About me:
Amen obsessed drum and bass head, goofy guy who likes to have fun, dance, and play oldschool jungle trivia. Oh yeah, addicted to cheez-it's. Not good.
Heavy in the local music scene, Ryan Organ has been deejaying and promoting since the age of 16 back home in Canada. He is musically wise beyond his years and has a deep record collection with a high degree of diversity. Ryan has been holding down his radio show "The Eleventh Hour" weekly on KPSU for three years and co-maintains PDXDNB.com, documenting goings on in the drum & bass community in Portland. Ryan co-founded Various alongside good friend Monkeytek in December 2006.
He runs New York based jungle label Offshore Recordings alongside DJ Clever and runs his own web label Aleutian Audio, built to channel the high quality tunes being produced here in the Northwest. By day, Ryan can be found ordering dubstep and jungle for Anthem Records.
Various is a monthly party showcasing the best in dubstep and jungle music with a healthy dose of dub all featured on the mighty H.A.S. soundsystem. The vibes at Various are always joyful and raucous. The bass is massive. December 1st marks the 1 year anniversary of Various. Over the past 12 months, Various (hosted by Ryan Organ and Monkeytek) has featured quality sets from E3, Jon A.D., Kyle T, Dial M, Struggle, Loki, The Bassist, Rubik & more.
In response to your recent inquiry as to the location of your misplaced automobile, I am sorry to say that presently we are unable to help you. Unfortunately, our budgent only allows for one PVL (Psychic Vehicle Locater) per fiscal quarter. Currently, ours is out on maternity leave; as you may imagine, we believed her abilites would allow for us to plan for said event, bet even God has been known to throw a curve ball at times.
In the interim, I might suggest the services of an independent contractor; you can locate her in the phone book under the surname Gonzales; Shae Gonzales. However, be forwarmed that her talents are, in fact, limited as she relies mostly on outdated methods such as divining rods and enchanted maps.
My only other immediate suggestion is to purchase a compass and a map of Portland. We thank you for your inquiry and wish you the best of luck.
Incidentally, please note that we only accept Vehicle Locater Applications on the fourth Tuesday of every second month between the hours of 11am and 12pm; furthermore, this is subject to change during a leap year.
Thank you for your time and best of luck to you in locating your vehicle.
So, I was thinking; and I had a really good idea (such a good idea that I held up traffic for like 45 minutes). Anyways, you should turn the Ranger into a Monster Truck. Something like 'El Toro Loco', but maybe whale themed (since it's big and blue and everything). You could call it 'The Sperminator'; you know, like a sperm whale...not the other sperm. And when you drive it, you should wear your headband. For reals.
Ezzz, Since you’re a friend, we thought you'd be interested in our newest release, ASUSU – DETROIT ep. “Most important digital release of the moment” – BunZero (SubFM)
Ah man...Starkey's going to be at Fabric tonight; we should probably get in line now. In fact, I think I can just see the end of it rounding the corner in front of my house.
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bless up!
