I want to live where the weather is nice all year, I could always see the stars at night, and everything I eat (including vegetables) is grilled.
Music
Hot Water Music/The Draft, Jawbreaker, The Replacements, Smoking Popes, Bruce Springsteen, Lifetime, Avail, Marked Men, Dillinger 4, Husker Du, Big Drill Car, Braid, Black Flag, Sicko, Gorilla Biscuits, Descendents, Bane, Gaslight Anthem, Circle Jerks, Hank Williams, Dead To Me, Lagwagon, Quicksand/Rival Schools, Slayer, Samiam, Rhythm Collision, Iron Maiden, 88 Fingers Louie, Horace Pinker, Dinosaur Jr, The Tim Version, Good Riddance, Shai Hulud, J Church, Lucero, anything Adam Schlesinger is involved in... and a buttload more.
Movies
The Big Lebowski is the best movie ever made by anyone. Other than that, pretty much anything by the Cohen brothers, good sci-fi, cheesy sci-fi, all horror flicks that aren't American remakes of better Japanese movies, and so on and so on. The long and short of it is, I'm a huge movie nerd.
Television
I dig The X-Files, Lost, Law and Order, The Simpsons, Futurama, food shows (especially Man Vs. Food,) and pretty much any cable show I can watch On Demand in those weird hours between 3-7 when I can't sleep. Lately I've been really into Big Love, True Blood, Californication, Dexter, Entourage, and The Life and Times of Tim.
Books
If it doesn't suck, I'll read it. Especially if it's Edgar Allan Poe.
About me: I love living in Baltimore way more than a person who doesn't care for homeless drunks should. I should have outgrown punk rock 10 years ago. I have a not so secret love affair with National Bohemian beer and Jameson Irish whiskey. I am a semi-reformed late night pugilist. I smoke dozens of cigarettes a day and don't want to quit. Most people don't know my last name, nor will they ever. I have an absurdly large collection of fantasy novels that I can't seem to bring myself to get rid of. I'm a better cook than Bobby Flay. I am not as good of a guitar player as J. Mascis, but I do tend to rip him off. I don't sleep. While you are reading this, I'm probably taking your mother out for a steak dinner. And I'm not going to call her tomorrow.
Who I'd like to meet: One Republican who isn't a narrow minded asshole. One bum who actually wants me to buy them food. One dude from Hampden who isn't named Ricky. Mr. Boh. EZ Money.
As always, please tell every single person that you know. Run up to stangers on the street and grab them by both shoulders, shaking them and screaming "Doug Stanhope is Coming! Doug Stanhope is Coming!"
Put sandwich boards on the homeless. Put it on a streamer and run across the Phillies outfield fat and naked.
stop by next wednesday and say hi for my birthday!!! i hafta work so you know where i'll beeeeee DO IT. please :o) ...i'll give you your book back if you doooooooo lol
Hey there, hope all is well. Just wanted to let you know we got our music up on iTunes, go check it out if you get a sec. Just click the image below, thanks! - Roslyn
hey hey bobby hiney!! whats up stranger? i miss you! and i know you're super pist right now kuz i just called you bobby hiney! HA! we should hang out some time kuz i never see you anymore! that is all. =-)
as a matter of fact im getting ready to order a cheesesteak from the fine people at dominics subs and pizza and then watch the road warrior / beyond thunderdome two pack dvd i scored for 5 bucks today . it might just be a perfect evening . lol
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