Natalia
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27 years old
Zimbabwe
Last Login: 11/15/2009
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Natalia's Interests
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| General | Black Metal, Death Metal, etc, Celtic music, being with Dougie, watching TV, eating, sleeping, chainmaille armor making, painting, anything scary, cemeteries, serial killers, Edward Gorey, Tim Burton, Metal concerts, playing violin, messing with your head
<"Z"> | | Music | Empyrean Sky, Slayer, Dimmu Borgir, Strapping Young Lad, Dark Funeral, Cannibal Corpse, Megadeth, Pantera, Old Man's Child, Borknagar, Deicide, Immortal, Emperor, Korpiklaani, Viikate, Ensiferum | | Movies | Army of Darkness, The Neverending Story, Police Academy, any horror movie there is (xcept the low budget, old, and cheesy ones), Scary Movie I, II, and III, LOTR trilogy. | | Television | South Park, Strangers With Candy, Family Guy, Futurama, The Office, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Jeeves and Wooster, Poirot, Discovery Channel, History Channel | | Books | I am a short horror stories fan, crime books series, books about serial killers, classics | | Heroes | Those, who serve and protect this country.
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Dimmu Borgir, BLACK METAL GROUP \m/666\m/, Niles North HS., littlegreenlizards, CrazyHotelWorkers
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Natalia's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | Afghanistan | | Body type: | 5' 2" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
A nocturnal Republican spawned and raised in Moscow, Russia, in 1982 during the Soviet regime. Oh, the fun times! Moved to Chi-town in 1997.
My hobbies are anything that has to do with pointlessly wasting my leisure time on anything worth enjoying. I write. Alot. Doesn't mean its good, but that's what I do. I also paint, eat, watch TV, sit online, sleep, work, etc. I am a party animal, if a party means sittin around and wasting time.
I am very fun if you think that asshatness is something to laugh about.
My pet peeves are: arrogance, holier-than-thou-ness, stupidity, elitism. I am really crass, crude, and immature, so if someone has a problem with it, they can go fuck themselves.
Your Political Profile
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Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal
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Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
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Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
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Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
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75 Random Questions:
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| Do you have any pets? | no |
| What color shirt are you wearing? | brown |
| Name three things that are physically close to you: | comp speakers, coaster, clay penguin |
| What is the last book you read? | war and peace |
| Are you or were you a good student? | depends where |
| What's your favorite sport? | hockey |
| Do you enjoy sleeping late? | no |
| What's the weather like right now? | chilly and humid |
| Who tells the best jokes? | internet |
| What was the last thing you dreamed about? | getting chased in the woods |
| Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? | Drive, never crashed |
| Do you believe in karma? | no |
| Do you believe in luck? | yes |
| Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? | scrambled |
| Do you collect anything? If so, what? | nope |
| Are you proud of yourself? | sometimes |
| Are you reliable? | yes |
| Have you ever given money to a bum? | no |
| What's your favorite food? | pizza |
| Have you ever had a secret admirer? | yes |
| Do you like the smell of gasoline? | yes |
| Do like to draw? | yes |
| What's your favorite invention? | internet |
| Is your room messy? | sometimes |
| What do you like better: oranges or apples? | oranges |
| Do you give in easily? | no |
| Are you a good guesser? | yes |
| Can you read other people's expressions? | yes |
| Are you a bully? | no |
| Do you have a job? | yes |
| What time did you wake up this morning? | i work nights |
| What did you eat for breakfast this morning? | rice crispy cereal |
| When was the last time you showered? | yesterday |
| What do you plan on doing tomorrow? | goin out |
| What's your favorite day of the week and why? | Friday, i'm not workin |
| Do you have any nicknames? | Tash, Nat, etc |
| Have you ever been scuba diving? | no |
| What's your least favorite color? | burgundy |
| Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? | no |
| Would you ever go skydiving? | no |
| What toothpaste do you use? | crest lemon |
| Do you enjoy challenges? | it depends |
| What's the worst injury you have had? | herniated disc |
| What's the last movie you saw? | dont remember |
| What do you want to know about the future? | how long I will live |
| What does your last text message say? | i cancelled them |
| Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? | Olga |
| What's your favorite school subject? | art |
| What's your least favorite school subject? | science |
| Would you rather have money or love? | both |
| What is your dream vacation? | scotland |
| What is your favorite animal? | raccoon |
| Do you miss anyone right now? | yes |
| What's the last sporting event you watched? | i havent |
| Do you need to do laundry? | yes |
| Do you listen to the radio? | no |
| Where were you when 9/11 happened? | college calc class |
| What do you do when vending machines steal your money? | i kick it |
| Have you ever caught a butterfly? | yes |
| What color are your bed sheets? | multicolored |
| What's your ringtone? | its lame |
| Who was the last person to make you laugh? | Doug and Jeff |
| Do you have any obsessions right now? | not at the moment |
| Do you like things that glow in the dark? | no |
| What's your favorite fruity scent? | raspberry |
| Do you watch cartoons? | yes |
| Have you ever sat on a roof? | yes |
| Have you ever been to a different country? | yes |
| Name three things in the world you dislike: | stupid people, arrogance, humidity |
| Name three people in the world you dislike: | pick any from the Dem party |
| Has a rumor even been spread about you? | no |
| Do you like sushi? | sometimes |
| Do you believe in magic? | no |
| Do you hold grudges? | yes |
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Who I'd like to meet:
God, to see if he exists and to ask if I'm going to hell (joke, I know I do)
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| Who did you last get angry with? | my coworker |
| What is your weapon of choice? | an axe |
| Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? | yes |
| How about the same sex? | yes |
| Who was the last person who got really angry at you? | Doug |
| What is your pet peeve? | loud people |
| Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? | i keep em for a while |
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| What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? | cook |
| What is the latest you've ever woken up? | 4pm |
| Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? | my grandma |
| What is the last lame excuse that you made? | my phone wasnt workin |
| Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? | yes |
| How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? | i dont use alarm |
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| What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? | Starbux caramel fraps |
| Are you a meat eater? | yes |
| What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? | half a bottle of Russian vodka |
| Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? | yes |
| Do you enjoy candy and sweets? | yes |
| Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? | sweets |
| Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? | no |
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| How many credit cards do you own? | 1 |
| If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? | buy a house |
| Would you rather be rich or famous? | rich |
| Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? | yes |
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| What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? | graduated from college |
| What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? | see above |
| What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? | move to Cali |
| Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? | no |
| Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? | no |
| Have you ever cheated to get a better score? | yes |
| What did you do today that you're proud of? | nothin |
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| How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? | 7 |
| How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? | 7 |
| Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? | haha, yes |
| What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? | neck |
| Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? | not sure |
| Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? | no |
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| What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? | nothin |
| Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? | no one |
| If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? | i would be a pigeon |
| Have you ever been cheated on? | no |
| Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? | yes |
| What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? | strength |
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| Do you do the most often? | lust |
| Do you do the least often? | envy |
| Is your favorite to act on? | gluttony |
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