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Ryan
Alternative / Musical Comedy / Stand-Up
Male
31 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 6/28/2009
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   Ryan's Comedian Bio
Bio"...categorically pitch-perfect one-man comedy...Don't Miss!" - Time Out New York
WebsiteRyanPaulson.com
InfluencesAndy Griffith, Garrison Keillor and Eddie Izzard.
MembersJust me...Ryan Luke Paulson.

    Ryan's Interests
GeneralI like history. I like reading about history. If you break the word "history" down you get two words: "his" and "story." Isn't that a bit sexist? I would therefore like to clarify that I am interested in both history and herstory.
MusicWilco, Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Weakerthans
MoviesFargo, Election, Little Miss Sunshine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, You Can Count on Me
TelevisionI really like home renovation shows. I think that is because I can't imagine doing that much work myself but it's nice to watch other people do it. Flip This House, Flip That House, Antiques Roadshow, Designed to Sell, The Daily Show, Letterman, Conan O'Brien, The 700 Club (when I want to get myself all worked up and angry)
BooksJohn Adams, April 1876, War and Peace, Cider House Rules, A Tale of Two Cities
HeroesBob Dylan, Woody Guthrie, Carl Sandburg, Abraham Lincoln
Groups: United Pentecostal Church International Youth

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     Ryan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Eau Claire, Wisconsin, United States
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:Performer

   Ryan's Schools
Depaul University Lincoln Park
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Acting
 

1997 to 1999
University Of Wisconsin-Eau Claire
Eau Claire,Wisconsin
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Theatre
 

1996 to 1997
Memorial Hi
Eau Claire,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1996
Memorial Hi
Eau Claire,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1996

   Ryan's Companies
FAO Schwarz
New York, New York US
Toy Demonstrator



Ryan's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 5 Total Plays: 10769 Plays Today: 2
Jesus Loves the Little Children (mostly)
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Babe and Me
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Song - Jesus Loves the Little Children
Song - Jesus Loves the Little Children rating
You Cant Get to Heaven...
You Cant Get to Heaven... rating
How to Speak in Tongues
How to Speak in Tongues rating
 

Ryan's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Husky Boy  (view more)

Pentecostal Wisconsin Podcast .9 - April 22, 2007 - The Dangers of Rock and Roll  (view more)

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   Ryan's Blurbs
About me:
I grew up in Wisconsin, in the Pentecostal church, which is where people speak in tongues. I left the church when I moved to New York City and I don't speak in tongues anymore. Unless you make me really mad...or pay me. My father considers my material "controversial," mostly because he imagines that I am making fun of Pentecostals and fundamentalist Christianity, which is pretty much true. But if God is really all the evangelicals claim he is, I'm sure he can take it.
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Lesbian Headshot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqmlm9o4bSU

It's uncomfortable being told you look like a lesbian. www.RyanPaulson.com



Jesus Loves the Little Children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM-zU_Bs_-0



Skinny Jeans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzhAWcBC-S4

I'm uncomfortable seeing men in skinny jeans. www.RyanPaulson.com



Husky Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYZt0amArdw

It's uncomfortable being the big kid. www.RyanPaulson.com

Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet Bob Dylan. Actually, I'm not sure about that. I mean, I like Bob Dylan but I am not sure that trying to have a conversation with him wouldn't be awkward. He doesn't seem like a great conversationalist. There are a lot of people I find interesting and admire but I think it might be best to admire them from afar. So, who would I like to meet? Ah, what about you? What's your name?

   Ryan's Friend Space (Top 4)
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Aug 19 2008 11:01 PM

I'll be on radio. I'll be at Vera's. You can be anywhere. Plug 208. 109. 24. 34:8020/listen. pls into your browser or go to TwinCitiesRadio. net. Better yet, show up on the patio with the sun going down. 2901 Lyndale S. Wednesday, August 20.
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Jun 14 2008 3:35 AM

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Apr 21 2008 5:53 AM

You're freakin hilarious! Keep it up!
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Apr 9 2008 6:27 AM

OMG, I just watched your video of speaking in tongues because I needed a dose of Funny Ryan (and in all my years of seeing "Pentecostal Wi" that section never fails to crack me up), and I saw all the comments you've gotten from Myspacers! HOLY CRAP! LIke, uh, literally. Holy crap. WOW you are THE CONTROVERSIAL. I llllove it.
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Apr 7 2008 1:59 AM

oh yes, ps, how are you dear?
ELH





Apr 7 2008 1:59 AM

ryan!! when are you coming back to montreal!?
Ryan





Mar 18 2008 7:35 PM

Hello Ryan,

Check out this new Barack Obama music video that I made! If you like it, please send it to your friends.

Always,

Ryan



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Dec 27 2007 7:46 AM

Eek, Ryan! Please don't click on the link in the last comment -- it's a virus. Delete it, without further ado! I'm really sorry it went out; I think someone might have hacked into my account or something -- scary. Anyway, happy holidaze and stuff! : ) I was just telling someone about when we used to team demo Street Flyers -- I got shooooes; I got skaaaaates! Good times.
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Oct 17 2007 4:22 PM

Hey Ryan! God Bless You! Don't be a stranger. :)
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Oct 12 2007 6:43 AM

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Sep 18 2007 9:28 AM

A bunch of us at the Vancouver Fringe were talking about you today, agreeing about how much we love "Pentacostal Wisconsin"...we all started singing "I can't talk to Jesus...but I can talk to you"...your legacy lives on! :-)
Lynn Logan





Sep 13 2007 12:01 AM

Hey Ryan, just stopping by to say I hope you have a blessed day....and life.
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Sep 12 2007 1:28 AM

The Moment is approaching... and you don't mind if I plug our 9/27 show, do you? After all, you're gonna be great on it.

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Sep 12 2007 1:28 AM

The Moment is approaching... and you don't mind if I plug our 9/27 show, do you? After all, you're gonna be great on it.

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Aug 14 2007 7:35 PM

Hey thanks for adding me. have a great day. lol
Rebecca Hart





Aug 7 2007 9:15 PM

you can't get to heaven through ars nova either. (I think). There's beer though.

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