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Ryan Maloney
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Improv
Shoot...the glass.

Male
33 years old
NEW YORK, NY
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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   Ryan Maloney's Comedian Bio
BioI am a NY based comedian touring clubs and theaters all over the United States. Most recently I’ve been seen performing at great venues like the Bushnell Theater in Hartford, CT, in national commercials, and taping a stand up performance for HBO’s Comedy Festival...which...has been released on a great DVD called "Brew HaHa Comedy Festival: Vol 1".

I’m staying busy with stand up dates, producing and acting in a number of different film/TV productions. My stand up has been featured on Fox News and I can be heard on my nationally broadcast radio spots called "The Ryan Reaction".

Next up I’m writing and will be starring in a sitcom pilot I’m co-producing with Cool Hand Pictures. I can’t say much about the premise, but we’re looking to recruit some heavy hitters to be a part of the cast.

I’m also co-directing a film festival in my hometown of Manchester, CT called the Silk City Flick Fest. If you’d like to submit a film, visit the website: www.silkcityflickfest.com

You can also hear more by watching this interview I did recently with Inside Entertainment.

I loves me some performing so be sure to check the page for tour updates and feel free to demand I come to your city by clicking the Demand It feature located in the ’Who I’d Like To Meet’ section!

ALSO, SHOWTIME has bought the boxing documentary I produced! It’s about a boxer from Brooklyn, training for and fighting in a title fight at Madison Square Garden! It’s called "Magic Man" (after Paulie "Magic Man" Malignaggi, in my top friends section). It screened at the Hoboken Film Festival, where it won the Audience Award for Best of the Festival!

Check back for show dates...and of course you can find out more on my website which is ryanmaloney.net!

Websiteryanmaloney.net
InfluencesBill Cosby, Red Skelton, Robin Williams, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, Charlie Chaplin, Jim Carrey, Chevy Chase, Dave Chappelle, Norm MacDonald, Steve Martin, Johnny Carson
MembersSAG
TV ShowsFOX news feature story (Lead spotlight in their Arts & Entertainment report)

Travel Channel This Job’s a Trip (Featured Comedian)

National Commercials including: Ebay, Bud Light, AOL (2), FoxBox (2), Cingular/AT&T and NFL among others

Co-creator/producer/writer/star of hidden-camera show called First and Worst. Brave St. Productions and Sandy Frank Entertainment:


FIRST AND WORST on Vimeo.

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STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS (Marty) Justin Michael Morales, Dir.

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A HAND ON MY SHOULDER (Jackson) Robbie Powers, Dir.

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JIMMY IS A FUNNY GUY (Jimmy) Jonathan Mason, Dir.

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QUARTER LIFE (Jack) Michael Lee & Mario Simone, Dir.

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THY WILL BE DONE (Steve) Angry Pooka Productions

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LOST AND FOUND (Andrew) Rhiannon Hyde, Dir.

Albums"Off The Record" (Independent)

"Live at The Bushnell" (Independent)


    Ryan Maloney's Interests
GeneralStand Up Comedy. I love it. I love everything about it. Even the parts most comedians could do without, I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Producing the "Crash Course in Comedy" series for Comedy Central made me think of an interview I did for Finnish radio. It was for a radio show hosted by one of Finland's most successful, most talented and most popular comedians, Andre Wickstrom.

Andre helped start the recent comedy boom in Finland and traveled to the US to learn more about stand up comedy and what its like in the US after developing into the great art form its become here in the States. After he saw my set at New York Comedy Club, he asked if I would be interested in meeting him the next day at Jimmy's Coffee Shop in midtown Manhattan so he could interview me for his radio program. It was very interesting to talk with him about stand up and if all of Finland's comics care as much about comedy as Andre does, their comedy scene is in very good hands.

Clips from the interview are included for you to hear right below. Although he hosts the radio series in another language, he conducted the interview in English. He covered many topics such as:

"Why do YOU do stand up comedy?"

"What was your first time on stage like?"

"As an American comedian, is it better to be in NY or LA?"

"How competitive is the comedy scene here in the US?"

"Can you make a living doing stand up here in NY?"

"What type of material is best to do here in the States?"

"What are you looking to achieve in comedy?"

"If you landed a successful TV/Film career, would you still do stand up?"

...and much, much more...click on the player below and check it out! It was fun to do and I'm glad I can share it with you!


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I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.

ALSO...this MP3 is an interview I did this past July...from the Showcase Radio Comedy Hour out of Atlanta! The audio is slightly off and I'm trying to fix it, but it plays well enough to enjoy and hear what went on. Speaking of Atlanta, I just had a couple of great weekends down there opening for Brett Butler at the Funny Farm Comedy Club and then headlining at Showcase Comedy Lounge...had a great time, the audiences and fans that came out were great...already booking return dates...keep an eye out for details!


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I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.

And skateboarding until I can do this...

MusicBlink 182, Louis Armstrong, Van Halen, Eminem, Jay-Z, Pharrell, Ludacris
Movies(TOO MANY TO LIST) A Few Good Men, Punch Drunk Love, Elf, Old School, Anchorman, Swingers, Phone Booth, October Sky, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol 1&2, Parenthood, Napoleon Dynamite, For Love Of The Game, Field of Dreams, Se7en, Shawshank Redemption, Comedian, The King of Comedy, 8 Mile, Rudy, Rocky IV, Truman Show, Big Fish, Finding Forrester, The Usual Suspects, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Borat...seriously, too many to list
TelevisionSNL, Friends, Seinfeld, Daily Show, Letterman, Entourage, The Hills, The Life of Ryan, Rob & Big, Run's House and Making the Band 4 (guilty MTV pleasures), Scrubs, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Conan, Inside the NFL
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Whichever book teaches me how to train my dachsund how to do this:

HeroesAre generally bulletproof

     Ryan Maloney's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Manchester, CT
Body type:5' 11"
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian:Actor:Writer:Producer


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 10 2009 10:00P
Stand Up New York New York NY
Oct 8 2009 8:00P
Silk City Flick Fest Film Festival Manchester CT

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   Ryan Maloney's Blurbs
About me:
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NY based stand up comedian, writer, actor and producer of numerous TV/Film productions. And of course, Mountain Dew and Chewy Spree addict.

Click the play box below to see clips of my recent TV/Film appearances on my acting reel!


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ALSO: Check out my blog archives to see one of the latest series I produced, a web series for Comedy Central called "Crash Course in Comedy", hosted by Ted Alexandro.

It's a funny series, jam-packed with valuable tips for anyone seriously considering pursuing a career as a stand up comedian! We shot it at Gotham Comedy Club in New York City and I had a blast producing it! I particularly like the one on "Delivery". You'll see why...view them all in my blog section!

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Who I'd like to meet:
President Obama. Here is something I'd like to talk to him about:

Hi Friends,

Mt. Rushmore, South Dakota - Washington: First President. Jefferson: Wrote Declaration of Independence. Roosevelt: First Conservation President. Lincoln: Issued the Emancipation Proclamation. Obama: Solved Global Warming? In his inaugural address, President Obama told America that: "[E]ach day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet." "We will restore science to its rightful place… We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories." "With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet." TAKE ACTION: Join the Energy Revolution and show President Obama that the American people are ready and willing to stand up with him and stop global warming! You can sign the petition calling for Obama to kickstart an energy revolution. And if you've already signed the petition, you can share the historical possibilities of stopping global warming by sending an ecard of the above image to your friends and family and ask them to sign up too. Help Spread the Word! Please Grab The Code For This Bulletin
And Repost On Your Blog or Bulletin or Profile!

Steve Largent...if you don't know who Steve Largent is, play the youtube clip below:

and of course, YOU! Demand my upcoming tour include YOUR city! I'll bring Mountain Dew and some Fun Dip...how 'bout it?


   Ryan Maloney's Friend Space (Top 40)
Ryan Maloney has 577 friends.
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 justin® 


 Vinyl Nixon 


 Barack Obama 


 Silk City 


 Justin 


 M. 


 Voosie 


 Danielle 


 Rhiannon 


 Sally-Ann D’Amato 


 Jessica 


 Barre 


 ~ARTURO GATTI R.I.P~ Will miss you 


 Mark Riccadonna 


 James Oakes 


 Jim Dailakis 


 Jessica Kirson 


 Marianne Sierk 


 Jesse Joyce 


 Pete Dominick 


 KYLE GROOMS 


 Ted Alexandro 


 Jed Fearon - Comedian 


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 Lenny 


 Chris Monty 


 TONY ROCK 

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 Rick Carino 


 The REAL Marshall Chiles 


 Kevin Downey Jr 


 Erica Watson is a FAT BITCH! 


 Adam 


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 ¸.×·* Annie *·×.¸ 


 AmberLenee 


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Ryan Maloney's Friends Comments
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Jun 13 2009 9:24 PM

DVS BANNER
Vinyl Nixon





Apr 11 2009 3:40 AM

Hey Stein, thanks for adding us. Hope you are well and looking forward to seeing you soon...
DVS





Oct 25 2008 5:10 PM

Happy Blated Bday boss - appreciate the feedback on the release of the new page months back. Anyone of your friends welcome to join my page as well.
DVS
Dean 17





Oct 9 2008 4:10 AM

Happy Birthday!
Kibosh





Oct 8 2008 5:55 PM

Happy Birthday, kid!
It's almost diaper time, isn't it?
RooftopComedy.com





Oct 8 2008 3:41 PM



Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
PaulaOConnor





Oct 8 2008 11:48 AM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.......! :)


Wish you all Love and only all the Best
in the World to your Birthday!
If all your Wishes may come true ! :)
Have a wonderful special Day my friend!
much love,


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XOXOXOX


♥ PaulaOConnor♥



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Oct 7 2008 2:33 AM

well well...happy birthday! not sure if i'm early or late...i never manage to show up exactly on time :) but have a great day today! and a great decade, in case I miss it the next few years ;)
mwuah~lelia
Lazlow





Oct 6 2008 5:17 PM

Happy Ryan, Birthday.
¸.×·* Annie *·×.¸





Oct 3 2008 5:42 AM

thanks for the comment, it was a great show! when are you coming back to atlanta?!
Chris Monty





Sep 26 2008 2:20 PM

Really now!
Chris Monty





Sep 17 2008 2:50 AM

I can't take another September like last....I am DONE!
KILL ME NOW.
Adam





Sep 16 2008 3:01 AM

I just heard my beloved "90s romantic comedy" music from EqStar used in a Volunteers for America ad during the course of my ordinary evening viewing.

I guess it was only a matter of time.
Kibosh





Aug 22 2008 7:06 PM

Didja know yer dad threw a no-hitter in the 1960's? I saw the game ball in Cooperstown just the other day! Boy, what lovely genes you have, hey!
Rhiannon





Aug 18 2008 4:44 AM

i'm in colorado springs!
chevy





Aug 13 2008 5:39 AM

Check out movie. A rough cut of the movie has been leaked out.. Check out and pass it along... Since it was leaked I want to get feed back before the final editing is finished.
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=F2Y4pgrhcQk
M.





Aug 5 2008 1:41 AM

Attention:

You have been moved to the third position. No closer until you remove the restraining order.
Roger





Jul 29 2008 1:14 AM

are u kidding me... the dark knight says the dark man... spidermans spandex couldnt hold batman jock in that movie
John Ramm Insurance Agency





Jul 8 2008 1:20 AM

Hey Rye Bread! Thanks for coming to CT. You made us all laugh.

I was down in NYC Wed (Roof Top Bar) 5th Ave

I gotta interview Cool Hand Tomorrow..

See you soon

RAMM
Sabrina





May 25 2008 1:53 PM

I love the profile picture of you! Everytime I see it, I laugh... is that real toothpaste foaming at your mouth? That's awesome!
Chris Monty





May 19 2008 3:19 PM

How 'bout those NY Mets baby!!!! Let's get it rollin'!
AmberLenee





Apr 29 2008 1:33 AM

So it has been a while since I have had the opportunity to "browse" myspace... but I did tonight and I am glad to see the picture I took at the F.F. made your profile picture!!!

Thanks for making my day! =0)

AmberLenee
The Average White Guy Tour





Feb 20 2008 8:28 PM

good stuff!
Marianne Sierk





Feb 15 2008 7:03 PM

Hey Ryan! Yuppers - that was me! I totally lucked out with that one.. I'm beginning to enjoy interrupting everyone's sporting events. Hope you had a fantastic Valentine's Day and hope you didn't get an STD or anything. :)
Michael





Feb 13 2008 3:59 AM

lol yep...
kinda like this...



well not exactly but you get the idea :)
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