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Russell Don’t Text
Stand-Up / Blue Collar / General
Male
89 years old
Portland, OR
United States



Last Login: 7/12/2009
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    Russell Don’t Text's Interests
GeneralLiving my life to the fullest and encouraging others to do the same The Pursuit of Happyness
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MusicDe La Soul (since '88) Image and video hosting by TinyPic Common (since '92) Image and video hosting by TinyPic Wu Tang Clan (forever!) Image and video hosting by TinyPic GhostFace (if you're white, he's the one on the right) Image and video hosting by TinyPic The Beatnuts Image and video hosting by TinyPic Boogie Down Productions (R.I.P. Scott LaRock) Image and video hosting by TinyPic
MoviesMy 2 Favorites just happen to be indies.... Ghost Dog Image and video hosting by TinyPic Hav Plenty Image and video hosting by TinyPic
TelevisionBoondocks Image and video hosting by TinyPic Family Guy Image and video hosting by TinyPic Robot Chicken Image and video hosting by TinyPic Aqua Teen Hunger Force Image and video hosting by TinyPic
BooksNiggas don't read that's why I used photos to illustrate my likes. I have read 2 books on my own; sounded out EVERY word too. This was probably 70 pages but straight to the point and thank goodness because my attention span is shit. AS A MAN THINKETH By JAMES ALLEN Image and video hosting by TinyPic This is the One when I was 17 and pro black (1992). THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MALCOLM X Image and video hosting by TinyPic
HeroesCan't say that I have any heroes. I think heroes are the male version of what hope and drama represent to females. The idea of men being something they aren't only blessing us w/ false hope. Where women have heroes that essentially give them complexes about who they are only leading to too much dieting and plastic surgery. Thank you America for creating such words and ideas to only destroy our self image!


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Status:Divorced
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:They disowned me, VA
Body type:6' 2"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:High school


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Reko Escabar





Jul 10 2009 7:30 AM

I hope things are going well for you Russ. Hit me when you can.
Mikey McKernan





Jul 9 2009 3:04 PM

sooooooooo stoked you run into in denver. your set blew me away. i will hit you up the second i get to rip city.
Fu


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Jul 5 2009 9:15 PM


Check out my page
http://www.doulike.us/photos/7502245.html?b=4&w=46




Let me know if you like me YES or NO
http://www.doulike.us/photos/7502245.html?b=4&w=46

Cory Hall





Jun 26 2009 2:33 AM

You doing shows out there or what?  I'm not too sure how long I'll be here, I'm hitting the job market I just graduated and am looking for a job... pretty much anywhere.  I hope I'm around when you get back in town, if not maybe I'll be on your circuit.  Catchya mate.
Cory Hall





Jun 24 2009 10:20 PM

Hey man, I just moved up to Portland from Coos Bay. I'll be up here for a while. I hope to see you perform up here, and I hope all is well. Catchya.
Reko Escabar





May 29 2009 12:51 AM

Keep that smile on your face and your eye on the prize
JuJu





May 26 2009 8:33 AM

so where are you aT?
"The Remedy" at The Fez





May 19 2009 8:21 AM

Thanks for being our friend!

Come out and just enjoy the show, or jump in and participate (liquid courage available at the bar!).  Do you or your friends have something to share with us?

Mighty T-Dazzler





May 16 2009 5:42 AM



Tune in for the first ever LIVE streaming broadcast of me playing live THIS SUNDAY NIGHT~~MAY 17th~~from The Groove Suite nightclub in Portland.....All of the ethnic tribes of house will be reprezented fully.

Click Below for the live stream ........ 9PM-1:30PM PST

RHYTHMOLOGY RADIO

http://jammotron.blogspot.com/
Mikey McKernan





May 13 2009 7:42 PM

portland.

thanks for clicking.
Mighty T-Dazzler





May 8 2009 10:04 PM



**** stolen from DJ MAG’s “Top 100 DJ’s of The World” Collector’s Issue….

#74 SCOTT K.: Keeping the real house music alive, in the spirit of disco, and the triumvirate of house cities (NYC, Chicago, Detroit). ANYTHING – as long as it’s funky. This is doubtless Scott K.’s maxim, as the American house head sees anything that funks, grooves or moves to be house. In the lineage of Ron Hardy, Larry Levan, and MAW, eclecticism is the key.
BEST KNOWN FOR: Taking risks, breaking new music, reintroducing classics, and creating an intimate vibe.
Grayson





May 5 2009 9:18 PM

hey russell, how you been man? my suspension is up next week i look foward to playing some ball again. Damn its been so long. Did your hand ever heel? we should golf one of these days when its not pooring.
Pretty in the face. Thick around the waist





Apr 29 2009 10:35 PM

Well let us know when you find out.
TTYL
Pretty in the face. Thick around the waist





Apr 29 2009 12:02 PM

Just wanted to say hey. We miss you.
When are you coming back home?
Mighty T-Dazzler





Apr 28 2009 8:20 AM

Yo Sun....House music is SOUL Music and there ain't no mistaking it...

Check out the recording from this week's gig...

http://djmix.net/MightyTDazzler/mixes

......Spread Love
RISS SAYS: 1st Stop L.A. Next The VEG! YEAH!!!





Apr 25 2009 5:11 PM

Eccentric? When did u get rich. Thats a rich folks mood.
Howd u get it?
Mighty T-Dazzler





Apr 25 2009 7:02 AM

I'm gonna be spinning this Sunday night at the Groove Suite in PDX. Be nice to see you there. This party is going to set things off in a new direction here in PDX.

I moved from NYC to Portland and brought my house with me....

First gig recorded live in PDX Streaming broadcast.....

http://djmix.net/account.php/Mixes
Don't forget to rate it!!
Enchantress





Apr 12 2009 6:24 AM

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Pretty in the face. Thick around the waist





Apr 8 2009 10:49 PM

Just keep doing what you are doing. Make us more proud. The girls are doing good.
TTYS

Luv Ya
Pretty in the face. Thick around the waist





Apr 8 2009 11:46 AM

Well you know I have to keep in contact with you. Blood is thicker than water. Everything is good here.
Hows the comedy coming?
Pretty in the face. Thick around the waist





Apr 7 2009 2:29 PM

Just stopping by to check on you. I hope all is good.

Luv ya
JuJu





Apr 7 2009 5:19 AM

what's up cutie?
Mo





Apr 5 2009 12:55 AM

Break a "Thank You" ?!! ...have "fun" Captain Yuck Yuck.
Mo





Apr 4 2009 7:37 PM

lol ...oh yeah ...extra sexy special kinda joy ...hows the competition going?
Mo





Apr 2 2009 11:31 PM

...**confused expression**...I think thats what I just did? luck..good ..all that ?
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