Ryan Noack
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It’s time to raise the bar...
Male
27 years old
BOISE, ID
United States
Last Login: 7/6/2009
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Ryan Noack's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Besides comedy, everything in life has come easily to Ryan Noack. Facing no genuine challenges, Noack’s singular focus has been his comedic toilings. This effort, however, is not evident on stage. With his biting wit, cherubic aloofness and affable delivery, Noack steals laughs from the masses fortunate enough to witness his display. Ryan Noack runs – nay, thrives on laughter. Like the strange relative who both embarrasses and amuses, audiences’ love for Ryan Noack is unconditional. | | Website | This is it | | Influences | Funny people. Smart people. Funny-Smart people. And some jack-asses too! | | Members | NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS. My grandpa is convinced I could be a cult leader. I think he just wants me to be a cult leader so I'll give him my sloppy seconds. Its good to be cult leader. | | TV Shows | I've been on the news a few times: Once when I was in elementary school while I was folding a flag during an assembly; once in high school when I dropped a flyball that I was running back on (I should have been running on the balls of my feet), and then we lost the game; and most recently serving drinks to a bunch of cops where I work | | Films | Someday I’ll be on IMDB. I had an appearance and a credit in a movie that went to SXSW |
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Ryan Noack's Interests
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| General | Comedy, film/video, baseball, music, clouds, scuba diving, acting, directing, skiing, water activities, | | Music | Ben Folds (Five), Radiohead, The Roots, Outkast, Blackalicious, Gift of Gab, Lyrics Born, Pigeon John, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, TV on the Radio, Ween, Wilco, Soundgarden, The Rolling Stones, Tenacious D, Sublime, Al Green, Prince, Ben Harper, Pink Floyd, Meat Puppets, Built to Spill, Modest Mouse, Jimmy's Chicken Shack, Jane's Addiction, Jack Johnson, Guster, Handsome Boy Modeling School, David Bowie, Cake, Bob Marley, Atmosphere, Alice in Chains. | | Movies | The Princess Bride, Friday, Waking Life, Kill Bill vols I & II, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Trapped in Paradise, Half Baked, Office Space, Clifford, Pootie Tang, The Natural, School of Rock, High Fidelity, About a Boy, Orange County, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Elf, The Big Lebowski, Animal House, Slam, | | Television | The Office, The Chappelle Show, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Arrested Development, South Park, The Simpsons, Sports Center, Baseball Tonight, Seinfeld, Kids in the Hall | | Books | The Rum Diaries, Nick Hornby Books, DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Jurassic Park, Hitter, |
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The Guns of Brixton, Church of Don Cheadleism, Gutter Sluts, Idaho Comics, Fat Kid Club, Boise High School, Boise Zombie Walk
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Ryan Noack's Details
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| Status: | Divorced | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Boise, ID | | Body type: | 5' 7" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Wiccan | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Special Ed Assistant | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Ryan Noack's Schools
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Boise State University
Boise, IDAHO
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Mass Communications/Journalism (media/video production)
Minor: Life
Clubs: University Television Production, Dead 8 Film Club,
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Total Plays: 675 |
Plays Today: 2 |
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About me:
I am currently a comm student at BSU and I work at the Funny Bone, where I also do stand-up comedy on occaison. I'm also a baseball coach for 14-16 year olds. Which is a lot of fun. I'm not sure what I want to do when I grow up... in fact I'm not sure I want to grow up at all, I'm pretty sure I want to be a toys r' us kid (but they went bankrupt so I"m not so sure how well that would work). I'm pretty shy, but once I open up I'm a lot of fun. I like to hang out with my friends and I spend too much time playing video games. I value sincerity and don't like dealing with bullshit, if you like to lie please leave me alone.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Christopher Walken, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Janine Garafalo, Sara Silverman, John Cusack, Ted Williams, Tony Gwynn, Barry Zito, David Cross, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Bill Murray, Dave Chappelle, Mike Meyers, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Johnny Depp, Kevin Smith, Tim Burton, Albert Pujols, Bob Marley
I'd also like to meet you if you aren't famous. I like friendly people and would like to meet people that are more outgoing than myself.
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