I Am Ryan O'Neal
"Man, logical explanations keep letting me down."

Male
21 years old
Tempe, Arizona
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
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    I Am Ryan O'Neal's Interests
GeneralReading, writing, snowboarding, economics, travel, college football, major league baseball, craft-brewed beer and other fine beverages, art, sustainable living and business, politics, awesomeness, improving myself constantly, cooking, and just about everything else, except NASCAR and PCs.
MusicTool, Nine Inch Nails, Sigur Rós, PJ Harvey, Radiohead, The Blood Brothers, Aphex Twin, Minus the Bear, Smashing Pumpkins, LCD Soundsystem thesixtyone.com, much, much, much, much more. Chances are we listen to some of the same music (because I listen to everything).
MoviesAmerican Beauty, Vanilla Sky, Caddyshack, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather Trilogy, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Office Space, Being John Malkovich, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, Waking Life, Donnie Darko, Training Day, Boondock Saints, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Saved!, Bulworth, Y Tu Mamá También, Almost Famous, Click, Juno, The Darjeeling Limited
TelevisionThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart, How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park
BooksThe Fountainhead & Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, War All The Time by Charles Bukowski, Calvin & Hobbes, The Stranger by Albert Camus, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse, 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke, The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut, I Am Charlotte Simmons by Tom Wolfe, any book written with intelligence, unique ideas and interesting voice.
HeroesMyself, who else?
Groups: Arizona Music Scene, Cactus Shadows High School, Alex Grey, Pinko Commies, SMS Support Group, Body by ben and jerry's, I live in love, I love ORANGE CHICKEN

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     I Am Ryan O'Neal's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lincoln, Nebraska
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Student/Bartender
Income:Less than $30,000

   I Am Ryan O'Neal's Networking
Music - Performance - Guitar
Guitar/Vocals for Cave Creek band The Faction.
Music - Performance - Vocals
I like to sing, my style's in the vein of Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Smashing Pumpkins, The The.

   I Am Ryan O'Neal's Companies
The Bamboo Club
Phoenix, Arizona US
Food Runner
Desert Ridge
 Sept. 2003 to Nov. 2005
Donovan's Steak & Chop House
Phoenix, Arizona US
Food Runner

 Nov. 2006 to April 2007
The Bamboo Club
Phoenix, Arizona US
Server
Desert Ridge
 Nov. 2005 to Aug. 2006
The Bamboo Club
Phoenix, Arizona US
Bartender
Desert Ridge
 Oct. 2007 to Feb. 2008
Ling & Louie's
Scottsdale, Arizona US
Server/Bartender

 Feb. 2008 to Present



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   I Am Ryan O'Neal's Blurbs
About me:
I am Ryan O'Neal. I write columns for Scoop08.com, a student-run online political newspaper, tend bar and serve at Ling & Louie's in Scottsdale, study economics and Spanish at Arizona State University and generally try to be as awesome as possible. I play guitar and write songs for a collaboration called Tek Ta Hetsaap with Dustin Payne, and I'm currently starting a new band with Miss Maria (It's official now!).

Also, since I'm supposed to brag shamelessly about myself in this section, I'm also a CNN-published writer. Go, me!
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who can explain this whole life thing to me, so I don't drive myself crazy trying to figure it out.

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I Am Ryan O'Neal has 127 friends.
 FLORA 


 Erik 


 Jake 


 Mr. Hodges 


 Miss Maria. 


 Tara Marie 


 Sweet Adeline, My Clementine 


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Bernadette





Aug 8 2008 1:13 AM

Yeeeeahhh... bout that... Im still in the closet :( You in your new place yet? miss you
Sweet Adeline, My Clementine





Aug 4 2008 10:00 PM

i'll be right over with my stethescope.
Sweet Adeline, My Clementine





Aug 2 2008 2:17 AM

have an awesome night
Justin





Jul 31 2008 9:51 PM

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Mr. Hodges





Jul 28 2008 9:54 AM

Im cookin tommorow yay!!! hahahahaha
PHIL





Jul 24 2008 9:07 AM

where are you guys sitting for Beck? Pit?
Sweet Adeline, My Clementine





Jul 20 2008 9:10 AM

fitting song, btw.
FLORA





Jul 18 2008 11:13 AM

Oranges has an N by the way. Ha, an N. That sounds like M&Ms before the M sandwich.
FLORA





Jul 18 2008 11:10 AM

Just came up with the best freaking label ever for the cello/wheat beer awesomeness.

Have it be cartoonish. Picture a guy kicking a scarecrow square in the junk. And then name it something awesome to go along with it. oooooh and we could also picture two oranges where his nads should be. When I think of wheat, it makes me think of straw, which makes me think of scarecrows, which kind of makes me think of acid, which makes me think of acidity, which makes me think of orages, which is why I believe scarecrows should have oranges as his package.... not sure if anyone else makes that connection.

Or have a scarecrow kicking a dude holding a heffecello in his hand and be like "heffe with a kick, bitches.
"
Mrs. Mia Wallace





Jul 17 2008 11:33 PM

Myspace, Facebook, Internet-Whoring, and World Domination.

All in that order. Take notes.
:)
Miss Maria.





Jul 17 2008 7:54 PM

I'm sorry...
FLORA





Jul 14 2008 11:31 PM

I would not be at your funeral either. Mostly because I would be out having beers with the guy that killed you. I'll probably make Brandon pay our beers though.
Sweet Adeline, My Clementine





Jul 11 2008 11:07 AM

i'm wide awake, it's morning.
Miss Maria.





Jul 5 2008 10:22 PM

Fellow rockstar, where have you been?
FLORA





Jun 5 2008 1:27 AM

IM STRESSED OUT. SOME COLLEGE, JUST LET ME LEARN!!!

you. research. now.
mush!
Miss Maria.





Jun 3 2008 6:10 PM

I want my frozen yogurt. bitch.
Mr. Hodges





May 4 2008 11:40 PM


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Miss Maria.





Apr 14 2008 10:52 PM

Pffft.
Where'd you get an idea like that?
Miss Maria.





Apr 14 2008 4:42 PM

Tuesday.
=]
Don't forget!
Mr. Hodges





Apr 13 2008 7:27 PM

Ryan Oneal
Ryan Oneal
Yeah
Ryan Oneal
Megan





Mar 22 2008 6:04 AM

So when are you going to ask me these website questions that you have?
FLORA





Mar 17 2008 5:16 AM

Tara owned your plot bitch!!
Josie





Mar 10 2008 11:53 PM

it was super duper seeing you on saturday. hopefully not as much time will pass before our next encounter.
Miss Maria.





Mar 10 2008 3:38 PM

It was good seein' you.
It's been like..years.
Mr. Hodges





Mar 8 2008 5:29 AM

all good things come wit time. next winter I wil be rolling with you guys.
FLORA





Mar 4 2008 10:04 PM

I hate you.
Lo





Feb 16 2008 7:50 PM

Yes. Let's never forget that eachother exist ever again. So... no longer an employee of the boo are you? What the hell happened there?
Lo





Feb 12 2008 11:23 PM

So I definitely answered when you called bamboo last night and I got off the phone and was like, "Who is Ryan the bartender?" I just figured it out 18 hours later. Clever.
Mr. Hodges





Feb 11 2008 11:49 PM

Photobucket
Lo





Jan 3 2008 6:39 PM

Well, I was stopping in to say hello, but then I saw Lindsey's comments here. Is she implying that I am a hooker?
Lindsey





Dec 15 2007 7:44 AM

Even though that was kind of strange....it was also very touching. Thank you for caring.
Lindsey





Dec 10 2007 7:58 AM

Not all Wenzel's are hookers........all the time.
CHRIS KELLY





Dec 9 2007 11:11 PM

you like PJ harvey!

FAG!
Lo





Dec 8 2007 5:25 PM

Don't believe her.
Lindsey





Dec 7 2007 8:00 AM

And I won't even be a cock block!!
FLORA





Nov 28 2007 8:23 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_fe_st/odd_million_dollar_bill

I swear I thought I was reading something off of The Onion.
Lo





Nov 25 2007 5:47 AM

Ryan, I'm bored in Colorado. I need you to write a new blog so I have something to read.
Megan





Nov 21 2007 5:56 AM

Happy Birthday Ryan!! I hope 21 is amazing for you. :)
Beryl





Nov 20 2007 10:18 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Lindsey





Nov 20 2007 3:53 PM

Happy Birthday Ryan!!! That last month just FLEW by......kinda! If I don't see you tonight, there's gonna be a problem! MISS YOU!
Lo