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Ryan Dalton
Jokes / Stand-Up / Alternative
twitter.com/ryandalton. Yeah..I know. It hurts to just TYPE that. Woof.

Male
33 years old
Lakewood, OH
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2009
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MembersYOU CAN EMAIL ME @ THERYANDALTON@GMAIL.COM, and follow me on TWITTER.COM/RYANDALTON
TV Shows AT&T SPOOF MAN IN THE BOX BLOOPERS! - SPEAKER PHONE RYAN
Films"Dirty Jobs" Spoof The Maxwell show Christopher Walken, Maxwell, and Stansbury playing "Rock Band" 10/8/07
AlbumsTragically Unemployed: Episode 1 - Obligatory Wacky Heist Tragically Unemployed-Pickpockets episode

    Ryan Dalton's Interests
MusicThe Black Crowes, The Sword, Oasis, Deathklok, Queens of the Stone Age, The Doctor Teeeth, The Eagles of Death Metal, Jay Z, Notorious B.I.G, Gang Starr, The Allman Brothers, The Animals, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Black Keys
Groups: TONKACringe Humoraoneproductions.com comedy collective (standup comedy and stuff)Bastards Unite!Ohio Young DemocratsKent State Basketball FansJack Hammer's Drunken CircusUniversity of Put-In-Bay Alumni

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     Ryan Dalton's Details
Status:Engaged
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Kent, Ohio
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Stand up comic

   Ryan Dalton's Schools
Kent State University-Main Campus
Kent,Ohio
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Marketing
Minor: loitering
Greek:   Sigma Alpha Epsilon

1994 to 1998


Ryan Dalton's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 6 Total Plays: 108194 Plays Today: 2
Ryan Dalton on Comedy Central's Live at Gotham
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Pickwick & Frolic - October 2008
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Ryan Dalton Previews KNOCKED UP for MY43.NET!!!
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How do you goof off Cleveland?
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This Rocks! This Sucks!
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Gorilla picking his nose
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 12 2009 8:00P
Miami Improv with Steve Byrne (July 9th-12th) Miami FL
Jul 19 2009 8:00P
Huntington WV, Funnybone (July 16th-19th) Huntington WV
Jul 25 2009 8:00P
Bogey’s Comedy Club (July 23rd-25th) Willoughby OH
Aug 13 2009 8:00P
Hilarties 4th st. Theater (Aug 11th-13th) Cleveland OH
Aug 29 2009 8:00P
The Funny Stop (Aug 25th-29th) Cuyahoga Falls OH
Sep 13 2009 8:00P
Toledo Funny Bone with Odyssey Michaels (Sep 10th-13th) Toledo OH
Sep 27 2009 9:00P
Denver Improv with Billy Gardell (Sep 24th-27th) Denver CO
Oct 11 2009 8:00P
Columbus Funny Bone (Oct 6th-11th) Columbus OH
Oct 24 2009 8:00P
Deja Vu Comedy Club (Oct. 22nd-24th) Columbia MO
Nov 15 2009 8:00P
Cincinnati Funnybone with Bert Kreisher (Nov 12th-Nov 15th) Newport KY
Nov 22 2009 8:00P
Jr’s Last Laugh (Nov. 19th-22nd) Erie PA
Dec 20 2009 9:00P
Richmond Funnybone (Dec 16th-20th) Richmond VA

Ryan Dalton's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

"YOU WERE FUNNY TOO", NOW AVAILABLE ON iTUNES AND AMAZON.COM  (view more)

RYAN DALTON AND CHAD ZUMOCK'S CD RELEASE PARTY @ BROTHERS LOUNGE CLEVELAND  (view more)

Don Jamieson (VH1's That Metal Show) at Peabodys in Cleveland, Friday May 8th!!!!  (view more)

SEX, DRUGS, COMEDY, AND ROCK AND ROLL AT THE CLEVELAND HOUSE OF BLUES JAN. 22ND!!!!  (view more)

HOT CARL’S COMEDY SHOW @ THE WINCHESTER JAN 17TH!!!!!  (view more)

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Ryan Dalton's Friends Comments
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momma amber





Jul 7 2009 1:33 PM

ahh no good. i saw your schedule said DC in decemeber!!?! dc isnt that far away...hahaa. road trip!
K Dizzle





Jul 2 2009 6:09 AM

Hey I was wondering if you could send us like some copies of your CD like autographed V.I.P. style I've been telling my roommates about your stuff I want to give em something to listen to. Also I really want to meet Brian Regan, I heard you know him...I hope you can meet these demands man if not you might lose a fan...Im just sayin haha
momma amber





Jul 6 2009 10:12 PM

get your ass to vb again. thanks!
Tina





Jul 1 2009 11:25 PM




Davon





Jul 1 2009 5:55 PM

Hey!!

So, how goes it?
Check out my new shirts, you can now help me tour by donating some bucks to my cause to tell my funnies all over the place.

Oh and if you have twitter you should follow me.. I'll return the
love



Davon Magwood
Intolerance Records





Jul 1 2009 1:21 AM

Music to punch a nun in the face to.


Click to visit Intolerance Records
mike





Jun 30 2009 3:50 PM

Thanx for adding me!
Your awesome on the Maxwell show can't wait till your on again!
PRISCILLA





Jun 29 2009 11:42 PM


 

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Jun 23 2009 4:16 PM

David Matthew Cummings





Jun 20 2009 12:49 AM

Christopher Walken on the Maxwell show.... dude. AWESOME!

See you in Willoughby coming up!!
momma amber





Jun 19 2009 4:09 PM

you should send me a cd. mmmhm.
David Matthew Cummings





Jun 16 2009 2:54 PM

Dude, you are hilarious!! I have never laughed so hard in my life at your videos on here!! Especially when you said, "Is that a gray hair?!"
"Heather Jane"





Jun 14 2009 11:14 PM

Not that we are considered OBESE by no means...(and on a guy, being too slender is kinda, well, not so hot...so, I say eat them krispy kremes and enjoy)...but look at this: DEF rent some comedies...since, I guess it's bad to laugh at your own jokes, even though I do! haha

Being overweight can make you feel miserable, but if you want to lose those excess pounds, you’re better off trying to have a good laugh.

New research published in the International Journal of Obesity has discovered that laughter really is the best medicine for a weight problem.

The small study included 45 pairs of adult friends, who were shown either funny or serious film clips in a room that was set up with equipment to measure the amount of calories burnt and to monitor the rate, duration and type of laughter. The participants also wore heart monitors to measure their heart rate.

The researchers discovered that laughing increased both heart rate and calorie expenditure by up to 20 per cent – and the longer participants laughed for the greater the effects.

Using the results, the scientists then went on to calculate that just 15 minutes of laughter a day will burn 10 to 40 calories, depending on a person’s weight and the intensity of the laughter. That’s enough to shift between 1 and 4lb a year.
Patricia Barrigher





Jun 14 2009 8:54 AM

What city and state?
Comedian-Screewriter
Columbia, MD, USA
Mr. Selfdestruct





Jun 14 2009 1:49 AM

Yes you may... SO DO WE!!!
Keri





Jun 12 2009 7:09 PM

Berlin was sweet!!!

Paris always smells like piss in summer...dont ride the metro in August. Just take my word on that.
Ms. Fever Blister





Jun 11 2009 10:10 PM

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Hey darling!! Thanks so much for wanting to be my friend... If you are ever in L.A and want to catch a show- drop me a line and I can make that happen.. I will be spending more time in good ol' Clevo in the upcoming months.. It will be great to be back home :) Anyways.. I have plans to bring some new and exciting stuff to my home town I'm always looking to network and meet fabulous people!! Hope to see you around! XX Fever

BRANDON GABRIEL





Jun 11 2009 3:50 PM

Hey. Thanks again for the support. I'm truly greatful. Be sure to comment on my work once you have the time!
PEACE!
Comedian Charles Michael





Jun 10 2009 8:20 PM

LMFAO
Kat





Jun 9 2009 4:54 PM

Saw the mention in the PeeDee. Congrats!
Jillian





Jun 8 2009 10:03 PM

Probably Thursday or Friday...I'll let you know....I have to see when my friend can come with me. yay!
*EyE CANDY* (Look but don't touch!)





Jun 8 2009 9:25 PM

Is this in Cleveland????
Jillian





Jun 8 2009 8:40 PM

Are you gonna be at the funny bone all weekend?
Some Dude that looks like Pierre McManus





Jun 8 2009 6:23 PM

I will do my best to get there..
Patricia Barrigher





Jun 6 2009 8:09 PM

Thanks for the add!
Be Blessed,
Comedian-Screenwriter
Bladensburg, MD, USA
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