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Ryan
Stand-Up / Blue / Jokes
Douche-a-potamous

Male
27 years old
HOUSTON, Texas
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
Mood: ninja Mood Image
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   Ryan's Comedian Bio
Bio
RooftopComedyRooftopComedy
InfluencesLong nights of drinking and good friends.
TV ShowsYou might have seen me on huntsville TV and whats that other thing? Oh yeah Last Comic Standing
AlbumsWell I have a dvd made but I dont know if I'd call it an album just yet

    Ryan's Interests
GeneralWell I like Movies, games, art, stand up comedy, going out, drinking, poker, senseless acts of inane randomness, ect
MusicWell I like lots of stuff from NIN to blackalicious to mindless self indulgence
Moviesum. Batman (the origional and new ones), Momento, Donnie Darko, Butterfly effect, Man on Fire, Boonedock Saints, Eternal Sunshine, Primer the list goes on
TelevisionDont get to watch as much as I'd like to but Adult swim tops the list probly other then that most things on comedy central or cartoon network...thats right cartoon network what?
BooksStranger in a Strange Land, American Psyco, Preacher, House of Leaves, V for Vendetta, The Watchmen, The Running with the Demon triology, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
HeroesThose that got away
Groups: [adult swim]Toontown rox♥The Obituary Club♥MS Painters and MS Paint Teachers of AmericaCheck Out This Band!Rock TalkHouston Comedy CircuitCara's Collaborative Community Arts Group

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     Ryan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Ingleside Tx
Body type:6' 2" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:3rd funniest Comedian in Houston
Income:Less than $30,000

   Ryan's Schools
Ingleside H S
Ingleside, TEXAS
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
 

1996 to 2000


   Upcoming Gigs
May 20 2009 8:00P
Medusa Lounge Harlingen TX
May 26 2009 8:30P
Average Joe’s Sports bar Laredo TX
May 27 2009 8:00P
Cine El Rey McCallen TX
May 28 2009 8:00P
Galaxy Bowling Brownsville TX

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   Ryan's Blurbs
About me:
Born and raised in South Texas Ryan Thauburn has been entertaining audiences for the better part of a decade now. As the newest member of the Whiskey Brothers he goes around bringing his unique brand of comedy and alcoholism to stages all over the United States and soon over to the troops overseas. Having recently placed in the Houston's Funniest Person Contest and made an appearance of this season of Last Comic Standing this tall drink of Texan funny is a show you can't afford to miss ..
Who I'd like to meet:
Like minded souls who can kill hordes of zombies at a moments notice. Im assembling an army.

   Ryan's Friend Space (Top 12)
Ryan has 297 friends.
 Cin 


 Emery 


 Generation Franchise 


 Jacline 


 Sam Demaris 


 curiosity awoke the ali 


 Slade Ham 


 You can call me Mr. Glazner 


 Payton 


 roach 


 i Candi 


 Flawless Escape 





Ryan's Friends Comments
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Keisha Hunt





Jul 6 2009 11:22 PM

what ryan << yeah buddy!!

show almost sold out!!!

but i need your help to make it a full out success!!


sept 10 sept 10 aept 10 live dvd taping for houston own keisha hunt

PRESALE TICKETS ARE HERE FOR $10 TIL JULY 15TH call                832-452-0480         for ya presale tickets


this is an history making event

keisha hunt is the first feamale comedian from houston to headline and tape her dvd at the houston improv!!! this show will sell out

Sol-caritas would love to thank you for your support and continued support YEAH BUDDY!

you know keisha hunt from
Last Comic Standing
Jamie Foxx's Foxx hole radio
Jamie Foxx presents americas funniest comics v.4
bet's comic view
bill bellamys who's got jokes


and many more stay tuned for keisha hunt YEAAAHHH BUUUDDY!

for booking please contact www.sol-caritas.com
*StickyGirl Lauren*.Element Fri.Plush Sat.





Jul 2 2009 8:36 PM

PLUSH LOUNGE is the NEW spot to be =]
[2700 Milam]
msg|comment|txt|call for details!



♥ StickyGirl Lauren
Cin





Jun 28 2009 5:28 PM

I'm sorry you aren't feeling good. Wish I could have your no voice for you. =)
Cin





Jun 27 2009 8:41 PM

*sigh* miss you
Cin





Jun 4 2009 11:43 PM

Congrats on lvl 10. However, you should keep in mind I'm still 12 levels ahead. MUwhaHAHAHahah
Cin





May 27 2009 3:42 AM

Hey Buttass. Hope you're killing at your show. Also, try the Cherry DP. Seriously, it's awesome. Love ya!
Realnicerecords.com





May 24 2009 12:35 AM

We are pleased to have Ryan do the VALLEY COMEDY TOUR. Don't miss out on the fun!
*StickyGirl Lauren*.Element Fri.Plush Sat.





May 20 2009 6:53 PM

Got plans this weekend?
Lemme help...







♥ StickyGirl Lauren
Keisha Hunt





May 17 2009 8:47 PM

TWITTER.COM/KEISHAHUNT

YEAH BUDDY!! COMEDY AT HOUSTON IMPROV WITH HOUSTON'S OWN FROM NBC LAST COMIC STANDING AND JAMIE FOXX PRESENTS AMERICA'S FUNNIEST COMICS V4 .

IT'S KEISHA HUNT KEISHA HUNT KEISHA HUNT!!!!!

JUNE 4TH GET YA TICKETS EARLY THEY ARE 20 AT THE DOOR FOR PRE-SALE TICKETS CALL 832-452-0480/KIDONE_COMEDY@YAHOO.COM

JUNE 4TH HOUSTON IMPROV

TWITTER.COM/KEISHAHUNT
Cin





May 14 2009 8:05 PM

Huggggggs!!!!!
Cin





May 10 2009 9:42 PM

Hey Thauburn! Yeah! You! Hey! I'm bored. Love you.
Protege "Expose Yourself"





May 8 2009 6:18 PM


Free website - Wix.com
R.I.P. JIM





Apr 26 2009 3:02 AM

Chinese Sick Day

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.



The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.

*StickyGirl Lauren*.Element Fri.Plush Sat.





Apr 16 2009 3:14 PM

Leaving some Sticky ♥

-StickyGirl Lauren
Shannon





Apr 12 2009 12:56 AM

Hey Bud. That was a great "Rooftop" show. Hadn't seen it yet. I'm giving it a 9.9 out of 10, or... Eleventy! Choose wisely.
curiosity awoke the ali





Apr 8 2009 4:37 PM

my buddy amanda scheduled a photoshoot with me & abs for next wed. & i think cindy should try & make it out too. i'll fill you in when i find out where the location will be.
*StickyGirl Lauren*.Element Fri.Plush Sat.





Mar 27 2009 10:36 PM

Hey!
Just wanted to invite you out tonight to see Frankie J at Level Lounge(412 Main St)!!
Message me if you want to get on my Guest List or have any questions!!
*GO TO MY PAGE TO HEAR HIS ANNOUNCEMENT*

♥ StickyGirl Lauren and Frankie J



...and he'll be performing!!
Cin





Mar 14 2009 4:18 PM

HAPPY 1 YEAR!!! WOOOOOO!!! BBE.
Payton





Mar 3 2009 12:11 PM

my birthday is coming up... free artwork?
Cin





Feb 28 2009 12:57 AM

This just in:

Ryan becomes President of Awesomeville. Thanks Thundercats for support.
Payton





Feb 25 2009 8:02 PM

selling artwork! thats awesome, im so proud of you. not surprised though, you're so good at it.
to who, where, how much a pop?
Cin





Feb 25 2009 7:05 AM

I was right the whole time!

..
Payton





Feb 22 2009 12:55 PM

hows it going? miss you big brotha~
curiosity awoke the ali





Feb 3 2009 12:41 PM

piper just talked in her sleep. she said she missed you.
Cin





Feb 1 2009 6:40 AM

Mine.
*hug*
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