Here's a wonderful little piece from the LA Times, which was read to me over the phone Thursday morning:

"Superstition highway

Mike Napoli claimed he wasn’t trying to change his luck, but if the catcher didn’t enter Wednesday in a one-for-24 slump, it’s doubtful he would have been sporting a Mohawk.

“It’s the rally ‘hawk,” said Napoli, who hit a sacrifice fly and singled in the Angels’ 5-4 win over Seattle Wednesday.

“We were in the locker room [Tuesday] night, I hadn’t had a haircut in a while, and I wanted to try something different. So, I just did it. Actually, Brandon Wood did it. This is my first Mohawk.”

Napoli sent a picture of his hairdo to his mother, who “wasn’t too happy about it,” Napoli said. His teammates, however, got a kick out of it.

“It’s a good look – it’s getting us wins – but it won’t spread,” pitcher Jered Weaver said. “He’s the only one who could pull it off. He’s the only Riverside guy here.” "


....Oh, those Riverside boys.... And, yes, the "rally-hawk" seems to be working. lol. I love the news lately.
ben!

ben!



Jun 1 2008 3:07 PM

i don't really know why any story should ever deviate from this formula, now that it's been invented.

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Summer :]

Summer Hall



May 6 2008 12:12 AM

feliz cinco de mayo primo.


oh and happy birthday too!!
:]
POC: theater with a point

POC: theater with a point



May 5 2008 3:07 AM

Hey Bil,
Happy Birthday!!

From the POC
michael

Michael Gaines



Apr 27 2008 1:44 AM

Mr.
Bill how r u and your life! i havent talked to you in a long time!
Red Ink Theatre

Erin Johnson



Apr 4 2008 6:49 PM

Come welcome the misfits of Red Ink Theatre into the Chicago theatre community this Sunday, April 6th! It's $5 to get in, and you get a raffle, performances from our upcoming show iAlone, a Dance Off, drink specials and half off food!! It's at The Spot, 4437 N. Broadway.
Starts at 8pm!

Red Ink Theatre

Erin Johnson



Mar 11 2008 9:07 PM

Come rock some Guitar Hero, and support Red Ink! $20 bucks to enter. Come kick some Guitar Hero ass this Thursday at The Spot, 4437 N. Broadway. $20 includes an hour of open bar. Starts at eight!

ben!

ben!



Feb 3 2008 5:03 PM

hello other mouth.
ShowMeMusiC / J13P

ShowMeMusiC / J13P



Jan 30 2008 5:15 AM

you write one post about pushin oprah in front of a train... and everyone stops talkn to ya.. i see whose side YOUR on.

FOR SHAME!
Paulie

Paulie



Jan 27 2008 8:19 PM

yay for delayed responses and similar time zones!
Jen

Jen



Jan 17 2008 6:59 AM

True. And that alone makes it a terrific year so far. :)

You know what would make it even BETTER though? If you & Devon came to nor cal to visit me!
Jen

Jen



Jan 16 2008 5:36 AM

GAH I couldn't get in to see Bill Clinton! They just announced he was even coming THIS MORNING, cuz he only asked LAST NIGHT if he could come speak on campus today! It was free, with no tickets needed or anything. I got there like.... an hour and a half before if was supposed to start, and I was still maybe a thousand ppl too far back in line. And that room holds over 8,000 ppl. And we were right in the middle of the line, not anywhere near the end.

So I just suck.

I saw him arrive, though, when they drove by... does that count for anything?
:(
Jen

Jen



Jan 15 2008 8:23 AM

AAAAAHHHHHHH I met John Cameron Mitchell!!! What an amazing night!

Jen

Jen



Jan 13 2008 3:57 AM

Tag! You're It!

Go read my blog for more info!

:)
j.r.

j.r.



Dec 18 2007 3:10 AM

Life has been a journey!! How has your life been since Carnelian Elementary!? I always wonder about you and Watkins. Hope it's good over there.
David

David



Nov 28 2007 9:50 PM

Jimmy

Jimmy



Nov 28 2007 8:51 PM

Foo'...you know how it is. Southern California is the same temperature year round.
Jimmy

Jimmy



Nov 28 2007 5:33 PM

Whut ap Chilly Willy? Getting cold out there?
Debbie

Deborah Hammer



Nov 21 2007 7:46 PM

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D.

D.



Oct 12 2007 4:48 PM

Yes, but you have crumbled and fallen. Just tear down your walls, Mr. Gaines. It's OK.
D.

D.



Oct 10 2007 4:05 AM

So, I guess this mean I WIN. Ha. Boo yeah!
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