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Ryan Dalton
Jokes / Stand-Up / Alternative

		twitter.com/ryandalton. Yeah..I know. It hurts to just TYPE that. Woof. Male 33 years old Lakewood, OH United States Last Login: 7/8/2009
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/ryandaltoncomedy

Ryan Dalton's Comedian Bio

Bio
Influences
Members	YOU CAN EMAIL ME @ THERYANDALTON@GMAIL.COM, and follow me on TWITTER.COM/RYANDALTON
TV Shows	AT&T SPOOF MAN IN THE BOX BLOOPERS! - SPEAKER PHONE RYAN
Films	"Dirty Jobs" Spoof The Maxwell show Christopher Walken, Maxwell, and Stansbury playing "Rock Band" 10/8/07
Albums	Tragically Unemployed: Episode 1 - Obligatory Wacky Heist Tragically Unemployed-Pickpockets episode

Ryan Dalton's Interests

Music	The Black Crowes, The Sword, Oasis, Deathklok, Queens of the Stone Age, The Doctor Teeeth, The Eagles of Death Metal, Jay Z, Notorious B.I.G, Gang Starr, The Allman Brothers, The Animals, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Black Keys
Groups:	TONKA, Cringe Humor, aoneproductions.com comedy collective (standup comedy and stuff), Bastards Unite!, Ohio Young Democrats, Kent State Basketball Fans, Jack Hammer's Drunken Circus, University of Put-In-Bay Alumni View All Ryan Dalton's Groups

Ryan Dalton's Details

Status:	Engaged
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Kent, Ohio
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Children:	Someday
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Stand up comic

Ryan Dalton's Schools

Kent State University-Main Campus
Kent,Ohio
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Marketing
Minor: loitering
Greek: Sigma Alpha Epsilon

1994 to 1998

Ryan Dalton's Clips

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Clips: 6

Total Plays: 108194

Plays Today: 2

Ryan Dalton on Comedy Central's Live at Gotham

Run Time: 353

Plays: 929
Comments: 2

Pickwick & Frolic - October 2008

Run Time: 304

Plays: 386
Comments: 0

Ryan Dalton Previews KNOCKED UP for MY43.NET!!!

Run Time: 30

Plays: 1769
Comments: 8

How do you goof off Cleveland?

Run Time: 71

Plays: 919
Comments: 6

This Rocks! This Sucks!

Run Time: 58

Plays: 723
Comments: 7

Gorilla picking his nose

Run Time: 15

Plays: 103468
Comments: 427

Upcoming Gigs

Jul 12 2009

8:00P

Miami Improv with Steve Byrne (July 9th-12th)

Miami FL

Jul 19 2009

8:00P

Huntington WV, Funnybone (July 16th-19th)

Huntington WV

Jul 25 2009

8:00P

Bogey’s Comedy Club (July 23rd-25th)

Willoughby OH

Aug 13 2009

8:00P

Hilarties 4th st. Theater (Aug 11th-13th)

Cleveland OH

Aug 29 2009

8:00P

The Funny Stop (Aug 25th-29th)

Cuyahoga Falls OH

Sep 13 2009

8:00P

Toledo Funny Bone with Odyssey Michaels (Sep 10th-13th)

Toledo OH

Sep 27 2009

9:00P

Denver Improv with Billy Gardell (Sep 24th-27th)

Denver CO

Oct 11 2009

8:00P

Columbus Funny Bone (Oct 6th-11th)

Columbus OH

Oct 24 2009

8:00P

Deja Vu Comedy Club (Oct. 22nd-24th)

Columbia MO

Nov 15 2009

8:00P

Cincinnati Funnybone with Bert Kreisher (Nov 12th-Nov 15th)

Newport KY

Nov 22 2009

8:00P

Jr’s Last Laugh (Nov. 19th-22nd)

Erie PA

Dec 20 2009

9:00P

Richmond Funnybone (Dec 16th-20th)

Richmond VA

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Don Jamieson (VH1's That Metal Show) at Peabodys in Cleveland, Friday May 8th!!!! (view more)

SEX, DRUGS, COMEDY, AND ROCK AND ROLL AT THE CLEVELAND HOUSE OF BLUES JAN. 22ND!!!! (view more)

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momma amber	Jul 7 2009 1:33 PM ahh no good. i saw your schedule said DC in decemeber!!?! dc isnt that far away...hahaa. road trip!
K Dizzle	Jul 2 2009 6:09 AM Hey I was wondering if you could send us like some copies of your CD like autographed V.I.P. style I've been telling my roommates about your stuff I want to give em something to listen to. Also I really want to meet Brian Regan, I heard you know him...I hope you can meet these demands man if not you might lose a fan...Im just sayin haha
momma amber	Jul 6 2009 10:12 PM get your ass to vb again. thanks!
Tina	Jul 1 2009 11:25 PM
Davon	Jul 1 2009 5:55 PM Hey!! So, how goes it? Check out my new shirts, you can now help me tour by donating some bucks to my cause to tell my funnies all over the place. Oh and if you have twitter you should follow me.. I'll return the love Davon Magwood
Intolerance Records	Jul 1 2009 1:21 AM Music to punch a nun in the face to.
mike	Jun 30 2009 3:50 PM Thanx for adding me! Your awesome on the Maxwell show can't wait till your on again!
PRISCILLA	Jun 29 2009 11:42 PM
www.uncensorednetnoise.com	Jun 23 2009 4:16 PM
David Matthew Cummings	Jun 20 2009 12:49 AM Christopher Walken on the Maxwell show.... dude. AWESOME! See you in Willoughby coming up!!
momma amber	Jun 19 2009 4:09 PM you should send me a cd. mmmhm.
David Matthew Cummings	Jun 16 2009 2:54 PM Dude, you are hilarious!! I have never laughed so hard in my life at your videos on here!! Especially when you said, "Is that a gray hair?!"
"Heather Jane"	Jun 14 2009 11:14 PM Not that we are considered OBESE by no means...(and on a guy, being too slender is kinda, well, not so hot...so, I say eat them krispy kremes and enjoy)...but look at this: DEF rent some comedies...since, I guess it's bad to laugh at your own jokes, even though I do! haha Being overweight can make you feel miserable, but if you want to lose those excess pounds, you’re better off trying to have a good laugh. New research published in the International Journal of Obesity has discovered that laughter really is the best medicine for a weight problem. The small study included 45 pairs of adult friends, who were shown either funny or serious film clips in a room that was set up with equipment to measure the amount of calories burnt and to monitor the rate, duration and type of laughter. The participants also wore heart monitors to measure their heart rate. The researchers discovered that laughing increased both heart rate and calorie expenditure by up to 20 per cent – and the longer participants laughed for the greater the effects. Using the results, the scientists then went on to calculate that just 15 minutes of laughter a day will burn 10 to 40 calories, depending on a person’s weight and the intensity of the laughter. That’s enough to shift between 1 and 4lb a year.
Patricia Barrigher	Jun 14 2009 8:54 AM What city and state? Comedian-Screewriter Columbia, MD, USA
Mr. Selfdestruct	Jun 14 2009 1:49 AM Yes you may... SO DO WE!!!
Keri	Jun 12 2009 7:09 PM Berlin was sweet!!! Paris always smells like piss in summer...dont ride the metro in August. Just take my word on that.
Ms. Fever Blister	Jun 11 2009 10:10 PM Hey darling!! Thanks so much for wanting to be my friend... If you are ever in L.A and want to catch a show- drop me a line and I can make that happen.. I will be spending more time in good ol' Clevo in the upcoming months.. It will be great to be back home :) Anyways.. I have plans to bring some new and exciting stuff to my home town I'm always looking to network and meet fabulous people!! Hope to see you around! XX Fever
BRANDON GABRIEL	Jun 11 2009 3:50 PM Hey. Thanks again for the support. I'm truly greatful. Be sure to comment on my work once you have the time! PEACE!
Comedian Charles Michael	Jun 10 2009 8:20 PM LMFAO
Kat	Jun 9 2009 4:54 PM Saw the mention in the PeeDee. Congrats!
Jillian	Jun 8 2009 10:03 PM Probably Thursday or Friday...I'll let you know....I have to see when my friend can come with me. yay!
EyE CANDY (Look but don't touch!)	Jun 8 2009 9:25 PM Is this in Cleveland????
Jillian	Jun 8 2009 8:40 PM Are you gonna be at the funny bone all weekend?
Some Dude that looks like Pierre McManus	Jun 8 2009 6:23 PM I will do my best to get there..
Patricia Barrigher	Jun 6 2009 8:09 PM Thanks for the add! Be Blessed, Comedian-Screenwriter Bladensburg, MD, USA

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