Russell

About me:

I'm a man with big plans. Most of the plans I developed on my couch. One day I'm going to see them happen ... one day. (As soon as 'So You Think You Can Dance!' is over) During the day, I'm an elementary school teacher. I never in my life imagined that's what I'd be doing, but somehow this is where I ended up. Each day I go in expecting it to be my last. I go in expecting to get a post-it calling me into the main office. There I'd be asked to sit down with all of the administrators and, after some awkward fumbling, we'd all agree that I have no business working with young minds. I'd agree to pack up my 'Too Cool for School' mug, roll up my 'Teacher's Do It With a Pencil' poster, and quietly leave out the back gate. Until that day, however, I'm going with it. At night I'm an L.A. comic. Night after night I beg my friends to come see me do seven minutes at some over-priced club with watered-down drinks just so I can feel like a somebody. I do this because I have a dream. I want to bring the gift of laughter to stressed-out people all over the world. I also am in desperate need for attention. Find me on MySpace and be my friend! ....