The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows, it totally coated the floor, there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where there'd never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance, it smeared every saucer and bowl, there wasn't a way I could stop it, that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, and thought with chagrin as I mopped, that I'd never again stuff a turkey with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
Hey, how are things?? I got my sister to sing with me on the new duet that I co-wrote. It's just a rough draft but I posted it anyway. check it out if you get time. It's the first song on my player "I Almost Fell In Love". Have a great day!
Hey! =D Haha. At my birthday party. We were havinga contest and we named the judges after the one on American Idol. And I was the hostest so i played.. Ryan Seacrest!! Lol! Just wanted to let you know you aren't one of the forgotten xD
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Ryan, hey "compadre"! Join me on Twitter: @mjordy55 I have some funny jokes to share! That's if only if you have a good sense of humor,if not forget it! And if you can follow me on twitter.
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Nov 9 2009 2:16 AM
The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there'd never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
that I'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
Nov 9 2009 2:04 AM
Nov 8 2009 9:45 PM
Can you play DJ Andrea and Relight Orchestra?
Love,
Robin
Nov 8 2009 8:10 AM
Nov 8 2009 4:49 AM
Nov 7 2009 7:06 PM
Nov 7 2009 6:03 PM
Seacrest~ IN
NYE 2009-2010~ IN
Robin T. Brunet~ OUT
xo
Nov 7 2009 5:43 PM
Nov 7 2009 5:26 PM
Nov 7 2009 1:03 PM
Nov 7 2009 4:37 AM
Haha. At my birthday party.
We were havinga contest and we named the judges after the one on American Idol.
And I was the hostest so i played..
Ryan Seacrest!! Lol!
Just wanted to let you know you aren't one of the forgotten xD
Nov 7 2009 2:54 AM
Nov 6 2009 3:23 PM
Nov 6 2009 11:02 AM
Great Fansite!!!
How are you?
I've got new pics on my page now!! drop by and leave a comment!
That would be great! Thanks!
Love Akira x
www.myspace.com/smartpopsociety
Nov 5 2009 9:43 PM
Diss-Quick
Rap Artist
Always A Hit Productions, LLC
www.myspace.com/alwaysahitproductions
Nov 5 2009 7:05 PM
"urie et urie." smiles.
Nov 5 2009 7:04 AM
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Nov 4 2009 6:29 PM
Nov 4 2009 5:26 PM
Nov 4 2009 2:25 PM
Join me on Twitter:
@mjordy55
I have some funny jokes to share!
That's if only if you have a good sense of humor,if not forget it!
And if you can follow me on twitter.
Nov 4 2009 11:07 AM
Nov 4 2009 3:29 AM
Nov 4 2009 2:52 AM