About me:

- .. Born in Southern Illinois long time ago. Now dad, artist of sorts, teacher, son, friend, champion of fathers rights, and searching for the best cup of coffee in the world. Enjoy being dad, art, friends, home, dry humor, family, hotels, satellite television/radio, learning about stuff, snow, and thunderstorms. Would love to be a storm chaser but not smart enough. Don’t enjoy deadlines, turtlenecks, SUVs, sleepwalking, tanning beds, Broadway musicals, urban America, abusing drugs, fashion trends, people that drive like idiots, and marriage. Only someone who is bored would take this survey.

When was the last time you dusted your furniture?: I prefer to call it a protective coating that cannot be disrupted.
Are you overweight?: I don't think so.
Do you flat iron your hair everyday?: what kind of idiot wouldn't?
Are you obsessed with the book Twilight?: I'm obsessed with not reading it.
What are on the walls of your room?: paint
Do you think that shy people are annoying?: people in general are annoying
Are you an organized person?: not since May 2002
What time do you wake up on week days?: between 3 and 5 in the morning
What time do you wake up on week ends?: around 6
Do you prefer paper clips or staplers?: paper clips
How many videos on Youtube have you watched?: no idea. Not that manyactually.
Have you ever played the scary maze game?: don't even know what it is.
Have you ever got so scared that you wet yourself?: I've been pretty scared but not THAT scared.
Have you ever laughed so hard that you started bawling?: no
When was the last time you were in total bliss?: still waiting for that one.
In your opinion, what is the worst song ever?: There is no way I could possibly choose just one.
Do you eat dessert first?: I eat what I'm craving and if it happens to be dessert so be it.
What's today's date?: 11-15-2008
What do you find very interesting?: that water spot on the ceiling
Do you wear goggles when swmming?: no
What do you like to do in your spare time?: sleep
Do you think it's way too expensive at Abercrombie and Fitch?: for me it is
When you type "lol," do you literally laugh out loud?: of course
When you type "rofl," do you roll on the floor laughing?: I do it even when I don't type it.
Do you have a tendency to procrastinate?: that is an art I have mastered
The earth is round, correct?: I haven't checked but I believe it is somewhat spherical
What's your religion?: I'm pretty fond of Christianity but some of those other ones had some decent ideas too.
What was the last CD you bought?: Probably U2: The Joshua Tree (20th anniversary deluxe edition) I don't buy CDs all that much. The only stuff I buy is that which I can't find online (legally of course)
How many stands of hair do you have on your head?: no clue and really don't care
Do you shave your armpits?: yep
Do you projects on last minute?: ?
What's up?: you tell me
What do you plan on doing when you grow up?: stomping out crime in Gotham
Are you albino?: lol
Whoa, what's that on your face?! o_0: ?
Just kidding. There's nothing.: rofl
What internet browser are you currently using?: internet explorer. How boring is that?
Are you good at photoshop?: eh. Who has the time?
Are you confident or a ittle insecure?: I'm confident that my insecurities aren't going away anytime soon.
Is High School Musical 3 a movie that you wouldn't want to see?: that pretty much sums it up
Do you like to play with dolls?: Barbie or inflatable. I don't discriminate
Do you run with scissors?: Most of the scissors I see daily barely cut paper much less a major artery or vital organ. What's the harm?
Describe your worst nightmare.: no
Describe the best dream you ever had.: no again
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It's All About Me!
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What did you have for breakfast?	oatmeal
Who do you love?	my family (all ya'll)
Where were you born?	in a crossfire hurricane
Where are you?	my home
Where do you wish you were?	here
Are you happy with your life?	it's alright
Do you cry a lot?	no
Do you make people angry?	quite often
Do you like who you are?	sure
Are you random?	yes I am
Do you like the cold?	yes
Do you like the heat?	no
Aren’t thunderstorms awesome?	yes, except when they tear up my house
Do you like to walk in the rain?	no
Isn’t walking in the leaves romantic?	no
Do you have any one in mind that you want to walk in the leaves with?	I do have someone in mind but leaves don't play a part in it
Do you like expensive things?	not if I can get a cheap alternative
Have you been called a slut before?	not to my face
Did it bother you?	it wouldn't
Why do you smile?	because life is funny
What makes you smile?	the crazy things that happen to me.
Do people asking you too many questions in a row bother you?	no
Why?	Cause if I don't like the question I can just lie and get them off my back
Do you like cameras?	yeah
Do you like taking pictures?	very much but then I like to draw on them
What is the weather like out side?	cloudy with drizzle
Are you happy you are alive?	since I don't have firsthand knowledge of the alternative I'll say yes
What or who makes life worth living?	Rob
Do they feel the same about you?	I think so
Do you like looking up at the stars?	not really
Ever wanted to go into a black hole thinking it may take you back in time or forward in time?	can't say I have
Ever thought you were in love?	yeah but it was just a phase
Do you like puzzles?	no
How about word searches?	boring
Do you like coloring?	only if I drew the picture
Can you stay in the lines?	where's the fun in that
What do you like better, colored pencils, crayons, or markers?	liking markers at the moment
Can you type fast?	yes but not very well
What have you been labeled?	Alot of things, 80% of which are not even close to the real me
Do you want to move?	only if someone else does all the packing and the physical act of moving. If so I'm there.
If yes where do you want to move to?	I don't know
How come?	Not many places around here that are much better than my current locale
Do you think the one you love is taking you over?	you mean am I possessed?
Are you a geek?	yeah
Are you good at math?	hell no
Are you good at history?	somewhat
Are you good at English?	okay
Are you good at science?	hell no
What other languages do you speak?	Swedish
Can you count in them?	if I use my fingers and toes
Do you think you are a nice person?	yeah
What is the worst pain you’ve ever felt?	losing my son to unfortunate circumstances
Where is your favorite place to be?	home
Do you want to die?	not yet.
What did you have for lunch?	peanut butter
What do you have in your cup/bottle?	coffee
Do you smoke?	I have and may again someday
Do you drink?	hardly ever
Do you like swimming?	no
Have you ever swam in the ocean?	yeah. It's overrated
Swam on the waves?	huh?
Was it fun?	?
Have you ever walked out on the break water to a light house?	Every morning with Oprah
Ever been inside the light house?	no but I would love to have one.
Ever climbed rocks?	boring
Was it fun?	boring
Who did you do it with?	climbing?
Did they have fun?	?
Do you like the ocean?	it intimidates and scares me
Why?	it's so big and mysterious
Name two people you miss really badly:	Rob and Michael
Where are they?	elsewhere
Have you lost any one close to you?	yes, some very good friends
Ever witnessed some one dieing?	don't wanna answer that
Do you know who it was?	not answering
Ever been to any funerals?	horrible things that should be outlawed in their current form. Brutal
Do you like funerals?	duh
Are you morbid?	no
Do you know what the word Exodus means? If so explain:	yes it means to leave someplace for another better place
Do you know what the word Eccentric means? If so explain:	yes, doing things in your own unconventional way
Do you know what the word Solitude means? If so explain:	yes, living in your own world with no outside interference
Do you think you are smart?	no
What grade are you in?	13th
Do you want to go to college?	no
What do you want to be?	a model and talk show host
Do you have a job?	yes
Do you like it?	it keeps the lights on
Do you get along with your boss?	eh
Do you get along with your parents?	yeah
Do you have any siblings?	a beautiful sister
Do you get along with them?	sure
Have you ever been in a fist fight?	yes
Have you ever gotten detention?	no but I've assigned a few
Have you ever been suspended?	no
Have you ever been expelled?	no
How many nicknames you got?	not really
What are they?	?
Who gave them to you?	?
Have you ever passed out from being drunk?	yes but not in a long time
Have you ever had sex?	With another person? Well I have a kid so I did at least once
If yes who was your first?	Nonew of your business but I miss her very much and would love to see her again someday
If no who do you want to be your first?	na
What is your worst habit?	procrastination
Do you have any animals?	nope. Do good to take care of myself and the kid
Are you cold?	no
Are you happy?	about as much as I ever am
Are you sad?	about some things
Are you confused?	always
What time is it?	Hammer time
When do you have to go to bed?	whenever the hell I want
Do you believe in magic?	no
Do you have your own room?	several of my own
How many windows are in your room?	depends on which room
What size bed do you have?	twin
Do you do your own laundry?	yes but the kid is learning how shortly
Do you want to get married?	no no no no and no
Do you want kids?	couldn't live through another
Do you like doing surveys?	about once every 6 months
Is any one mad at you?	Oh I'm sure someone is
What is bothering you right now?	that ticking clock and my neighbor mowing this yard at 8:00 pm
Who do you truly hate?	I don't know. Hate is such a strong word to attach to someone
Does any one like you?	I think so
Are you shy?	sometimes
Have you ever asked any one out?	yes
What’s your relationship status?	dancing with myself oh oh oh oh
What is your sexual orientation?	I don't feel much attractiuon to anyone or anything these days
What color is your room?	multi color
What color is your bathroom?	same
How many times have you moved?	6 I think
Do you like clowns?	not particularly
Do you like cheerleaders?	not the ones I've met
Do you like preps?	boring
Have you ever had heat stroke?	maybe
Do you like going to the beach?	no
Who is the last person you went to the beach with?	Mike and Jen
Who is the last person you went to the movies with?	Rob
Who is the last person you went to the mall with?	Rob
Who is the last person to call you?	Julie
Who is the last person to IM you?	Vanessa I think
Who is the last person to E-mail you?	Rob
Who is the last person you IM’d?	DJ
Who is the last person you E-mailed?	Rob
Who is the last person you called?	Julie
What do you use to IM?	a computer
What is your home page?	MYSPACE
How many e-mails do you have?	ALOT
Do you hear voices?	I'm not totally deaf so yes
Do you see dead people?	no but that would be so cool
Do you like to blow bubbles?	eh
Have you ever eaten any bubbles?	my God what kind of question is that
Do you like unicorn horns?	yes
Don’t they taste good?	delicious
Do you like candy apples?	no
Do you like cotton candy?	no
Do you enjoy fairs?	no
Do you like playing with fire?	yes
Have you ever been in an ambulance?	yes
Have you ever had stitches?	yes
Have you ever had any ex-rays?	yes
Ever had to have surgery?	nothing major
Who or what were you named after?	Sir. William Anthony Hopkins
What is in your nightstand draw?	nightstand?
What is your favorite scent? boy	Irish Spring
What is your favorite perfume?	?
What is your favorite store?	Kroger
Where did you get your clothes you are wearing?	KMart, Target
Do you like to go to the mall?	boring
What do you fear?	not seeing Rob grow up
What did you have for supper?	peanut butter
ABOUT ME
What is your full birth day?	Nov 19 1966
Where were you born?	the hospital
At what time were you born?	?
How old are you?	42
Where do you currently live?	a house
Do you live near the coast?	no
What is your favorite month?	January
What is your favorite season?	winter
What is your favorite holiday?	Christmas
What is your favorite time of day?	5 pm
What is your lucky number?	?
What is your favorite food?	spinach lasagna
What is your favorite non alcoholic drink?	COCA COLA
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?	anything Irish
What is your favorite band?	the White Stripes are the current fav
What is your favorite kind of music?	ROCK AND ROLL
What is your favorite color/s?	?
Did you enjoy this survey?	a bit long
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