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Ryan Dalton
Jokes / Stand-Up / Alternative
"To lessen my troubles, I stopped hanging out with vultures"

Male
32 years old
Lakewood, OHIO
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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WebsiteTHERYANDALTON.COM
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TV ShowsRyan Dalton Live at Gotham Broadcast Party
Films"Dirty Jobs" Spoof This is a preview from my upcoming performance on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham" .. Runaway Box webisode, "Speaker Phone Ryan" The Maxwell show Christopher Walken, Maxwell, and Stansbury playing "Rock Band" 10/8/07
AlbumsTragically Unemployed: Episode 1 - Obligatory Wacky Heist Tragically Unemployed-Pickpockets episode The Skyline Chili Coney Dog Disaster Steve Byrne, Skyline Chili experience.

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Groups: TONKACringe Humoraoneproductions.com comedy collective (standup comedy and stuff)Bastards Unite!Ohio Young DemocratsKent State Basketball FansJack Hammer's Drunken CircusUniversity of Put-In-Bay Alumni

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     Ryan Dalton's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Body type:0' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Stand up comic

   Ryan Dalton's Schools
Kent State University-Main Campus
Kent,Ohio
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Marketing
Minor: loitering
Greek:   Sigma Alpha Epsilon

1994 to 1998


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 1 2008 8:00P
Pickwick and Frolic / Hilarities 4th st. Theater Cleveland OH
Jul 1 2008 10:00P
The Green Room Kent OH
Jul 2 2008 8:00P
Pickwick and Frolic / Hilarities 4th st. Theater Cleveland OH
Jul 3 2008 8:00P
Pickwick and Frolic / Hilarities 4th st. Theater Cleveland OH
Jul 4 2008 7:30P
Pickwick and Frolic / Hilarities 4th st. Theater Kent OH
Jul 5 2008 7:30P
Pickwick and Frolic / Hilarities 4th st. Theater Cleveland OH
Jul 5 2008 10:15P
Pickwick and Frolic / Hilarities 4th st. Theater Cleveland OH
Jul 6 2008 7:30P
Pickwick and Frolic / Hilarities 4th st. Theater Cleveland OH
Jul 8 2008 8:00P
Pickwick and Frolic / Hilarities 4th st. Theater Cleveland OH
Jul 9 2008 8:00P
Pickwick and Frolic / Hilarities 4th st. Theater Cleveland OH

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HEY KIDS!!! ITS MY FIRST COMEDY REVUE!! THE DENVER POST LOVES ME!!  (view more)

"THE IRREGULARS" COMEDY SHOW @ THE CLEVELAND IMPROV TUES. @ 730!!!  (view more)

"SPEAKER PHONE" RYAN WEBISODE ON RUNAWAYBOX.COM  (view more)

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Jul 17 2008 9:27 AM



YOU MUST BE 21 YEARS OF AGE TO Attended!

Crys





Jul 15 2008 4:21 PM

I know you commented on my wall over a month ago, but I didn't see the comment below the image! So, when are you coming to DC? If it hasn't already passed, please let me know when you'll be coming to DC to perform!
¡Greg!





Jul 13 2008 7:52 PM

I love you, Ryan Dalton. I just asked today that we try to bring you back to Huntington soon. I hope you don't mind.
Baker's Pizza Sports Shack





Jul 12 2008 6:45 PM

Hope you are well man... let me know if you find time in your schedule for an upcoming Saturday.
TC Kt





Jul 12 2008 12:13 PM

hey!!!
Charveezee





Jul 13 2008 10:27 AM

Thank you!!!! I'm that dirty thirty...oh, you can get married too, there is no sense in being jealous!!!! Anyone can do it...
Thë J





Jul 11 2008 6:25 PM

Hey man, what's up? Been awhile since I hit you up. Hard to believe it's been a year since I met you at the Improv in Chicago. Congrats on getting on the Live at Gotham. I've been trying to find the replay on TV, but can't. They usually have those shows On Demand, but no such luck there. Peace.
Ryan





Jul 10 2008 8:38 AM

Thank you for the birthday wishes. so long as there are no background checks, i will be at chucky cheese...
mrs b





Jul 10 2008 9:41 AM

thanks darling. i feel honored that you would personally send wishes my way. you are a bigtime star now.
xoxo
Rob O'Reilly





Jul 8 2008 7:29 AM

Thanks you too!
Chris





Jul 7 2008 8:01 PM

Well, at least if The Cleveland Indians traded for YOU ...we KNOW we'd get a guy that can PRODUCE.

Unlike this other motley crew of Tribe stiffs, we'll have to wait and see about "the stapler to be named later..."

But I'm not bitter (much).
Todd "The Gooch" Larson





Jul 7 2008 3:13 PM

Congrats to your Live at Gotham show.
Keri





Jul 7 2008 10:12 AM

THIS IS HOW I SPENT SUNDAY
BIG WHEEL CLEVELAND 08' !!!
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Jul 6 2008 7:05 AM

Dude I'm diggin the 'Dirty Jobs' skit!!! I love that show :-)
Keri





Jul 4 2008 10:02 AM

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Mel Hamill (Lil’ Chaun)





Jul 4 2008 3:06 PM

got up, thought there was a forrest fire but it was just everyone BBQ'in... have a happy 4th!
Kelly