I am a stand-up comedian who has been performing for the last 4 years in and around the Chicagoland area. I also have type 1 diabetes. That's bout the just of it.
Website
youtube.com/ryanandrews76
Influences
david cross, jim gaffigan, brian posehn, patton oswalt, bobby mcfarren, brian regan, bob odenkirk, me, gogurt, dave attel, 227
Members
me, also me, me and not you, the guy to the right of you-me, him-the guy he's pointing at, the person in the mirror, ryan andrews (that's me!), my mom's youngest son, and meat without the at.
TV Shows
i was going to be on elimidate once. i was planning on being the fourth guy kicked off after calling the other guys gay, doing 30 pushups on the bar, making a sexist comment, and then trying to eat a cherry out of my own bellybutton. but i got lost on the way there and ended up just going to a currency exchange to get my license sticker renewed
Films
hey take it easy i am not a triple threat. how much do you want from me!
Albums
velcro candy incident- over the top, once a rear, and 2legit4hits. classics that will stand the test of time
Ryan Andrews's Interests
General
Music
Smiths, Alkaline Trio, Rise Against, Mineral, Gloria Record, Saves the Day, Survivor, Theme song to "greastest american hero", Ace of Base
the rest of the night was cool hung out there for a bit, but was not a fan of the dance club that they turned the bar into so we left round 11:30 went to chill at my cousin's in the city for a bit and partied there for a bit then went home. i'll see if meg wants to come out for the zaine's show? that has a later start time which is cool.
yea so after I talked to you I went back and realized I left my cell phone on the table, after forming a search troop with all the staff guys looking under tables with their mini-flash lights one of them found the battery... no phone.. so yea basically you owe me a new phone because I sacraficed it to come and talk to you.. I mean if that doesn't validate my dedication as your fan... than I just have nothing nice to say to you Ryan.
good show last night! meg was kinda bummed out b/c she did not even get to say hi to you. i see you will be performing at zaine's on my favorite holiday! odds are will see you there
hey bro, nothing new here other than army bullshit................... ill be home in april, what are you up to? i was thinking that we should get together and play hopscotch on the neighbor's sidewalk. you buy the chalk and ill draw the squares.
Ha Ha very funny! I am working at George's in Oak Park...I bumped into Jenn at a holiday party...so call me so that we can get drunk and reminise about our fun times at Braxton...lol BTW have you heard from Dan??
It's been forever! I just watched your new video when you performed at Joe's and you were hilarious! I will try to come to your show at cigars and stripes in February...hope all is well :)
Packed with people - even in this economy in this weather - huge potential. Comics who made the trek were rewarded with a generous amount of stage time and a full and attentive audience. Doin a lot more shows this days and if last week was any indication, this new room is gonna be a keeper. Let me know if you need the info.
Hey! I used to live in Mokena. Maybe I will come there too if I don't have to work. And... don't change your name to BeefKnuckle. Nah... I like "Ryan's Lyin' (Lion)" or "Tryin' Ryan" or I dunno, but not Beefknuckle. LOL!
